PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Laugh Out Loud (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and L O L Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). L O L Jobber has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Out Loud
vs
O L Jobber

190 cm
25
230 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

184 cm
25
224 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Laugh Out Loud!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, L O L Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Out Loud steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jobber.
Jobber will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jobber keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A low kick from Out Loud is predictable there
and Jobber counters with a nice kick to the body.
A head kick misses from Out Loud.
Jobber throws the kick towards the body but Out Loud avoids it.
Out Loud with a poor takedown
and Jobber makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Out Loud is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jobber throws a sloppy head kick and Out Loud moves out of range easily.
Jobber steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Out Loud.
Jab, jab by Jobber - just one landing.
Jobber throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Out Loud missing with a left hand there. Jobber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Out Loud throws the left hand but Jobber avoids the punch easily.
Out Loud throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jobber slips a straight right by Out Loud.
Out Loud tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jobber was well out of range. Poor timing from Out Loud.
Laugh Out Loud seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jobber fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Out Loud.
Out Loud throws a jab when Jobber was well out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Out Loud. Jobber does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jobber throws a head kick that half lands.

Laugh Out Loud's cut is getting worse.
Jobber scores with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Out Loud ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jobber moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jobber moves out of range as Out Loud strikes.
L O L Jobber is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jobber swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Out Loud tries to score a power double leg takedown but Jobber sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Out Loud somewhat.
Out Loud throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jobber's waist but Jobber gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Out Loud off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Laugh Out Loud. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Out Loud fails to land the takedown.
Jobber slaps away a takedown attempt from Out Loud, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Jobber defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Out Loud.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Out Loud chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jobber can pounce on him.
Out Loud just misses with a punch to the body.
Out Loud dives in and grabs Jobber's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jobber pushes down on Out Loud's head and hops out.
Out Loud throws a leg kick but Jobber sees it coming and moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jobber. Out Loud does a little dance to reset his feet.
No luck for Out Loud with that takedown attempt.
A swing and a miss from Jobber.
Out Loud shoots in but Jobber avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jobber uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Out Loud.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Out Loud closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Jobber is looking to control Out Loud's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Jobber avoid being mounted?

Out Loud is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Out Loud not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Jobber is defending against the submission attempts here by Out Loud.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

L O L Jobber dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Laugh Out Loud's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Jobber throws a leg kick which misses Out Loud's front leg but catches the back leg as Out Loud tries to avoid it.
Out Loud throws a half hearted mid kick.
Out Loud moves out of range of the body kick from Jobber.
Jobber misses with a hook. Out Loud ducked under it nicely.
L O L Jobber is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Out Loud defending well as Jobber loads up on a big left hand.
Jobber throws an overhand right that lands on Out Loud's shoulder, as Out Loud tries to avoid the shot.
Jobber displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Out Loud throws out the jab.
Jobber fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Out Loud throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
No luck for Out Loud with that takedown attempt.
Jobber looks for the body kick but Out Loud saw that one coming.
Out Loud shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jobber but Jobber pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Jobber scores with a decent looking hook.
Jobber throws a right and a left that Out Loud avoids nicely.
Out Loud throws a leg kick
and Jobber counters with a good, hard body kick but Out Loud shrugs it off.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Out Loud takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jobber tries a head kick but it misses.
Jobber lands a nice leg kick that just misses Out Loud's sensitive parts.
Out Loud takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Jobber jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Out Loud looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Jobber!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jobber is in all sorts of trouble here.

Out Loud looking for a guillotine from mount but Jobber is having none of it.
Jobber tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber is trying to reverse the position but instead Out Loud has taken his back - oops!

Jobber won't enjoy being in this position. Out Loud looking for the choke. Oh... he's slipped the arm under the neck - Jobber is tapping - it's over boys! Out Loud picks up the submission victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Laugh Out Loud!