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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Rick Diculous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Leeroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Diculous's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, How you like me now - The Heavy. Leeroy has chosen Boondocks Theme Song as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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155 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rick Diculous!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Leeroy!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, John Kavanagh and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Leeroy misses with a low kick.
Leeroy swings widly with a right hand
and Diculous counters with a stiff right hand.
Leeroy throws a big shot that misses.
Leeroy takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Leeroy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Diculous's calf.
Diculous avoids the head kick by Leeroy.
The fighters circling - Diculous throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Diculous keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Diculous doesn't manage to clinch there - Leeroy circles away.
That kick from Leeroy tenderised Diculous's leg. Diculous is trying to keep his angry face on.
Leeroy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Diculous moves out of range as Leeroy throws a body kick.
Leeroy misses with a head kick.
Leeroy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diculous manages to avoid it.
Leeroy throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Diculous doesn't manage to clinch there - Leeroy circles away.
Diculous waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Leeroy.
Leeroy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Diculous stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Leeroy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Diculous moves out of range of the body kick.
Leeroy is trying hard to land a takedown here. Diculous sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Diculous moves away from the strike by Leeroy.
Diculous on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Leeroy. Leeroy obviously looking to wear him down.
Diculous pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Leeroy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Diculous scores with a sloppy right hand. Leeroy should have avoided that one.
Diculous connects with a looping right hand.
Leeroy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Diculous forces Leeroy back against the cage and clinches.
Leeroy breaks from the clinch.
Leeroy slips a straight right by Diculous.
Leeroy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Diculous lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Leeroy scores with the left hand. Diculous knows he should have avoided that one.
A jab from Diculous misses.
Leeroy connects with an inside leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Diculous checks a leg kick.
Leeroy looks to land a body kick but Diculous moved away.
Leeroy misses with a body kick.
Leeroy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Diculous.
Leeroy bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Leeroy throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Leeroy looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Diculous is trying to get back to half guard.
Diculous stuck in half guard on the bottom here.
Leeroy has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Diculous is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Leeroy's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy throwing shots but Diculous is blocking nicely.
Leeroy trying to control from half guard but Diculous is working away.
Leeroy wants to pass to mount but Diculous is defending the position.
Leeroy sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Diculous defending well though.
Diculous is defending against the submission attempts here by Leeroy.
Leeroy is trying to work for a kimura but Diculous is defending well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Leeroy is keen to just control but Diculous is a slippery customer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Leeroy not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Leeroy lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Leeroy lands a nice short elbow.
Diculous moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Leeroy wants to pass the guard but Diculous is keeping the position.
Diculous keeping moving, preventing Leeroy from controlling successfully.
Leeroy advances to half guard.
Diculous wants to control but Leeroy is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Diculous avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Leeroy.
Leeroy looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Diculous trying to control but Leeroy postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bruce Leeroy dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
A swing and a miss from Diculous.
Diculous throws a hook but Leeroy blocks it.
Leeroy is looking to score with low kicks.
Leeroy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Leeroy misses with a looping right.
Diculous fails to land with a series of punches.
Leeroy misses with an uppercut.
Diculous swinging wildly here.
Leeroy gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Leeroy moves away from the strike by Diculous.
Diculous just misses with a punch to the body.
Diculous misses with a straight right.
Diculous throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Diculous misses with a right hand
and Leeroy counters with a left to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diculous takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Rick Diculous is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Diculous throws a series of punches but Leeroy moves out of range.
Diculous blocks a jab.
Leeroy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Diculous swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Leeroy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Diculous throws out the jab.
Leeroy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Leeroy on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bruce Leeroy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Leeroy throws a body kick that misses.
Leeroy staying out of range there.
Diculous checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Leeroy lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A punch combination from Diculous misses.
Diculous throws a lazy uppercut
and Leeroy counters with a shoot takedown. Diculous fights it but they end up in guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Leeroy connects with a couple of short punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Diculous looking to control.
Leeroy wants to control from the top but Diculous keeps moving.
Leeroy content to stall in guard here.
Leeroy is looking to work some ground and pound but Diculous has wrist control.
Diculous utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Leeroy trying to control the position from guard on top but Diculous is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Diculous pulls Leeroy in close to prevent any damage.
Diculous looking for a sweep. Not yet Diculous, not yet.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Leeroy looks to score with a jab to the body but Diculous is just out of range.
Horrible takedown by Leeroy or perhaps it was just good defense by Diculous which made him look bad.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Leeroy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Leeroy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Diculous's calf.
Leeroy lands with an overhand left.
Diculous takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Leeroy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diculous.
Diculous rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Diculous clobbers Leeroy with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Leeroy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Diculous.
Leeroy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Diculous looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Leeroy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Leeroy drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Diculous listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Leeroy shoots in for a takedown but Diculous shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy is looking to score with low kicks.
A solid leg kick lands there for Leeroy.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice body punch from Diculous.
Leeroy looks to land a body kick but Diculous moved away.
Diculous tries to clinch up but Leeroy circles away and keeps his distance.
Leeroy connects with a body shot.
Leeroy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Diculous gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Diculous wants to break free but Leeroy has control.
Leeroy tries to throw a body punch but Diculous avoids it by throwing Leeroy back against the cage.
Diculous prevents a takedown attempt there.
Rick Diculous has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bruce Leeroy.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Diculous prevents the takedown attempt.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Leeroy.
A hook to the body from Diculous.
Nice body punch from Diculous.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bruce Leeroy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Diculous tries to clinch there but Leeroy circles away.
Diculous moves out of range as Leeroy throws a body kick.
Diculous throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Leeroy on the side of the head.
Leeroy lands a nice looking body shot.
Diculous checks a leg kick.
Leeroy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Diculous connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Leeroy scrambles back to his feet.
Leeroy scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Leeroy fails with the takedown.
Diculous misses with a wild body shot.
Diculous moves out of range as Leeroy throws a body kick.
Diculous closes the distance and pushes Leeroy back into the cage.
Diculous tries a knee to the head but Leeroy blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Diculous.
Leeroy tries to circle away but Diculous has him pinned against the cage.
Leeroy goes for a takedown attempt but Diculous pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diculous throws a looping overhand right but Leeroy ducks down to avoid it.
Diculous is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Diculous tests Leeroy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Leeroy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Leeroy walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Diculous checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A jab lands there for Diculous.
Leeroy checks a leg kick.
Diculous checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Leeroy shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Diculous sprawls well. Diculous wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Leeroy gets slowly back to his feet.
Rick Diculous has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bruce Leeroy.
Leeroy on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Leeroy is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Rick Diculous seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Leeroy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Leeroy throws a jab but it's blocked by Diculous.
Diculous closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Diculous blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Diculous misses with a hook to the ribs.
Leeroy struggles to land a body shot inside as Diculous controls his hands.
Diculous softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Leeroy is still on wobbly legs! Can Diculous finish him?
Diculous's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Diculous moves into the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Diculous lands a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from Diculous.
Diculous dips a shoulder and cracks Leeroy with a mighty uppercut! Leeroy falls back against the cage and Diculous unloads with a barrage of strikes! Leeroy is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Diculous screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rick Diculous!
An out of breath Rick Diculous thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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