PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubba Gump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Voorhees (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gump's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Fucking Hostile - Pantera. Jason Voorhees has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Bubba Gump's chin.

Gump
vs
Voorhees

200 cm
22
272 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

195 cm
20
288 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bubba Gump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jason Voorhees!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Summer Carpenter and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Voorhees connects with a right hand. Gump shakes it off.
Gump is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Jason Voorhees seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Voorhees throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Gump to counter with a crisp jab.

Gump looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Voorhees!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Gump lands a heavy elbow.
You get the feeling that Voorhees really doesn't like being in this position too much.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gump working away from the top, dropping strikes.

Voorhees is rocked!
Voorhees is looking to get to half guard.
Gump breaks from Voorhees's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Gump misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Voorhees is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Gump! Voorhees is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Bubba Gump!
An intense looking Bubba Gump took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'There's shrimp kabobs, shrimp cocktail, shrimp fritters, shrimp gumbo, shrimp scampi...'.