PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kelvin Fonte (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Giordano Bruno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fonte's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, carnage. Bruno has chosen Preliator as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Giordano Bruno is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Fonte
vs
Bruno

200 cm
24
257 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

194 cm
19
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Big heart

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kelvin Fonte!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Giordano Bruno!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Summer Carpenter and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fonte closes the distance but Bruno moves to the side
and Bruno counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bruno cracks a nice hook into Fonte's ribs.
Bruno jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fonte tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bruno counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Fonte is breathing heavily.
Bruno lands a brutal uppercut that launches Fonte off his feet! Fonte tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Giordano Bruno!
Post fight, an emotional Giordano Bruno said 'Domine Iesu, Per vagitus Tui in praesepio pro me nascentis, Per lacrimas Tui in cruce pro me morientis, Per amorem Tui in tabernaculo pro me viventis, Miserere mei et salva me. '.