PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Master Shuai jiao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Thunders (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Shuai jiao might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Everything in its right place- Radio Head. Thunders has chosen Ain't That A Kick In The Head by Dean Martin as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Shuai jiao
vs
Thunders

200 cm
32
216 lbs
26 - 8 - 0

188 cm
27
215 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Brute
Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Master Shuai jiao!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Johnny Thunders!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Alyssa Summers and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shuai jiao rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thunders moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Shuai jiao scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

It looks like Johnny Thunders has been cut.
Thunders takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Shuai jiao misses with a head kick.
Shuai jiao fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Thunders checks it well.
Thunders pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Shuai jiao throws a sloppy head kick and Thunders moves out of range easily.
Shuai jiao throws a low kick but Thunders avoids it.
Thunders throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Shuai jiao cracks Thunders with a good jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shuai jiao misses with a leg kick
and Thunders counters with a nice leg kick.
Shuai jiao misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Shuai jiao.
Master Shuai jiao seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shuai jiao looks to throw the jab but Thunders is out of range.
Shuai jiao throws a right and a left that both miss.
Shuai jiao does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Shuai jiao misses with a head kick.
Thunders throws out a loose jab but Shuai jiao uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shuai jiao lands with an overhand left.
Thunders is looking to land body kicks.
Shuai jiao listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thunders ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Shuai jiao lands with an uppercut that bounces Thunders off the cage and back into range.
Shuai jiao scores with a nice right hand.
Shuai jiao throws a hook but Thunders avoids it easily.
Shuai jiao tried to score with a low kick but Thunders checks it.
Shuai jiao thows a left - swing and a miss!
Shuai jiao throws a solid leg kick but Thunders takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Shuai jiao.
Thunders throws a solid leg kick but Shuai jiao takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Thunders.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shuai jiao lands with a straight right. Thunders didn't see that one coming.
Shuai jiao misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shuai jiao ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thunders moves away.
Shuai jiao fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Thunders has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Shuai jiao uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thunders.
Shuai jiao is looking to chop away at Thunders's legs.
Shuai jiao throws a head kick that misses.
Shuai jiao throws a leg kick but Thunders checks it.
Shuai jiao tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Shuai jiao throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Shuai jiao misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shuai jiao throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Shuai jiao misses with a combination
and Thunders counters with an inside leg kick.
Shuai jiao misses with an attempted mid kick.
Thunders is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Shuai jiao moves out of range of the body kick from Thunders.
Jab by Shuai jiao.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Shuai jiao misses with a straight right.
Shuai jiao pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Thunders checks a low kick from Shuai jiao.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Master Shuai jiao dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Johnny Thunders's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Shuai jiao dips to his left and cracks Thunders with an uppercut!
Shuai jiao cracks Thunders with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Shuai jiao closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Shuai jiao goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Shuai jiao thumps Thunders with a low kick.
Shuai jiao throws a head kick but Thunders moves out of range.
Shuai jiao throws a right and a left that both miss.
Shuai jiao is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Shuai jiao connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Thunders momentarily.
Shuai jiao scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shuai jiao scores with a nice head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shuai jiao catches Thunders with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Shuai jiao tries to bum rush Thunders with a series of wild strikes but Thunders uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Thunders tries to land a leg kick but Shuai jiao saw it coming and moves away.
Thunders is looking to land body kicks.
Shuai jiao tries to land a leg kick but Thunders saw it coming and moves away.
Thunders throws a leg kick but Shuai jiao checks it.
Shuai jiao lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Shuai jiao throws a chopping leg kick but Thunders manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Master Shuai jiao is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Shuai jiao darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Shuai jiao.
Shuai jiao finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Shuai jiao throws a poor cross that misses

and Thunders counters with a head kick that drops Shuai jiao to the mat! Shuai jiao scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Shuai jiao is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thunders takes a kick to the side of the head.

That has opened up Johnny Thunders's cut even more.
Shuai jiao is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Shuai jiao throws a quick inside leg kick.
Shuai jiao throws a leg kick that misses.
Shuai jiao cracks the inside of Thunders's front leg.
Shuai jiao bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Thunders's head backwards.
Shuai jiao fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Thunders.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thunders throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Master Shuai jiao is winning the standup battle so far.
Thunders swings for the body but Shuai jiao moves out of range.
Nice shot by Shuai jiao.
Shuai jiao thumps Thunders with a low kick.
Shuai jiao misses with a wild body shot.
Thunders takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Shuai jiao motions for Thunders to come forward. Shuai jiao throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Thunders keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Shuai jiao blocks a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shuai jiao with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Shuai jiao lands a nice hook to Thunders's body. Thunders takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shuai jiao throws a head kick that misses.
Decent striking displayed by Shuai jiao there.

The cut above Johnny Thunders's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Thunders connects with a body shot that sends Shuai jiao's belly button to the back.
Shuai jiao will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Thunders takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Shuai jiao throws a right and a left that both miss.
Thunders has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Shuai jiao paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Master Shuai jiao dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Johnny Thunders's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Thunders throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Thunders takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Thunders's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Shuai jiao looks to land a left hand but Thunders moved out of range nicely.
Shuai jiao is looking to score with low kicks.
Thunders misses with a straight left.
Thunders slips a jab and a cross from Shuai jiao.
Thunders moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Shuai jiao tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A nice inside leg kick there by Shuai jiao. That's going to slow Thunders down.
Shuai jiao swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shuai jiao lands an overhand right.
Shuai jiao misses with a leg kick
and Thunders counters with a nice body kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Thunders fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A big left from Shuai jiao misses.
Thunders throws a solid leg kick but Shuai jiao takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Thunders.
Thunders misses with a wild body shot.
Thunders is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Shuai jiao rather than just go for the knockout.
Thunders misses with a body kick.
Shuai jiao throws a nice inside leg kick.
A low kick from Shuai jiao is predictable there
and Thunders counters with a body kick that stops Shuai jiao in his tracks momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thunders throws a wild body kick that Shuai jiao sees coming a mile off.
Shuai jiao throws a solid leg kick but Thunders takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Shuai jiao.
Shuai jiao avoids the head kick by Thunders.
Thunders connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Shuai jiao momentarily.
Shuai jiao tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Thunders is able to avoid easily.
Thunders tries a head kick but it misses.
Shuai jiao blocks a head kick by Thunders.
Thunders throws a body kick that misses
and Shuai jiao counters with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Shuai jiao. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Shuai jiao.
Shuai jiao checks a leg kick nicely.
Shuai jiao takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
A big right from Thunders misses.
Thunders pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Shuai jiao throws a sloppy head kick and Thunders moves out of range easily.
Shuai jiao avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Shuai jiao tries to score with a low kick but Thunders moves his leg out of the way.
Thunders tries to score with a low kick but Shuai jiao moves his leg out of the way.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thunders defending well as Shuai jiao loads up on a big left hand.
Shuai jiao loads up on a big right hand but Thunders slips the punch.
Shuai jiao with a nice cross.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Shuai jiao.
Good leg kick by Shuai jiao there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Shuai jiao throws a good cross that connects.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Thunders checks the leg kick.
Shuai jiao lands a high kick!
Shuai jiao lands a nice shot that snaps Thunders's head back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Johnny Thunders just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on Johnny Thunders's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Shuai jiao throws a head kick that Thunders semi-blocks.
Thunders takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Shuai jiao misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A good leg kick by Shuai jiao.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Shuai jiao, right into the meat.
Thunders connects with a body shot that sends Shuai jiao's belly button to the back.
A big right from Shuai jiao misses.
Thunders scores with a head kick. Shuai jiao tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shuai jiao walks forward, straight into a front kick from Thunders.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thunders looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Shuai jiao lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Shuai jiao misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Shuai jiao.
Thunders misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Thunders lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A jab lands there for Shuai jiao.
Shuai jiao tries a head kick but it misses.
Thunders thumps Shuai jiao with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Shuai jiao.
Shuai jiao throws a right hand that Thunders ducks under and follows up with a left that Thunders also avoids with ease.
Thunders throws a leg kick but Shuai jiao checks it.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Shuai jiao, as that shot connected.
Shuai jiao throws a right hand that Thunders ducks under and follows up with a left that Thunders also avoids with ease.
Thunders slips a jab and a cross from Shuai jiao.
Some bone on bone action there as Shuai jiao checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shuai jiao scores with a head kick. Thunders tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Thunders feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Shuai jiaos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Shuai jiao throws a head kick that misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Shuai jiao.
Shuai jiao throws a leg kick that is checked
and Thunders counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Shuai jiao misses with a head kick.
Shuai jiao tries to score with a low kick but Thunders moves his leg out of the way.
Shuai jiao takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Thunders misses with the combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shuai jiao fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Thunders.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Shuai jiao tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Shuai jiao rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thunders moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Some bone on bone action there as Shuai jiao checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Thunders on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Shuai jiao misses the jab.
A head kick misses from Thunders.
Shuai jiao tries to bum rush Thunders with a series of wild strikes but Thunders uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Johnny Thunders will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Johnny Thunders's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

A lazy body kick from Shuai jiao
and Thunders counters with a good low kick that Shuai jiao was not able to check.
Shuai jiao misses with a double jab.
Thunders keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thunders throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Good work by Shuai jiao as he checks the leg kick.
Thunders misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Shuai jiao tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Thunders is able to avoid easily.
Shuai jiao moves out of range of the body kick from Thunders.
Shuai jiao misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shuai jiao blocks a head kick by Thunders.
A clash of legs there as Thunders blocks the low kick.
Shuai jiao cracks Thunders with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Shuai jiao waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Thunders.
Thunders paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Shuai jiao scoring well with a low kick there.
Some wild striking there from Shuai jiao.
A lazy left from Shuai jiao finds it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shuai jiao lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Thunders tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Shuai jiao will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Some wild striking there from Shuai jiao.
Shuai jiao chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A jab from Shuai jiao misses.
Thunders is looking to land body kicks.
Shuai jiao misses with a combination
and Thunders counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Shuai jiao is lucky that one didn't land flush.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shuai jiao throws a solid leg kick but Thunders takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Shuai jiao.
Thunders lands a body shot.
Good work by Thunders as he checks the leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Shuai jiao. That's going to slow Thunders down.
Thunders looks to land a body kick but Shuai jiao moved away.
Thunders looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
An inside leg kick lands from Shuai jiao.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shuai jiao tries to score with a low kick but Thunders moves his leg out of the way.
Shuai jiao misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Shuai jiao buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Shuai jiao fails to land with a series of punches.
Shuai jiao pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice uppercut there from Shuai jiao.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A nice leg kick lands there from Shuai jiao.
Shuai jiao throws out a loose jab but Thunders uses good head movement to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Master Shuai jiao showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Shuai jiao has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 48:47
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 48:47
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 49:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Master Shuai jiao!
Master Shuai jiao is the new light heavyweight champion!
Master Shuai jiao gave a mention to Steel Penn's Laundry 93% in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).