PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Iosef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roger Dunowevil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dzhugashvili comes to the cage accompanied by Gosudarstvenniy Gimn SSSR . Dunowevil has chosen Long Hard Road Out of Hell as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili
vs
Dunowevil

187 cm
23
212 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

194 cm
27
221 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Iosef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Roger Dunowevil!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Joseph Jones and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dzhugashvili clinches up with Dunowevil and pushes him back against the cage.
Dzhugashvili struggles to land a body shot inside as Dunowevil controls his hands.
Dunowevil misses with a punch to the body.
Dzhugashvili tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A frustrated look appears on Dzhugashvili's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Dzhugashvili with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dunowevil working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dzhugashvili.
Dunowevil scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dzhugashvili missing with knees to the body.
Dunowevil scores with a shot to the side of Dzhugashvili's head.
Nice body punch from Dunowevil - that landed with a thud.
Dunowevil tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dzhugashvili's elbow.
Dzhugashvili looking to throw knees to the head but Dunowevil is blocking nicely.
Dunowevil tries to throw a body punch but Dzhugashvili avoids it by throwing Dunowevil back against the cage.
Dunowevil blocks a body shot from Dzhugashvili.
Dunowevil prevents a body shot from Dzhugashvili.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dzhugashvili is trying to maintain a safe position but Dunowevil gets an underhook and turns Dzhugashvili into the cage.
Dzhugashvili trying to land knees to the body.
A right hand to the body from Dunowevil.
Dzhugashvili misses with a knee to the head.
Dzhugashvili tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dzhugashvili lands an uppercut.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

Dzhugashvili manages to break the clinch.

Dzhugashvili rushes Dunowevil and presses him up against the cage.
Dunowevil can't find room to land a body shot as Dzhugashvili controls the action.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dunowevil.
Dunowevil tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dzhugashvili's elbow.
Dzhugashvili with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dzhugashvili tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dunowevil's elbow.
Dunowevil tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dunowevil misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dzhugashvili tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dunowevil misses with a body punch.

Dunowevil breaks from the clinch.
Dunowevil misses with a double jab.
Dzhugashvili moves away from the strike by Dunowevil.
Dunowevil looks to score with a jab to the body but Dzhugashvili is just out of range.
The crowd cheers as Dunowevil lands an impressive looking overhand right. Dzhugashvili doesn't seem phased though.
Dzhugashvili avoids the body shot from Dunowevil.
Dzhugashvili moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Roger Dunowevil has been cut.
Dzhugashvili moves in looking to clinch but Dunowevil pushes him off.
Dzhugashvili tries to clinch but Dunowevil moves out of range.
Dzhugashvili walks into a jab.

It looks like Iosef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili has been cut.
Dzhugashvili tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dunowevil paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dzhugashvili misses with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dzhugashvili tries to clinch but Dunowevil is having none of it.

Dzhugashvili gets in close and instigates a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dunowevil.
Dzhugashvili dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Dunowevil blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dunowevil.

Dunowevil breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dunowevil throws a head kick but Dzhugashvili moves out of range.
Dunowevil tries a low kick but Dzhugashvili avoids it.
Dzhugashvili swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Dunowevil counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dzhugashvili tries to clinch but Dunowevil is having none of it.
Dunowevil connects with a body shot.
Dunowevil tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dzhugashvili was well out of range. Poor timing from Dunowevil.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dzhugashvili wants to clinch up but Dunowevil keeps it at a distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dzhugashvili getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dzhugashvili looks to clinch
and Dunowevil counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Dzhugashvili is breathing heavily.
Dunowevil lands a glancing blow to the side of Dzhugashvili's head.
Dzhugashvili takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Dunowevil tries to land a front kick but Dzhugashvili steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dunowevil throws a lazy right hand but Dzhugashvili sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Iosef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice body punch from Dunowevil.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dunowevil.
Dunowevil lands with a kick to the ribs.
Dunowevil misses with a kick to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dunowevil ducks under a wild hook from Dzhugashvili.
Dunowevil throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dzhugashvili.
A swing and a miss from Dunowevil.
Dzhugashvili tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Dunowevil connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roger Dunowevil dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Dunowevil scores with a push kick.
Dzhugashvili looks to clinch
and Dunowevil counters with a nice kick to the body.
Dunowevil throws a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dunowevil cracks Dzhugashvili with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

Dunowevil lands a big right hand that sends Dzhugashvili crashing to the mat! Dunowevil stays standing though and waves Dzhugashvili back to his feet!

Dzhugashvili is rocked!
Dzhugashvili doesn't manage to clinch there - Dunowevil circles away.
Dunowevil scores with a leg kick.
Dunowevil fakes the leg kick and cracks Dzhugashvili in the body.

Dunowevil feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Dzhugashvili sprawling to the canvas! Dzhugashvili rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Dunowevil finish him?!
Oh Dzhugashvili is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dzhugashvili tries to clinch
and Dunowevil counters with a beautiful right hand that knocks Dzhugashvili out cold! What a finish! Dunowevil is going crazy, running around the mat, summersaulting off the corner posts and screaming into the cameras. Something tells me he's pretty happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Roger Dunowevil!
After the big win, Roger Dunowevil made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Stonewall and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.