PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Stone Hand (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gaucho Parrudo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stone Hand kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Duality. Johnny Stone Hand has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Stone Hand
vs
Parrudo

187 cm
26
215 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

180 cm
26
215 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Happy Pills (Video Proof 159Q, $30)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Johnny Stone Hand!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Gaucho Parrudo!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Edson Gomes and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from Stone Hand as Parrudo shoots in.
Parrudo fails with the takedown.
Stone Hand lands with an overhand left.
Stone Hand looks to score with a jab to the body but Parrudo is just out of range.
Stone Hand lands a body shot.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Parrudo.
Johnny Stone Hand has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gaucho Parrudo.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Parrudo is defended easily by Stone Hand.
Stone Hand throws a right and a left that both miss.
Parrudo shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Stone Hand as he avoids it easily.
Nice uppercut lands for Stone Hand. That snapped Parrudo's head back.

It looks like Gaucho Parrudo has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parrudo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Parrudo.
Parrudo looks gassed!
Parrudo walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

Parrudo is rocked!
Johnny Stone Hand is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Stone Hand darts in and clinches Parrudo up against the cage.
Stone Hand lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Parrudo backwards.
Parrudo is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Stone Hand.
Parrudo is still on wobbly legs! Can Stone Hand finish him?
Stone Hand lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Parrudo to his knees! Stone Hand keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johnny Stone Hand!
After the big win, Johnny Stone Hand made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors ****160Q Energy-Sale $160****95% Laundry and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.