PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeedo Kimura (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uisce uisce beag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). uisce beag has chosen Watermark by Enya as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Kimura
vs
uisce beag

183 cm
20
300 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

189 cm
30
284 lbs
9 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Steel Penn's Laundry 93%

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jeedo Kimura!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Uisce uisce beag!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Paul Gruel and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kimura throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around uisce beag's waist but uisce beag gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Kimura off to one side.
Kimura is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by uisce beag.
Kimura fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
uisce beag throws a head kick that misses.
Kimura fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeedo Kimura. That's going to take a lot out of him.
uisce beag connects with a high kick.

It looks like Jeedo Kimura has been cut.
uisce beag tries a head kick but it misses.
uisce beag lands with a right that hurts Kimura. Kimura looks to clinch but uisce beag throws a short knee that drops Kimura. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Uisce uisce beag!
In his post fight interview, Uisce uisce beag started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.