PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seifer Shinra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CanChopper comes to the cage accompanied by Badass. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

CanChopper
vs
Shinra

200 cm
26
249 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

191 cm
24
244 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Brute
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!
Syndicate Nutrition (DUS)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ameri CanChopper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Seifer Shinra!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Frank Dennis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shinra throws a leg kick that is checked
and CanChopper counters with a leg kick.
CanChopper tries to work over Shinra's front leg with a kick but Shinra checks it.
CanChopper blocks a low kick nicely.
CanChopper checks a leg kick.
CanChopper checks a leg kick nicely.
CanChopper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

Shinra drives through with a takedown into guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
CanChopper is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
CanChopper pulls Shinra in close to prevent any damage.
Shinra loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Shinra stops CanChopper from standing up.
CanChopper avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
CanChopper wants to stand up but Shinra is controlling him.
Shinra with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shinra working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
CanChopper on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if CanChopper tries to get out of the position.
Shinra working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
CanChopper wants to stand up but Shinra is controlling him.
Shinra is in close to CanChopper's body, working some short punches and elbows.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Shinra won't allow CanChopper to get back to his feet.
Shinra trying to control the position from guard on top but CanChopper is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Shinra trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Shinra trying to control but CanChopper is working from the bottom.
CanChopper wants to get back to his feet but Shinra is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Shinra stopping the sweep attempt from CanChopper.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Shinra trying to control the position from guard on top but CanChopper is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shinra in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
CanChopper utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
CanChopper wants to stand up but Shinra is controlling him.
Shinra being controlled here momentarily.
CanChopper knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Shinra on the ground.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
CanChopper throws a leg kick but Shinra moved away.
Shinra displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as CanChopper throws out the jab.
CanChopper throws out a leg kick but Shinra moves out of range and CanChopper only half commits.
Shinra tries a head kick but it misses.
Shinra shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
CanChopper looks to throw the jab but Shinra is out of range.
Seifer Shinra seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
CanChopper throws a low kick, looking for Shinra's leg but Shinra calmly moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper lands a lovely overhand right.
CanChopper motions for Shinra to come forward. CanChopper throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Shinra tries a low kick but CanChopper avoids it.

CanChopper has closed the distance and engaged Shinra in a clinch.
CanChopper misses with a knee to the head.
CanChopper lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
CanChopper is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Shinra is defending well for now.
CanChopper is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Shinra is defending well for now.
Shinra is trying to pull guard but CanChopper turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.

Shinra jumps guard and drags CanChopper to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
CanChopper is looking to work some ground and pound but Shinra has wrist control.
Shinra avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Shinra trying to keep a closed guard but CanChopper is proving a slippery customer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper trying to control but Shinra is working from the bottom.
CanChopper trying to stand up but can't free himself from Shinra's guard.
Shinra tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Shinra utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
CanChopper trying to control but Shinra is working from the bottom.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.

Shinra had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. CanChopper defends it easily.

Shinra looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
CanChopper wants to control from the top but Shinra keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Seifer Shinra will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

CanChopper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Shinra.
Shinra looks for a takedown but CanChopper sprawls well.
A chopping leg kick lands by CanChopper.
CanChopper tries to clinch up.
A slapping leg kick lands for CanChopper.
CanChopper checks a leg kick.
CanChopper is looking to clinch.
CanChopper tries to clinch but Shinra is having none of it.
Shinra shoots for a takedown but CanChopper saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A clash of legs there as Shinra blocks the low kick.
CanChopper stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and CanChopper wants it to stay on the feet.
Ameri CanChopper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Seifer Shinra.
Shinra is breathing heavily.
Shinra checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
CanChopper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
CanChopper throws a series of punches but Shinra avoids them all with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from CanChopper.
Shinra takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
CanChopper tries to clinch up.
Shinra checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Shinra throws a leg kick
and CanChopper counters with a nice low kick that buckles Shinra's knee momentarily.
CanChopper tries to bum rush Shinra with a series of wild strikes but Shinra uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
CanChopper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Shinra takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shinra shoots for a double leg takedown but CanChopper sprawls well. He's pushed Shinra's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
CanChopper lands with a kick to the temple. Shinra shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
CanChopper throws a front kick aimed at Shinra's knee but Shinra avoids it well.
CanChopper throws a low kick, looking for Shinra's leg but Shinra calmly moves out of range.
Shinra blocks a leg kick.
CanChopper misses with a low kick.
Shinra closes the distance and clinches up with CanChopper, looking for a takedown. Shinra pushes CanChopper against the cage but CanChopper circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shinra ducks right into an uppercut from CanChopper.
CanChopper checks a leg kick.

CanChopper gets caught napping as Shinra dives in and scores a takedown. CanChopper manages to retain guard.
Shinra prevents CanChopper from getting back to his feet.
CanChopper manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Shinra manages to get himself to full guard.

Shinra is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and CanChopper defends well.
Shinra is trying to keep CanChopper in close.
Shinra utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
CanChopper trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
CanChopper is looking to work some ground and pound but Shinra has wrist control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Shinra is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and CanChopper defends well.
Shinra has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
CanChopper is working Shinra over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
CanChopper preventing the sweep.
Shinra trying to control the position.

Shinra is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
CanChopper with a nice head shot there.
CanChopper is on the wrong end of a couple of strikes there.
CanChopper postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
CanChopper looking to sit in guard and control but Shinra gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Shinra prevents CanChopper from getting back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper trying to keep a closed guard but Shinra is proving a slippery customer.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
CanChopper is looking to stand back up but Shinra counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by CanChopper.
Shinra working the head and body with strikes.
CanChopper is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Shinra lands with a punch from half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Shinra landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
CanChopper on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Shinra prevents CanChopper from improving his position.
Shinra thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ameri CanChopper dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

A bone on bone clash there as CanChopper blocks the leg kick.
CanChopper misses with a low kick.
CanChopper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shinra moves away.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by CanChopper.
Some bone on bone action there as Shinra checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Shinra takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
CanChopper lands a jab to the nose.
CanChopper throws a looping overhand right but Shinra ducks down to avoid it.
CanChopper loads up on a big right hand but Shinra slips the punch.
CanChopper looks to throw the jab but Shinra is out of range.
Shinra shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Shinra checks the leg kick nicely there.
CanChopper fails with an attempt to clinch.
Shinra has a takedown stuffed.
CanChopper lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Shinra takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
That kick from CanChopper tenderised Shinra's leg. Shinra is trying to keep his angry face on.
CanChopper lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
CanChopper moves in looking to clinch but Shinra pushes him off.
CanChopper tries to clinch but Shinra moves out of range.
CanChopper misses with a few strikes there.
Shinra misses with a takedown attempt - CanChopper sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
CanChopper throws a nice inside leg kick.
CanChopper scores with a nice strike.
Shinra fails to land the takedown.
Ameri CanChopper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Seifer Shinra.
The fighters circle momentarily. CanChopper darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Shinra takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
CanChopper fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Shinra has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Shinra walks into a jab.
CanChopper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Shinras jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Ameri CanChopper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
CanChopper lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A chopping leg kick lands by CanChopper.
CanChopper throws a leg kick which misses Shinra's front leg but catches the back leg as Shinra tries to avoid it.
Shinra avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Shinra takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
CanChopper connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Shinra avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
CanChopper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
CanChopper is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
CanChopper connects with a leg kick. Shinra looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
CanChopper lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

CanChopper fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Shinra, pushing him back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper tries to land knees in the clinch but Shinra avoids the damage to the body.
CanChopper tries to land knees in the clinch but Shinra avoids the damage to the body.
Shinra takes an elbow to the temple.
CanChopper missing with knees to the body.
CanChopper tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Shinra avoids it.
Shinra tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. CanChopper just stands there and leans against the cage.
Shinra's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
CanChopper tries a knee to the head but Shinra blocks it.
CanChopper misses with a knee strike.
CanChopper missing with knees to the body.
CanChopper lands a knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper throws an elbow that misses.
CanChopper landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by CanChopper.
CanChopper pushes Shinra back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
CanChopper lands a damaging elbow.
Shinra avoiding damage as CanChopper throws knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
CanChopper is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Shinra is defending well for now.
CanChopper misses with a knee strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
CanChopper tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
CanChopper unloads a knee to the mid-section. Shinra lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ameri CanChopper showed his dominance in that final round.
I think CanChopper has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:27
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 29:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ameri CanChopper!
After winning the bout, Ameri CanChopper thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.