PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Aleksander Emelianenko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck The Bison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Bison is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by this is my shit- chuck vidells music. On his way into the cage it seems that Aleksander Emelianenko has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Aleksander Emelianenko seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Emelianenko
vs
The Bison

199 cm
32
255 lbs
22 - 11 - 1

200 cm
28
275 lbs
15 - 9 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Aleksander Emelianenko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Chuck The Bison!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Ryoma Takatsuka and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Emelianenko scores with a nice strike.
Emelianenko loads up on a big right hand but The Bison slips the punch.
Emelianenko looks to land a right hand but The Bison moved out of range.
Emelianenko misses the shot to the body.

The Bison has closed the distance and engaged Emelianenko in a clinch.

The Bison decides to pull guard.
The Bison pulls Emelianenko in close to his closed guard and prevents Emelianenko from doing any damage or advancing position.
The Bison keeping moving, preventing Emelianenko from controlling successfully.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Aleksander Emelianenko just wasn't active enough.
The Bison shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Emelianenko pinned against the cage. Emelianenko gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Emelianenko throws an ugly left hook that misses

and The Bison counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by The Bison.
The Bison in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Emelianenko wants to sweep but no luck.
Emelianenko wants to get back to his feet but The Bison is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

The Bison thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Emelianenko wants to stand up but The Bison is controlling him.
The Bison connects with a couple of short punches.
Emelianenko is trying to control the position but The Bison postures up.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Emelianenko looking for a sweep. Not yet Emelianenko, not yet.
Emelianenko is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Aleksander Emelianenko wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Emelianenko looks to score with a jab to the body but The Bison is just out of range.
The Bison throws a hook but Emelianenko avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Bison throws a right and a left that both miss.
Emelianenko dips to his left and cracks The Bison with an uppercut!
The Bison looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Emelianenko avoids a punch combination nicely.
Emelianenko misses with a hook.
The Bison misses with a wild combination.
The Bison takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
The Bison fails to land with a series of punches.
The Bison changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The Bison thows a body shot but no joy.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Emelianenko, as that shot connected.
Emelianenko stuffs the takedown attempt from The Bison. The Bison gets slowly back to his feet.
Emelianenko misses with the combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Emelianenko misses its intended target.
Nice sprawl there from Emelianenko as The Bison shoots in.
Aleksander Emelianenko has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chuck The Bison.
Emelianenko scores with a hook to the body. The Bison takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Emelianenko takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A decent looking cross lands there for Emelianenko.
The Bison avoids the body shot from Emelianenko.
Emelianenko misses with an uppercut
and The Bison counters with a three punch combo that has Emelianenko backing up. Emelianenko nods at The Bison to acknowledge the strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Emelianenko lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The Bison lands a jab-cross combination.
Emelianenko rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but The Bison moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Emelianenko blocks a head kick by The Bison.
Donk. The Bison catches Emelianenko right on the button with a cross.
A telegraphed right hand from Emelianenko misses the target.
Nice sprawl there from Emelianenko as The Bison shoots in.
Emelianenko thuds his right hand into The Bison's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Bison throws a combination that misses
and Emelianenko counters with a nice uppercut.
Emelianenko jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Emelianenko thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Bison falls off balance throwing a combination
and Emelianenko counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Emelianenko looks to throw the jab but The Bison is out of range.
Sloppy strikes from The Bison. Those never looked like landing.
Emelianenko is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Emelianenko lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The Bison is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Emelianenko.
Emelianenko throws a lazy right hand but The Bison sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Emelianenko is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
The Bison throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Emelianenko misses with a hook. The Bison ducked under it nicely.
Emelianenko works the jab nicely.
Emelianenko punishes The Bison's body with a nice straight punch.
The Bison swinging wildly here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck The Bison dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Emelianenko looks to land a left hand but The Bison moved out of range nicely.
The Bison swings widly with a right hand
and Emelianenko counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The Bison moves out of range as Emelianenko strikes.
The Bison bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The Bison throws a solid leg kick but Emelianenko takes the impact on his shin and smiles at The Bison.
Emelianenko digs a good body shot into The Bison's ribs.
The Bison scores with a head kick.
The Bison staying out of range there.
Emelianenko just misses with a punch to the body.
The Bison gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Emelianenko.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Emelianenko moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The Bison throws a right and a left that Emelianenko avoids nicely.
The Bison closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A shot to the liver by Emelianenko. Beautiful body shot.
The Bison fails to land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Bison takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
The Bison throws a lazy right hand but Emelianenko sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Aleksander Emelianenko is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Bison throws a left and a right that both miss
and Emelianenko counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
The Bison is breathing heavily.
Emelianenko scores with a shot to the body.
Emelianenko cracks The Bison with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The Bison takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Emelianenko keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Emelianenko takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
The Bison shoots in and drives through. Emelianenko sprawls well.
Emelianenko lands with an overhand left.
Emelianenko lands a jab to The Bison's midsection.
Emelianenko with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The Bison pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Chuck The Bison is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Emelianenko lunges at The Bison with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by The Bison's hand.
Jab by Emelianenko.
Emelianenko closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops The Bison! Emelianenko dives in looking to finish! The Bison is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Aleksander Emelianenko!