PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Irwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wii Playstation (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Irwin comes to the cage accompanied by The Outsider. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Irwin
vs
Playstation

200 cm
20
265 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

203 cm
20
294 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

Boomerang! Nutrition and Development Center

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Joe Irwin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Wii Playstation!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Donatello Bradman and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Irwin will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Irwin lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Irwin misses with the combination.
Playstation throws a sloppy head kick and Irwin moves out of range easily.
Playstation throws a sloppy head kick and Irwin moves out of range easily.
Wii Playstation seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Playstation throws a head kick but Irwin moves out of range.
Irwin closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Irwin fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Irwin throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Irwin connects with a good right hand that stumbles Playstation. Playstation circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Irwin throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Irwin throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Some wild striking there from Irwin.

Irwin has Playstation up against the cage in a clinch.
Irwin keeps control of Playstation as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Playstation is trying to break free.

Irwin decides to pull guard.
Irwin looking to control but Playstation passes into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Irwin tries to get to full guard but Playstation has control of the leg.
Irwin wants to get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Playstation wants to take a breather but Irwin is having none of it.
Irwin keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Irwin throws a strike from the bottom that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Playstation trying to control from half guard but Irwin is working away.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Playstation shoots and misses
and Irwin counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Playstation buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Playstation throws a head kick that misses
enabling Irwin to counter with a crisp jab.
Irwin wants to clinch up but Playstation keeps it at a distance.
Irwin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Playstation moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Playstation pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Playstation throws a head kick that misses.
Playstation looks gassed!
Irwin throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Good work by Playstation as he checks the leg kick.
Irwin scores with a one two! Playstation had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Playstation takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Playstation throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Irwin's head.
Irwin jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Playstation throws a head kick that misses

and Irwin decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Playstation's guard.
Irwin thows a big elbow that misses.
Playstation lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Irwin!
Irwin is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Irwin really wants to buck Playstation off and get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Irwin keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Playstation is landing with some decent strikes but Irwin is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Irwin is trying desperately to improve position.
Playstation can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Irwin is looking to escape.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Irwin dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Irwin forces Playstation back against the cage and clinches.
Playstation tries to land knees in the clinch but Irwin avoids the damage to the body.
Playstation prevents Irwin from breaking the clinch.
Playstation prevents Irwin from breaking the clinch.
Playstation wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Playstation looking to throw knees to the head but Irwin is blocking nicely.
Playstation misses with a knee to the head.
Playstation tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A short left from Irwin.
Playstation prevents a takedown attempt there.
Playstation is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Irwin is keeping busy.
Playstation unloads a knee to the mid-section. Irwin lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Playstation throws a knee to the head but misses.
Irwin can't break the clinch.
Playstation tries to stall but Irwin uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Playstation is pressed up against the cage. Irwin has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Playstation down to the mat. Playstation avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Playstation misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Playstation tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Playstation throws a sloppy head kick and Irwin moves out of range easily.
Irwin's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Irwin duly obliges.
Irwin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Playstation moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Playstation misses with a head kick.
Playstation showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Irwin.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Playstation! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Wii Playstation!