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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sisi Taille (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Fergisson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Fergisson's choice of entrance music: Legion of Doom. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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160 lbs
5 - 5 - 0 |
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150 cm
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162 lbs
9 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Powerful takedowns
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sisi Taille!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Fergisson!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Taille gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Fergisson prevents Taille from getting back to his feet.
Fergisson throwing strikes but missing.
Fergisson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Fergisson prevents Taille from getting back to his feet.
Fergisson wants to pass the guard but Taille is keeping the position.
Taille wants to stand up but Fergisson is controlling him.
Fergisson throws a big right hand that misses.
Fergisson drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Taille dives on top into guard.
Taille won't allow Fergisson to get back to his feet.
Fergisson working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Taille doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Taille manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Fergisson looking for a guillotine here but Taille defends easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fergisson has a closed guard, preventing Taille from standing up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fergisson tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Taille is looking to stand up but Fergisson won't let him.
Taille wants to stand and escape but instead Fergisson has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Fergisson stops Taille from standing up.
Fergisson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Fergisson controls from within his opponent's guard.
Fergisson trying to control the position from guard on top but Taille is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fergisson advances position into side control!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Taille wants to get back to his feet but Fergisson drags him back down.
Fergisson trying to control the action but Taille is working from the bottom.
Fergisson working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Fergisson working the ground and pound.
Taille is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Fergisson has just dragged him back down to the mat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fergisson tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Fergisson is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Taille has escaped the position, nice work there.
Fergisson wants to control but Taille is keeping him busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Taille is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Fergisson has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Fergisson tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Fergisson has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Fergisson is trying to get an arm triangle but Taille is defending well.
Taille pushes Fergisson away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Fergisson gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Fergisson throws a strike aimed at the side of Taille's head but Taille avoids it well.
Fergisson trying to control the position but Taille is working away.
Fergisson is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Taille is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Taille is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Fergisson is putting a hurting on Taille here, landing some big shots from side control.
Taille takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Taille is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Fergisson has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Fergisson trying to control the action but Taille is working from the bottom.
Fergisson cracks Taille with an elbow. That is naaassty.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fergisson thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Fergisson thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Fergisson dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Taille swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fergisson throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Taille was covering up waiting for the punch and Fergisson finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Fergisson scoring with punches to the head and body.
Fergisson trying to control the position from guard on top but Taille is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Taille is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Fergisson is controlling him.
Fergisson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Fergisson throws a big right hand that misses.
Fergisson prevents Taille from getting back to his feet.
Turd Fergisson has got the better of the ground game so far.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Fergisson tries to free his leg and advance position but Taille is retaining full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fergisson scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Fergisson passes Taille's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Taille tries to kick Fergisson off but Fergisson keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Taille is defending against the submission attempts here by Fergisson.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fergisson is working for a submission of some sort.
Fergisson seems to be looking for submissions.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fergisson stops Taille from getting back to his feet.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Taille is just riding it out for now. Fergisson eventually gives up the hold.
Fergisson seems to be looking for submissions.
Taille tries to kick Fergisson off but Fergisson keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fergisson seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Taille does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Fergisson tries to pass the half guard into mount. Taille knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Fergisson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Taille is trying to stand.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Fergisson connects with a nice short shot to Taille's temple.
Fergisson seems to be looking for submissions.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Taille's head.
Fergisson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Fergisson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Fergisson prevents Taille from standing back up.
Fergisson content to control rather than advance.
Fergisson lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Fergisson wants to free his trapped foot but Taille is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Fergisson seems to be working for a kimura but Taille defends the submission attempt.
Fergisson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Fergisson working the head and body with strikes.
Fergisson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Fergisson is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fergisson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Fergisson stops Taille from getting back to his feet.
Taille is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Fergisson scores with a couple of nice shots.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fergisson is pressing down on Taille's thigh, looking to free his foot. Taille is holding on for now.
Taille pushes Fergisson off looking to stand but Fergisson dives back in and keeps control.
Fergisson is trying to control the action in half guard but Taille is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Fergisson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Fergisson decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Fergisson trying to work for an americana but Taille has managed to regain full guard.
Taille is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Fergisson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Fergisson is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Fergisson prevents Taille from getting back to his feet.
Fergisson trying to control but Taille is working from the bottom.
Fergisson won't allow Taille to get back to his feet.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Turd Fergisson hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Fergisson throws a nice looking combination but Taille bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Fergisson shoots in for a takedown but Taille shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
A big left from Taille misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Taille.
Taille throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Taille rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fergisson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fergisson has a takedown stuffed.
Taille throws a series of punches but Fergisson avoids them all with ease.
Fergisson closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Fergisson lands in his opponent's guard.
Fergisson throws a big right hand that misses.
Fergisson wants to control from the top but Taille keeps moving.
Taille has momentary wrist control but Fergisson slips an elbow through the middle.
Taille keeping moving, preventing Fergisson from controlling successfully.
Taille wants to stand but Fergisson is controlling the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Fergisson is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Fergisson postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fergisson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fergisson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Taille scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Taille swinging wildly here.
Fergisson looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Taille!
Fergisson looking to control but Taille is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson is working for a guillotine from mount but Taille frees his head quite easily.
Fergisson gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!
Fergisson throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Fergisson shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Taille napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Fergisson tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Fergisson is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Taille is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Fergisson moves into full mount!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Taille is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Taille is bucking up trying to escape but Fergisson cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fergisson connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Fergisson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fergisson raining down shots from the mount!
Fergisson lands a heavy elbow.
Taille has left one of his arms exposed and Fergisson doesn't need a second invitation. He's isolated it and locked on a tight armbar. Taille screams and taps out, obviously in a lot of pain. Hopefully there isn't permanent damage to that arm.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Turd Fergisson!
Turd Fergisson is the new lightweight champion!
A very excited looking Turd Fergisson made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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