PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Santa Clause (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tank Abbot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clause comes into the arena with Red earth by PISSING RAZORS blaring out of the sound system. Abbot is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Face fucked by PISSING RAZORS. Santa Clause has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Clause
vs
Abbot

195 cm
27
280 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

200 cm
27
280 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Santa Clause!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tank Abbot!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Roger Salmon and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clause closes the distance and clinches up with Abbot, looking for a takedown. Clause pushes Abbot against the cage but Abbot circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Abbot tests Clause's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Clause looks for a takedown but Abbot sprawls well.
Santa Clause seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Abbot blocks a jab.
Clause closes this distance looking for a takedown but Abbot circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Santa Clause. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Clause shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Abbot but Abbot pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A left lands for Abbot.
Clause wants to clinch but Abbot slips to the side
and Abbot counters with a three punch combo that has Clause backing up. Clause nods at Abbot to acknowledge the strikes.
Clause shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Abbot as he jumps to the side.
Abbot's corner calls for a 1-2. Abbot obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Clause shoots in for a double leg but Abbot sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Abbot misses with a series of wild punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab from Abbot.
Tank Abbot is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Abbot swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Clause is defended easily by Abbot.
Abbot lands a nice looking body shot.
Clause's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Abbot connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Clause scrambles back to his feet.
Abbot stuffs the takedown.
Clause takes one on the button.
Clause slips a straight right by Abbot.
Clause defending well as Abbot loads up on a big left hand.
Abbot throws out a powerful jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Abbot just misses with a punch to the body.
The fighters circling - Abbot throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Clause. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Abbot throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Abbot gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Clause to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.

Clause drops back looking for a leg! Abbot is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Abbot manages to kick Clause off! Clause jumps back into Abbot's guard.
Abbot wants to get back to his feet but Clause is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Clause slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Abbot wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!

Clause wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Abbot, who protects the arm well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Clause has an Americana. Abbot didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Clause is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Clause hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Santa Clause!
After winning the bout, Santa Clause thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.