PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Varian Wyrnn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Wyrnn
vs
Ass

188 cm
23
200 lbs
10 - 2 - 1

180 cm
29
196 lbs
18 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Varian Wyrnn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Jack Ass!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ass shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Wyrnn sprawls well. Wyrnn wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Ass gets slowly back to his feet.
Ass is looking to clinch but Wyrnn is avoiding it.
Ass swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Ass takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

It looks like Jack Ass has been cut.
Wyrnn lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Wyrnn swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wyrnn walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Ass looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Ass tries to close the distance and clinch but Wyrnn swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wyrnn fails to land with a series of punches.
Ass is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wyrnn.
Wyrnn avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ass throws the left hand but Wyrnn avoids the punch easily.
Wyrnn takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wyrnn shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Ass's jab looks to have found its range, popping Wyrnn under the eye.
Ass shoots for a takedown but Wyrnn saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Varian Wyrnn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Ass.
Wyrnn falls off balance throwing a combination
and Ass counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ass will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Wyrnn moves out of range as Ass strikes.
Ass tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Wyrnn swivels and escapes.
Ass has a takedown stuffed.
Ass scores with a hook to the body. Wyrnn takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Wyrnn lands a two punch combo.
Wyrnn looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Wyrnn takes a jab right on the kisser.
Wyrnn keeps the fight on the outside.
Ass loads up on a big right hand but Wyrnn slips the punch.
Ass might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ass lands with an overhand left.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ass misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

Ass decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Ass is looking to take a break and control but Wyrnn is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Wyrnn avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Ass.
Wyrnn is trying to stand back up but Ass is controlling him
Ass trying to control from half guard but Wyrnn is working away.
Wyrnn knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Ass on the ground.
Wyrnn trying to control here.
Ass is looking to take a break and control but Wyrnn is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Wyrnn is looking to improve his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wyrnn is trying to stand up here but Ass is controlling him well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Wyrnn uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ass.
Wyrnn needs to keep his hands up - Ass had a free shot at his head there.
Wyrnn goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Varian Wyrnn is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ass looks for a takedown but Wyrnn sprawls well.

Ass throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Wyrnn was covering up waiting for the punch and Ass finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Ass chips away with some ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Ass accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Ass wants to control from the top but Wyrnn keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ass pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Wyrnn is keeping the position for now.
Ass controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Ass tries to free his leg and advance position but Wyrnn is retaining full guard.
Ass is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Ass passes Wyrnn's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ass thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Wyrnn's head.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Ass wants to take a breather but Wyrnn is having none of it.
Wyrnn tries to kick Ass off but Ass keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Ass looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wyrnn is trying to stand up here but Ass is controlling him well.
Ass missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Ass trying to control from half guard but Wyrnn is working away.
Ass thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Ass dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jack Ass's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Ass shoots in and bounces Wyrnn off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Jack Ass has got the better of the ground game so far.

Wyrnn has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Ass off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Varian Wyrnn is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ass sizes up Wyrnn with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The crowd cheers as Wyrnn lands an impressive looking overhand right. Ass doesn't seem phased though.
Ass throws a series of strikes that have Wyrnn backpedaling.
Ass tries for a takedown but Wyrnn circles away easily
and Wyrnn counters with a thumping low kick.
Ass throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Wyrnn stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Ass stalks Wyrnn and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Wyrnn's face. Wyrnn staggers backwards, shaken.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wyrnn lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Wyrnn displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ass throws out the jab.

Ass shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass with good strikes from the mount here!
Wyrnn wants to control but Ass is having none of it.
Ass thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Ass controlling the position easily from mount.
Ass dominating with strikes here.
Ass punching from mount but Wyrnn doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Ass lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Wyrnn tries to hold on but Ass pushes him away.
Wyrnn on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Wyrnn tries to get out of the position.
Wyrnn prevents any damage by holding on tight.
Ass lands a nice shot to the head.
Wyrnn is squirming around, avoiding Ass's attempts to control the action.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ass throwing strikes here but Wyrnn is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wyrnn wants to get back to his feet.
Ass takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Wyrnn is trying to stand up.
Wyrnn is squirming around, avoiding Ass's attempts to control the action.
Ass is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Ass unloading with bombs!
Ass lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Ass throws some wild stikes that Wyrnn manages to avoid easily.
Wyrnn wants to get back to his feet.
Wyrnn is in all sorts of trouble here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BOOM! Ass connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Ass dominating with strikes here.
Ass scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Ass fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Ass scores with a couple of good head shots there.

Wyrnn is rocked!
Wyrnn is squirming around, avoiding Ass's attempts to control the action.
Oh Wyrnn is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wyrnn wants to hold on but Ass pushes him away.
Wyrnn seems to have got his legs back now.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wyrnn is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Wyrnn is trying to escape the mount.
Ass landing shots from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ass controlling from mount.
Ass landing strikes from the mount and Wyrnn is in trouble!
The referee warns Wyrnn that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Ass looking to finish Wyrnn with some ground and pound. This is bad for Wyrnn!

Ass working for a guillotine from mount but Wyrnn is in no mood to give up.
A nice elbow there by Ass.
Wyrnn is trying to stand up.
Ass looking to control but Wyrnn is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ass lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Ass showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jack Ass's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Wyrnn swings for the body but Ass moves out of range.
Ass swings widly with a right hand
and Wyrnn counters with an outside leg kick.
Wyrnn misses the shot to the body.
Wyrnn walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Ass checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Ass cracks Wyrnn with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Ass stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Wyrnn.
Wyrnn throws the kick towards the body but Ass avoids it.
Varian Wyrnn is winning the standup battle so far.
Ass blocks a head kick by Wyrnn.
Ass moves in looking to clinch but Wyrnn pushes him off.
Ass motions for Wyrnn to come forward. Ass throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Wyrnn attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Ass connects with a body shot that sends Wyrnn's belly button to the back.
Ass looks to score with a jab to the body but Wyrnn is just out of range.
A good leg kick by Ass.
Horrible takedown by Ass or perhaps it was just good defense by Wyrnn which made him look bad.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass fails with a takedown attempt.
Wyrnn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ass checks a low kick from Wyrnn.

Ass clinches.
Ass has Wyrnn pressed against the cage, preventing Wyrnn from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Ass stalling against the cage.
Ass is trying to break free.
Ass goes for a takedown attempt but Wyrnn pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Varian Wyrnn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Ass.
Ass tries for a takedown but Wyrnn circles away easily
and Ass takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ass throws out a loose jab but Wyrnn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ass throws a series of punches but Wyrnn moves out of range.
Ass throws a hook to the side of Wyrnn's head but Wyrnn sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ass walks into a jab.
Wyrnn throws a series of punches but Ass avoids them all with ease.
Ass throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ass misses with a low kick.
Wyrnn takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Ass checks the leg kick.

Ass darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wyrnn is trying to stand.
Wyrnn is refusing to be controlled, as Ass sits in half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ass wants to free his trapped foot but Wyrnn is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Ass missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ass lands with a punch from half guard.
Wyrnn works his way to full guard. Good work.
Wyrnn is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Ass is controlling him.
Ass content to stall in guard here.
Ass stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Wyrnn swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Ass in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ass throws a big elbow that misses.
Jack Ass is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Ass wants to control from the top but Wyrnn keeps moving.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Ass working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Ass preventing the sweep.
Ass works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Wyrnn looks like he's trying to stand up.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ass wants to lay and pray for a moment but Wyrnn keeps working.
Wyrnn is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jack Ass comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Ass has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jack Ass!