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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Grand Master Yip Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mac Shitstack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yip Man kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Everything in it's right place. Mac Shitstack has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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300 lbs
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144 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Grand Master Yip Man!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mac Shitstack!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shitstack avoids the head kick by Yip Man.
Yip Man slips under a jab from Shitstack.
Yip Man takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Yip Man is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Shitstack.
Yip Man tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Shitstack was well out of range. Poor timing from Yip Man.
Shitstack misses with the combination.
Yip Man tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Shitstack was well out of range. Poor timing from Yip Man.
Shitstack misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Yip Man.
Shitstack throws a hook but Yip Man avoids it easily.
Shitstack misses with a few strikes there.
Shitstack connects with an inside leg kick.
Shitstack throws an off balance right hand
and Yip Man counters with a nice low kick that buckles Shitstack's knee momentarily.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Shitstack checks a leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Shitstack blocks the low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shitstack fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Yip Man checks it well.
Yip Man will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Yip Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Yip Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Yip Man ducks under a wild hook from Shitstack.
Shitstack avoids the head kick by Yip Man.
Shitstack waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Yip Man.
Yip Man misses with a two punch combination.
Yip Man misses with a leg kick
and Shitstack counters with a leg kick.
Yip Man connects with a solid leg kick.
Shitstack uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Yip Man.
Shitstack throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Yip Man.
Yip Man ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yip Man scores with a nice body kick.
Shitstack tries a head kick but it misses.
Yip Man misses with a low kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shitstack slips under a jab from Yip Man.
Yip Man misses with a combination
and Shitstack makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Yip Man cracks the inside of Shitstack's front leg.
Shitstack connects with a leg kick. Yip Man looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Shitstack throws out a loose jab but Yip Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Yip Man fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Shitstack finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Shitstack connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shitstack shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Shitstack slips under a jab.
Shitstack is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
A big right from Yip Man misses.
Yip Man looks to throw the jab but Shitstack is out of range.
Yip Man throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shitstack throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Shitstack steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Yip Man.
Shitstack tried to score with a low kick but Yip Man checks it.
Yip Man throws a hook to the side of Shitstack's head but Shitstack sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Shitstack has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Yip Man.
Yip Man lands a jab to the nose.
Yip Man does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shitstack buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A punch combination from Yip Man misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Yip Man. That's going to slow Shitstack down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yip Man throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Yip Man throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Shitstack misses with a left hand
and Yip Man makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Yip Man pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Yip Man throws the kick towards the body but Shitstack avoids it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Shitstack. That's going to slow Yip Man down.
Yip Man throws a leg kick but Shitstack moved away.
Yip Man lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Shitstack circles away quickly and effectively.
Yip Man feints and then cracks Shitstack's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Shitstack down.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Shitstack attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Horrible takedown by Shitstack or perhaps it was just good defense by Yip Man which made him look bad.
Yip Man checks a low kick from Shitstack.
Yip Man throws a leg kick
and Shitstack counters with a nice leg kick.
Shitstack is looking to score with low kicks.
Yip Man misses with a head kick.
Yip Man throws a leg kick but Shitstack sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Shitstack on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Yip Man. Yip Man obviously looking to wear him down.
Shitstack on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Yip Man pivots, looking for a leg kick but Shitstack is out of range and Yip Man settles back down.
Shitstack is looking to chop away at Yip Man's legs.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Shitstack looks to land a left hand but Yip Man moved out of range nicely.
Yip Man misses with a few strikes there.
Yip Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Shitstack avoids the head kick by Yip Man.
Shitstack will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Yip Man misses with a head kick.
Yip Man throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Shitstack was covering up waiting for the punch and Yip Man finishes the takedown easily into guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yip Man controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Yip Man advances to half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Yip Man looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Yip Man with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Yip Man wants to work for an arm triangle but Shitstack is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Yip Man trying to control the pace.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Yip Man's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Grand Master Yip Man wasn't doing enough on the ground.
A good leg kick by Shitstack.
Shitstack throws a leg kick but Yip Man moved away.
Shitstack stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Yip Man.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Grand Master Yip Man dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Yip Man takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Shitstack swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Yip Man pivots, looking for a leg kick but Shitstack is out of range and Yip Man settles back down.
Yip Man dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Shitstack. That did some damage!
An inside leg kick from Shitstack misses.
Yip Man misses with a straight left.
A low kick from Yip Man is predictable there
and Shitstack connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Yip Man misses with the combination.
Shitstack uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Yip Man.
Shitstack stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Yip Man.
Shitstack ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Shitstack lands the left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shitstack on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Yip Man. Yip Man obviously looking to wear him down.
Shitstack on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Yip Man avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Grand Master Yip Man is winning the standup battle so far.
Shitstack throws a lazy uppercut
and Yip Man counters with a stiff right hand.
Yip Man checks the leg kick nicely there.
Yip Man throws a leg kick
and Shitstack counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Yip Man is looking to chop away at Shitstack's legs.
Shitstack drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yip Man attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Shitstack throws a jab when Yip Man was well out of range.
Shitstack closes the distance and clinches up with Yip Man, looking for a takedown. Shitstack pushes Yip Man against the cage but Yip Man circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yip Man throws a quick inside leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Shitstack.
Yip Man is looking to land body kicks.
Yip Man has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Shitstack.
A leg kick checked by Shitstack.
Shitstack misses with a head kick.
Shitstack takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Shitstack walks into a stiff left hand from Yip Man.
Shitstack moves forwards but Yip Man connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Yip Man is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Yip Man tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Shitstack is able to avoid easily.
Shitstack's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Shitstack is looking to chop away at Yip Man's legs.
Yip Man lands with a nice body kick.
Yip Man is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Shitstack can do to turn this around?
Shitstack is breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Shitstack as he checks the leg kick.
Shitstack throws a head kick that misses
and Shitstack takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Yip Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Shitstack has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Yip Man tries a head kick but it misses.
Shitstack slips a jab from Yip Man.
Good leg kick by Yip Man there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Yip Man buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Yip Man jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shitstack has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Yip Man.
Yip Man lands a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shitstack keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Yip Man.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shitstack tries a head kick but it misses.
Shitstack is looking to score with low kicks.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Shitstack checks a leg kick.
Yip Man keeps the fight on the outside.
Yip Man thows a leg kick but Shitstack checks it
and Shitstack counters with a leg kick.
Shitstack misses with a low kick as Yip Man jumps back.
Yip Man avoids the head kick by Shitstack.
Yip Man throws a big shot that misses.
Shitstack throws a jab but it's blocked by Yip Man.
A head kick misses from Yip Man.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Shitstack misses with a looping right.
A head kick misses from Shitstack.
Yip Man throws a leg kick but Shitstack checks it.
Yip Man throws a leg kick that is checked
and Yip Man takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Yip Man cracks Shitstack with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Yip Man swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Shitstack throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Shitstack ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Shitstack fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Yip Man checks it well.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Yip Man.
Shitstack throws a leg kick that misses.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Yip Man tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Good work by Yip Man as he checks the leg kick.
Yip Man throws a low kick but Shitstack moves out of range easily.
Shitstack swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Shitstack throws a jab but it's blocked by Yip Man.
Shitstack will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nice defenses there by Yip Man.
Yip Man ducks under a wild hook from Shitstack.
Shitstack attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Donk. Shitstack catches Yip Man right on the button with a cross.
Yip Man throws the left hand but Shitstack avoids the punch easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yip Man takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Yip Man is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Shitstack.
Shitstack swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Shitstack throws a nice outside leg kick.
Yip Man misses with a looping left.
The fighters circling - Shitstack throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Yip Man connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Shitstack momentarily.
Yip Man connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Shitstack fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yip Man manages to avoid it.
Yip Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shitstack with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Yip Man to score with a decent uppercut.
Shitstack misses with an uppercut. Yip Man saw that one coming.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Shitstack ducks under a wild hook from Yip Man.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Shitstack.
Nice sprawl there from Yip Man as Shitstack shoots in.
A low kick from Yip Man is predictable there
and Shitstack counters with a nice leg kick.
A big left from Shitstack misses.
Shitstack throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A bone on bone clash there as Yip Man blocks the leg kick.
Yip Man throws a sloppy head kick and Shitstack moves out of range easily.
Yip Man throws a leg kick
and Shitstack counters with a nice leg kick.
Yip Man gets a takedown into half guard.
Yip Man thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Shitstack's head.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Yip Man is trying to control the action in half guard but Shitstack is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Yip Man controlling the action here.
Yip Man is working for a kimura but Shitstack is defending it quite comfortably.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Yip Man looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Grand Master Yip Man dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Shitstack slips a straight right by Yip Man.
Yip Man checks a leg kick.
Yip Man missing with a left hand there. Shitstack was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shitstack throws a low kick, looking for Yip Man's leg but Yip Man calmly moves out of range.
Yip Man scores a takedown into full mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Shitstack is trying to escape the mount but Yip Man keeps good control and instead manages to take Shitstack's back.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Yip Man is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
Yip Man has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Yip Man has got one arm under Shitstack's chin. This could be trouble... Shitstack trying to control the other hand but Yip Man gets it free and sqeezes tight - just a matter of time now! Yep, Shitstack has tapped out! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Grand Master Yip Man!
Grand Master Yip Man is the new super heavyweight champion!
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