PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paul Irwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anabol Asteroid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Irwin comes to the cage accompanied by AC/DC - T.N.T. Asteroid has chosen Asteroid as his entrance music. Anabol Asteroid has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Irwin
vs
Asteroid

190 cm
27
212 lbs
18 - 4 - 0

188 cm
30
192 lbs
29 - 11 - 1

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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Paul Irwin!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Anabol Asteroid!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asteroid misses with a straight right.
Asteroid missing with a left hand there. Irwin was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Asteroid moves out of range of the strikes.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Asteroid lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Irwin has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Irwin and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Asteroid misses with a straight right.
Irwin is looking to score with low kicks.
Paul Irwin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Irwin lands with a slapping head kick.
Irwin lands a nice hook to Asteroid's body. Asteroid takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Asteroid tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Irwin misses with a kick to the body
and Asteroid makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Asteroid is looking to score with low kicks.
Irwin takes a swing at Asteroid's ribcage but misses.
Asteroid takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Asteroid, as that shot connected.
Irwin tests Asteroid's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Irwin lands a jab.
Irwin thows a leg kick but Asteroid checks it
and Irwin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Irwin takes a kick to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asteroid avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Asteroid misses the jab.
Asteroid takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Irwin misses the shot to the body.
An inside leg kick from Irwin misses.
Asteroid throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Asteroid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Irwin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Irwin comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Irwin fails to land with a series of punches.
Asteroid takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Asteroid connects with the punch.
Irwin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Irwin is looking to wear down Asteroid with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Irwin misses with a looping left.
Asteroid avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Asteroid misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Irwin throws a leg kick but Asteroid sees it coming and moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Irwin loads up on a big right hand but Asteroid slips the punch.
Irwin looks to land a combination but Asteroid avoids it well.
Irwin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Irwin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Asteroid swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Asteroid gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Irwin.
Irwin checks a leg kick nicely.
Asteroid tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A slow jab from Irwin misses its intended target.
Asteroid comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Asteroid takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Asteroid scores with a three punch combo!
Asteroid looks to score with a jab to the body but Irwin is just out of range.
Irwin misses with a straight right.
A cross from Irwin lands.
Irwin scores with a crisp jab that stopped Asteroid in his tracks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Asteroid.
Asteroid stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Irwin.
A nice inside leg kick there by Irwin. That's going to slow Asteroid down.
Irwin paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Asteroid checks a leg kick.
Irwin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Asteroid cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Asteroid takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Asteroid misses with an uppercut.
Asteroid throws a sloppy head kick and Irwin moves out of range easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Irwin blocks a head kick by Asteroid.
Irwin throws a leg kick but Asteroid checks it.
Irwin throws the left hand but Asteroid avoids the punch easily.
Asteroid misses the shot to the body.
Irwin blocks a head kick by Asteroid.
A big right from Irwin misses.
Irwin slips a straight right by Asteroid.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Irwin checks a low kick from Asteroid.
Irwin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Asteroid moves away.
Irwin takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Irwin does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Good leg kick by Irwin there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Asteroid connects with a leg kick. Irwin looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Irwin jabs Asteroid right on the nose. Asteroid blinks but takes it well.
A looping hook to the body misses from Asteroid. Irwin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Irwin throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Irwin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Asteroid.
Asteroid lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Irwin at a distance.
Irwin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Irwin throws a hook but Asteroid blocks it.
Asteroid lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Asteroid throws a head kick that misses.
Irwin pivots, looking for a leg kick but Asteroid is out of range and Irwin settles back down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Paul Irwin will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Irwin has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Asteroid.
Irwin takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Irwin throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Asteroid stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Irwin connects with a looping right hand.
Irwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Irwin throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Asteroid avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Irwin throws a sloppy head kick and Asteroid moves out of range easily.
Asteroid throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Irwin's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Irwin just misses with a punch to the body.
Asteroid dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Asteroid throws a hook to the side of Irwin's head but Irwin sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Irwin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Asteroid sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Asteroid connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Irwin has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Asteroid finds it's way round the side to connect with Irwin's head.
Paul Irwin is winning the standup battle so far.
Asteroid misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Irwin cracks Asteroid with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Asteroid throws a quick inside leg kick.
Irwin misses with a straight left.
Nice body kick from Asteroid.
Irwin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Irwin fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Asteroid on the side of the head.
Irwin tries to move into range but Asteroid moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Asteroid throws a wild body kick that Irwin sees coming a mile off.
Irwin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Asteroid throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Irwin on the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Irwin misses with a body shot.
Irwin stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Asteroid scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Irwin avoids the head kick by Asteroid.
Irwin throws a nice outside leg kick.
Asteroid swinging wildly here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Irwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Irwin throws a leg kick which misses Asteroid's front leg but catches the back leg as Asteroid tries to avoid it.
Irwin lands with a kick to the temple. Asteroid shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Asteroid with a nice cross.
Irwin looks to land a right hand but Asteroid moved out of range.
Irwin throws a lazy right hand but Asteroid sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Asteroid.
Asteroid just misses with a punch to the body.
A big right from Irwin misses.
Irwin moves out of range of the body kick from Asteroid.
Asteroid connects with a leg kick. Irwin looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Irwin throws a big shot that misses.
Irwin swings for the body but Asteroid moves out of range.
Asteroid lands with a straight right. Irwin didn't see that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid slips under a jab.
Irwin throws out a loose jab but Asteroid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Irwin looks to land a combination but Asteroid avoids it well.
Nice uppercut there from Asteroid.
Irwin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Irwin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Asteroid.
Asteroid thuds a left hand into Irwin's body.
Nice body kick there by Irwin.
Nice straight punches there by Irwin. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Irwin.
Irwin scores with a leg kick.
Irwin's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Asteroid connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Irwin scrambles back to his feet.
Asteroid connects with a crisp jab.
Irwin throws a sloppy head kick and Asteroid moves out of range easily.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Asteroid in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A nice leg kick lands there from Asteroid.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Some bone on bone action there as Asteroid checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Irwin throws a front kick aimed at Asteroid's knee but Asteroid avoids it well.
Asteroid lands an overhand right.
Asteroid is looking to chop away at Irwin's legs.
Irwin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Asteroid feints and then cracks Irwin's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Irwin down.
Asteroid throws a head kick but Irwin moves out of range.
Asteroid thows a body shot but no joy.
Irwin chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Asteroid avoids the head kick by Irwin.
Asteroid's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Asteroid punishes Irwin's body with a nice straight punch.
Irwin fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Asteroid checks it well.
Nice shot lands for Asteroid.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Irwin. Asteroid does a little dance to reset his feet.
Asteroid lands a nice shot to the body.
Asteroid defending well as Irwin loads up on a big left hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Anabol Asteroid will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action!

A punch combination from Asteroid misses.
Irwin throws a sloppy head kick and Asteroid moves out of range easily.
Asteroid uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Irwin.
Irwin scores with a head kick.
Asteroid blocks a head kick by Irwin.
Irwin thows a body shot but no joy.
Asteroid scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Asteroid digs a good hook to Irwin's body.
Irwin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Irwin takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Some wild striking there from Asteroid.
Nice jab there from Asteroid.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Irwin moves out of range of the body kick.
Asteroid rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Irwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Irwin throws a head kick but Asteroid moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asteroid throws a shot to the body.
Irwin walks into a straight right hand from Asteroid.
Irwin needs to keep his hands up - Asteroid had a free shot at his head there.
Asteroid comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Asteroid walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Irwin throws the kick towards the body but Asteroid avoids it.
A low kick from Irwin misses
and Asteroid counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Asteroid scores with a leg kick.
Asteroid ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Asteroid connects with a leg kick. Irwin looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Asteroid throws a nice looking combination but Irwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Asteroid misses the jab.
Asteroid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Asteroid looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Irwin walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Irwin.
Irwin connects with a single shot there.
Irwin takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Irwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Irwin throws a leg kick which misses Asteroid's front leg but catches the back leg as Asteroid tries to avoid it.
Asteroid misses with a wild combination.
Irwin lands with a cross.
Asteroid scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Irwin tries to land a front kick but Asteroid steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Asteroid lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Irwin checks a low kick from Asteroid.
Asteroid throws a head kick but Irwin moves out of range.
Irwin scores with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid is looking to score with low kicks.
Asteroid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A nice inside leg kick there by Asteroid. That's going to slow Irwin down.
Irwin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Asteroid swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Asteroid misses with an attempted mid kick.
Irwin bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Irwin takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Irwin's corner calls for a 1-2. Irwin obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Irwin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Asteroid lands a body shot.
Asteroid just misses with a punch to the body.
Asteroid blocks a head kick by Irwin.
Irwin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Asteroid sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Asteroid scores with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Irwin thumps Asteroid with a low kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Irwin misses with a hook.
Irwin throws a sloppy head kick and Asteroid moves out of range easily.
Nice defenses there by Asteroid.
Irwin walks into a left hand.
Asteroid digs a good hook to Irwin's body.
Asteroid lands with a nice body kick.
Asteroid lets loose with a powerful body kick. Irwin will feel that in the morning.
Asteroid fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Irwin has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Irwin tries to work over Asteroid's front leg with a kick but Asteroid checks it.
Asteroid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Irwin moves away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Asteroid throws a lazy head kick
and Irwin counters with a body kick.
Asteroid pivots, looking for a leg kick but Irwin is out of range and Asteroid settles back down.
Irwin misses with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anabol Asteroid really dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Irwin throws a hook to the side of Asteroid's head but Asteroid sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Irwin misses with a few strikes there.
Asteroid slips a straight right by Irwin.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Irwin lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Asteroid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Asteroid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A chopping leg kick lands by Asteroid.
Irwin thows a body shot but no joy.
Irwin misses with a body kick.
Some wild striking there from Asteroid.
Asteroid scores with a decent looking hook.
A head kick misses from Irwin.
Irwin looks to score with a jab to the body but Asteroid is just out of range.
Asteroid lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Irwin backs up against the cage.
Both fighters circling a little - Asteroid finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Asteroid steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Irwin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Irwin throws a lazy right hand but Asteroid sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Irwin looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Irwin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Asteroid was well out of range. Poor timing from Irwin.
Asteroid bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Irwin's head.
Irwin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Asteroid throws a hook but Irwin blocks it.
Asteroid with a nice cross.
Asteroid misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Asteroid jabs at Irwin's body.
Irwin buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Irwin wants to land a leg kick but Asteroid is out of range.
Asteroid dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Decent striking displayed by Irwin there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Asteroid, right into the meat.
Asteroid tests Irwin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Irwin blocks a head kick by Asteroid.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Irwin throws a leg kick
and Asteroid counters with a one-two to the body.
Irwin feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Asteroid's calf.
Asteroid connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Asteroid takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Irwin misses with an attempted mid kick.
Asteroid moves out of range of the strikes.
Irwin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Asteroid keeps Irwin at a distance using the push kick.
Irwin will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
A low kick from Irwin misses
and Asteroid counters with an inside leg kick.
Asteroid throws a right and a left that both miss.
Asteroid dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Asteroid blocks the body kick.
Irwin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Irwin looks to score with a jab to the body but Asteroid is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid just misses with a punch to the body.
Asteroid connects with a leg kick. Irwin looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Asteroid throws an overhand right that lands on Irwin's shoulder, as Irwin tries to avoid the shot.
Irwin throws the left hand but Asteroid avoids the punch easily.
Asteroid scores with a body shot.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Asteroid. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Nice defenses there by Asteroid.
Asteroid has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Irwin finds it's way round the side to connect with Asteroid's head.
Irwin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Asteroid.
Asteroid uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Irwin.
Asteroid chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Asteroid throws a hook but Irwin avoids it easily.
Irwin with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Irwin lands a nice looking kick to the body. Asteroid takes a step back to recover.
Asteroid blocks a head kick by Irwin.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Irwin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Asteroid takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Irwin takes a swing at Asteroid's ribcage but misses.
Asteroid throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Asteroid throws a quick inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Irwin missing with a left hand there. Asteroid was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Irwin on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Irwin gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Asteroid.
Irwin with a jab.
Asteroid misses with a series of wild punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Irwin.
Irwin cracks a nice hook into Asteroid's ribs.
Irwin throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anabol Asteroid dominated that fourth round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Asteroid jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Asteroid throws a hook but Irwin blocks it.
Irwin blocks a jab.
Irwin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Asteroid throws a hook but Irwin avoids it easily.
Asteroid misses with a head kick.
Asteroid misses with an uppercut.
Irwin walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Asteroid checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Irwin is looking to score with low kicks.
A chopping leg kick lands by Asteroid.
Asteroid moves out of range of the body kick from Irwin.
Irwin misses with a wild body shot.
Asteroid throws a combination. Irwin tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Irwin throws a right and a left that Asteroid avoids nicely.
Irwin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Asteroid.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asteroid throws a head kick but Irwin moves out of range.
Asteroid misses with a head kick.
Irwin misses with a straight left.
Nice straight punches there by Asteroid. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Asteroid.
Asteroid tests Irwin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Asteroid sizes up Irwin with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Asteroid throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Irwin.
A thudding body kick lands there by Asteroid!
Asteroid misses with a hook
and Irwin counters with a body kick.
Asteroid is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Asteroid with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Asteroid blocks a head kick by Irwin.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Irwin checks a low kick from Asteroid.
Irwin throws a chopping leg kick but Asteroid manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Paul Irwin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid avoids the body shot from Irwin.
Asteroid lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Irwin takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A left lands for Irwin.
Asteroid looks to land a combination but Irwin avoids it well.
Irwin misses with a hook.
Asteroid fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Irwin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Asteroid connects with a single shot there.
Asteroid lands with a thumping leg kick.
Irwin looks to land a body kick but Asteroid moved away.
Asteroid walks into a jab.
Anabol Asteroid is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Asteroid throws a head kick but Irwin moves out of range.
Asteroid swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Irwin.
Asteroid is looking to land body kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Irwin misses with an attempted mid kick.
Asteroid chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Irwin connects with a good right hand that stumbles Asteroid. Asteroid circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Asteroid clobbers Irwin with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Irwin does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Asteroid, right into the meat.
Irwin ducks right into an uppercut from Asteroid.
Asteroid thuds his right hand into Irwin's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Irwin on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Asteroid lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Irwin swings for the body but Asteroid moves out of range.
Asteroid blocks the body kick.
Irwin steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Asteroid. That one must have hurt.
Irwin throws a lazy body kick
and Asteroid counters with a head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Asteroid with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Irwin moves forwards but Asteroid connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Asteroid scores with a nice head shot.
Asteroid connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Irwin momentarily.
Asteroid throws a quick inside leg kick.
Irwin missing with a left hand there. Asteroid was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Asteroid fakes the leg kick and cracks Irwin in the body.
Asteroid moves into range and connects with a jab.
Irwin on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Irwin takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Irwin keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Asteroid takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head kick misses from Irwin.
Irwin takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Irwin throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Asteroid swinging wildly here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Anabol Asteroid comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Asteroid has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 46:49
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 46:49
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anabol Asteroid!
Anabol Asteroid is the new light heavyweight champion!
Anabol Asteroid decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.