PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between High Lighter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robert Sylvia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lighter kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is What What (In the Butt). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Lighter
vs
Sylvia

168 cm
26
172 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

187 cm
30
180 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Good in bed

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Mango Nutrition (90% Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, High Lighter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Robert Sylvia!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Luis Engracia and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lighter wants to clinch up but Sylvia keeps it at a distance.
Lighter tries to clinch
and Sylvia counters with a left to the body.
Lighter darts in trying to clinch
and Sylvia counters with a three punch combo that has Lighter backing up. Lighter nods at Sylvia to acknowledge the strikes.
Sylvia looks for a left high kick but can't connect. Sylvia backs up to catch a breather... no he lunges forward with a huge flying knee that smacks Lighter's temple! It sends Lighter violently to the canvas! The crowd goes nuts as Sylvia celebrates and the doctors try to help Lighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Flying Knee). Robert Sylvia!
A very excited looking Robert Sylvia rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.