PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bill Dance (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boner Patrol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dance's entrance music is Broken Beating Scarred - Metallica. A fine choice. Patrol has chosen Kanye West - Ni**as In Paris as his entrance music. Bill Dance has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Dance
vs
Patrol

177 cm
29
181 lbs
23 - 13 - 0

183 cm
34
177 lbs
23 - 9 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Mango Nutrition (90% Laundry)
[WOT] Inner Beast Nutrition And Laundry

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!
[WOT] DTK Designs (Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bill Dance!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Boner Patrol!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paul Aken and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Patrol shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Dance sprawls well. Dance wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Patrol gets slowly back to his feet.
Patrol moves out of range of the body kick.
Dance fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dance throws a head kick that misses.
Patrol shoots for a double leg takedown but Dance sprawls well. He's pushed Patrol's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Jab by Dance.
Patrol shoots and misses
enabling Dance to counter with a crisp jab.
Bill Dance has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Boner Patrol.
Dance getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Dance scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Dance missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Dance is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Patrol wants to control but Dance is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Dance is nestled in close to Patrol, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Patrol tries to roll over but Dance keeps him under control.
Dance performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dance is looking to take a break and control but Patrol is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Dance is nestled in close to Patrol, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Patrol keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Patrol moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Dance postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dance throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dance trying to control the position from guard on top but Patrol is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Patrol is trying to control the position but Dance postures up.
Dance throwing strikes but missing.
Dance trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Dance is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Dance looking to sit in guard and control but Patrol gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Patrol wants to control from the top but Dance keeps moving.
Patrol distracts Dance with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Dance controls Patrol momentarily but Patrol frees himself.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dance lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Patrol!
Patrol tries to reverse the position but Dance maintains control.
Dance scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Patrol?
Patrol is in all sorts of trouble here.
Dance dominating with strikes here.
Dance lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

Patrol is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big strike lands for Dance! That's really hurt Patrol and he's turned his back - Dance keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! Dance jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bill Dance!
Bill Dance was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.