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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Josh Kippe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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235 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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225 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Josh Kippe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Chris Downing and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kippe shoots for a takedown but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu wants it to stay on the feet.
Kippe looks for a takedown but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Josh Kippe. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kippe shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu as he avoids it easily.
Kippe shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu pinned against the cage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Kippe with a poor takedown
and Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu counters with a nice body shot.
Kippe is breathing heavily.
Kippe is trying hard to land a takedown here. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu rushes Kippe and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu tries to circle away but Kippe has him pinned against the cage.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu stops a takedown attempt from Kippe.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to push Kippe away but Kippe has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kippe fails with a takedown attempt.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu moves into the clinch.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu tries to break free but Kippe pushes him back against the cage.
Kippe is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to push Kippe away but Kippe has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kippe is looking for a takedown.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu moves into range and clinches up with Kippe.
A shot in the inside from Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Kippe has him pressed against the cage.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to push Kippe away but Kippe has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is pressed up against the cage. Kippe has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu down to the mat. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Kippe.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kippe backwards.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu avoiding damage.
Kippe is working for takedown but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is calmly controlling the position for now.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is stalling here.
A right hand to the body from Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Kippe.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Josh Kippe's cut is getting worse.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to push Kippe away but Kippe has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Kippe has Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu pressed against the cage, preventing Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu tries to circle away but Kippe has him pinned against the cage.
Kippe prevents Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu from breaking the clinch.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu working hard to break the clinch.
Kippe is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kippe wants a takedown but no success here.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu stalls.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu tries to break the clinch but Kippe is controlling the position.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu tries to circle away but Kippe has him pinned against the cage.
Kippe is working for takedown but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is calmly controlling the position for now.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu breaks from the clinch.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu moves into the clinch successfully.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu leaning against his opponent.
Kippe is looking for a takedown.
Kippe is trying to drag Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu to the mat but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu gets in close and instigates a clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu lands a jab.
Josh Kippe's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu rushes Kippe and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Kippe drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu presses Kippe against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu can't break the clinch.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to force a seperation but Kippe has the dominant position.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu breaks from the clinch.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Jeez, Josh Kippe's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Josh Kippe's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu!
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energy
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