PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Rockem Sockem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Earl Sweatpants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sweatpants has chosen Earl - Earl Sweatshirt as his entrance music. Earl Sweatpants has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Rockem Sockem's chin.

Sockem
vs
Sweatpants

175 cm
23
160 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

180 cm
26
160 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Rockem Sockem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Earl Sweatpants!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Hirohito Nitta and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sockem scores with a punch to the head.
Sweatpants looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Sweatpants drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Sockem lands with a cross.
Sockem throws out a powerful jab.

Sweatpants is rocked!
Sockem measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Sweatpants! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Rockem Sockem!
A relieved looking Rockem Sockem thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.