PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Miller HighLife (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lou Meatstock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Meatstock has chosen Eminem - Not Afraid as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

HighLife
vs
Meatstock

195 cm
26
285 lbs
11 - 8 - 0

192 cm
30
278 lbs
26 - 10 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Miller HighLife!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lou Meatstock!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Summer Carpenter and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
HighLife takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

It looks like Miller HighLife has been cut.
Meatstock explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Meatstock cracks HighLife with a good jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
HighLife misses with a looping right.
HighLife takes one to the chin there.
Meatstock tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but HighLife was well out of range. Poor timing from Meatstock.
Meatstock lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

Meatstock sends HighLife crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Meatstock is motioning to the referee to let HighLife up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Meatstock tries to move into range but HighLife moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Meatstock measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes HighLife! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Lou Meatstock!
Lou Meatstock is the new heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Lou Meatstock rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.