PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tim Tebow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dave Mastain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tebow's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, God's Gonna Cut You Down. On his way into the cage it seems that Tim Tebow has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Tim Tebow seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Tebow
vs
Mastain

191 cm
32
240 lbs
19 - 14 - 0

182 cm
26
279 lbs
11 - 6 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 14 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Tim Tebow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Dave Mastain!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Ian Loll and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tebow fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Tebow avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Tim Tebow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tebow does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Mastain displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tebow throws out the jab.
Tebow staying out of range there.
Tebow changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Mastain with a nice cross.
Tebow paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Mastain thows a body shot but no joy.
Tebow keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Tebow throws a front kick aimed at Mastain's knee but Mastain avoids it well.
Mastain steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tebow.
Tebow connects with a body shot that sends Mastain's belly button to the back.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tebow shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Mastain defends it nicely.
Mastain throws a body punch but Tebow moves out of range.
Mastain tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Mastain throws a leg kick but Tebow checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mastain lands a right hook to the body.
Tebow throws out a loose jab but Mastain uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mastain throws out a loose jab but Tebow uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mastain scores with a three punch combo!
Mastain throws out a powerful jab.
Mastain misses with a looping right.
Tebow throws a half hearted mid kick.
Tebow throws a hook but Mastain blocks it.
Mastain throws a body punch but Tebow moves out of range.
Tebow displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Tebow thows a body shot but no joy.
Tebow cracks Mastain with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Mastain lands with a shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tebow shoots in for a takedown but Mastain shows good takedown defense.
A swing and a miss from Mastain.
Mastain scores with a decent looking hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mastain waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tebow.
Mastain finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Left hook, right uppercut from Tebow.

Mastain gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Mastain lands a right hand.
Tebow prevents a body shot from Mastain.
Mastain lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tebow backwards.
Tebow swings wildly with an uppercut but Mastain uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mastain is working Tebow over against the cage.
Mastain can't find room to land a body shot as Tebow controls the action.

Mastain pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Tebow works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Mastain just misses with a punch to the body.
Mastain throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tebow on the side of the head.
Mastain looks to land a right hand but Tebow moved out of range.
Tebow tries to bum rush Mastain with a series of wild strikes but Mastain uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mastain is looking to clinch.
Mastain tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tebow was well out of range. Poor timing from Mastain.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Mastain checks a leg kick.
Mastain throws a series of punches but Tebow moves out of range.
Tebow ducks under a wild hook from Mastain.
Mastain dodges the punch combination from Tebow.
A big right from Mastain misses.
Tebow lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Mastain circles away from the clinch attempt.
Tebow misses the jab.
A big right from Tebow misses.
Tebow avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mastain throws a leg kick but Tebow sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Mastain ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tebow moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tebow tries to bum rush Mastain with a series of wild strikes but Mastain uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mastain checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Mastain lands a body shot.
Tebow throws a jab when Mastain was well out of range.
Tebow dives in and grabs Mastain's left leg, looking for a takedown. Mastain pushes down on Tebow's head and hops out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tim Tebow. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A left lands for Tebow.
Tebow goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tebow throws a leg kick but Mastain sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Tebow misses with a leg kick
and Mastain counters with an inside leg kick.
Mastain fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tebow manages to avoid it.
Tebow wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Mastain looks to land a right hand but Tebow moved out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tebow misses with a leg kick.
Mastain lands a body shot.
A big right from Tebow misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tim Tebow dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Mastain circles away from the clinch attempt.

Tebow dives in and scores a takedown into Mastain's guard.
Mastain trying to keep a closed guard but Tebow is proving a slippery customer.
Mastain keeping moving, preventing Tebow from controlling successfully.
Mastain looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Mastain tries to land a sweep but no joy.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Tebow changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Mastain looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mastain lands with a hook. Tebow tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Tebow scores with a jab to the body.
Tebow uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mastain.
Tebow lands a nice shot that snaps Mastain's head back.
Mastain scores with the left hand. Tebow knows he should have avoided that one.
Tebow misses with a wild combination.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Mastain checks a leg kick.

Mastain closes the distance and clinches.
A right hand to the body from Mastain.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A right hook to the body lands for Mastain.
A short right from Mastain.
A short body shot lands from Mastain as the two fighters clinch.

Mastain escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Mastain lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tebow at a distance.
Mastain digs a good hook to Tebow's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Mastain clinches up with Tebow and pushes him back against the cage.
Mastain tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Tebow blocking some punches.
Tebow misses with the head strike.
Mastain lands a body punch.
Mastain lands a body punch.
Nice body punch from Mastain - that landed with a thud.
A short left from Mastain.
Mastain fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mastain lands a nice shot to the body.
Mastain scores with a shoulder strike.
Mastain lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Tebow backwards.
Mastain lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tebow backwards.
Mastain working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Tebow is rocked!
Mastain is working Tebow over against the cage.
Oh Tebow is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Mastain breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Mastain's corner calls for a 1-2. Mastain obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Mastain avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tebow's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Mastain connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Tebow scrambles back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tebow moves out of range of the body kick.
Dave Mastain is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
and Mastain counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Tebow! He's just covering up as Mastain starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dave Mastain!
Dave Mastain thanked the fans post fight for their support.