PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between DB Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boa Constrictor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Constrictor is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: American Bad Ass. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Cooper
vs
Constrictor

193 cm
22
215 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

195 cm
23
214 lbs
8 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Happy Pills (Video Proof 159Q, $30)
TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, DB Cooper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Boa Constrictor!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cooper scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Constrictor scores with a three punch combo!
Cooper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Constrictor throws a head kick that half lands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cooper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Constrictor throws a series of punches but Cooper avoids them all with ease.
Nice sprawl there from Cooper as Constrictor shoots in.
Constrictor throws a right hand that Cooper ducks under and follows up with a left that Cooper also avoids with ease.
Cooper bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Constrictor's head.
Constrictor scores with a kick to the midsection.
Constrictor has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Cooper.
Constrictor is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

It looks like Boa Constrictor has been cut.
Cooper throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Constrictor misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cooper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Constrictor slips under a jab from Cooper.
Constrictor takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A big right from Cooper misses.
Constrictor throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cooper fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Constrictor on the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Constrictor throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cooper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Constrictor looks gassed!
Cooper lands a nice shot to the body.
Cooper jabs at Constrictor's body.
Cooper scores with a nice head shot.
Cooper throws a shot to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Constrictor takes one to the side of the head.
Cooper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Constrictor gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

That has opened up Boa Constrictor's cut even more.
Constrictor throws a sloppy head kick and Cooper moves out of range easily.
Constrictor on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A shot to the liver by Cooper. Beautiful body shot.
Cooper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cooper is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Cooper cracks a nice hook into Constrictor's ribs.
Cooper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Cooper's jab looks to have found its range, popping Constrictor under the eye.
Cooper keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Cooper sends Constrictor crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Cooper is motioning to the referee to let Constrictor up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Constrictor is rocked!
Constrictor is holding his hands too far apart here. Cooper throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Constrictor is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). DB Cooper!
DB Cooper very nearly forgot to thank Happy Pills (Video Proof 159Q, $30) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.