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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Richie O Grady (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butt Piracy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). O Grady's entrance music is (no) Self Esteem. A fine choice. Piracy has chosen I Like Big Butts as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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300 lbs
14 - 6 - 0 |
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300 lbs
10 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Richie O Grady!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Butt Piracy!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Piracy closes the distance and pushes O Grady back into the cage.
Piracy misses with some punches.
Piracy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Nice body punch from Piracy - that landed with a thud.
O Grady unloads a knee to the mid-section.
O Grady tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Piracy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Piracy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Piracy gets through O Grady's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, O Grady creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Piracy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
O Grady throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Piracy blocks it with crossed arms.
O Grady lands a left hand that snaps the head of Piracy backwards.
Piracy lands with a short shot to the head.
O Grady looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Piracy works on O Grady's body with a couple of short punches.
O Grady with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Piracy lands a shoulder strike.
O Grady connects with a knee to the head.
It looks like Butt Piracy has been cut.
O Grady pushes off an throws an elbow but Piracy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Piracy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and O Grady avoids it.
O Grady using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Piracy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Piracy lands a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Piracy scores with a nice hook to the head.
Piracy blocks an elbow strike from O Grady.
Piracy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
O Grady throws a knee to the head but misses.
O Grady blocks a body shot from Piracy.
O Grady working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
O Grady throws a knee to the head but misses.
Piracy lands a damaging elbow.
It looks like Richie O Grady has been cut.
Piracy misses with a punch to the body.
Piracy lands a right hand that snaps the head of O Grady backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Piracy can't find room to land a body shot as O Grady controls the action.
O Grady throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Piracy blocks it with crossed arms.
Piracy takes a knee right on the jaw!
O Grady using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Piracy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Piracy lands a right hand.
Piracy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Piracy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with O Grady's elbow.
Piracy cracks O Grady with a nice body shot.
O Grady is breathing heavily.
O Grady pushes off an throws an elbow but Piracy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Piracy lands a hook that snaps the head of O Grady backwards.
O Grady with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piracy digs a right hand underneath O Grady's ribcage. O Grady let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Nice body punch from Piracy - that landed with a thud.
Piracy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with O Grady's elbow.
Piracy digs a right hand into O Grady's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on O Grady's gas tank.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Piracy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A knee to the head by Piracy.
A short right from Piracy on the inside.
Piracy works on O Grady's body with a couple of short punches.
Piracy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
O Grady blocks a body shot from Piracy.
Piracy lands an uppercut.
Piracy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
O Grady is rocked!
Piracy working O Grady over with knees to the body.
Piracy is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
O Grady takes a shot to the head.
Oh O Grady is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Piracy creates a bit of space for himself and rocks O Grady with a big uppercut! O Grady tries to clinch up but Piracy pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples O Grady to the mat! O Grady covers up and Piracy unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Butt Piracy!
Butt Piracy decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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