PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Santa ButtHead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Strong Condition (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

ButtHead
vs
Condition

175 cm
19
215 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

200 cm
19
210 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Prefers standup

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry

Black Belt Nutrition #=========||=========#

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Santa ButtHead!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Strong Condition!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Paulsen Ambrosius and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Condition lands with a kick to the temple. ButtHead shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Condition tries to close the distance and clinch but ButtHead swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Condition moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
ButtHead takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
ButtHead misses with a takedown attempt - Condition sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Condition tries to clinch up.
Condition goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
ButtHead steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Condition. That one must have hurt.
Condition tries to close the distance and clinch up but ButtHead swats him away and circles back towards the center.
ButtHead will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Condition. That's going to slow ButtHead down.
ButtHead is trying hard to land a takedown here. Condition sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Santa ButtHead. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Condition tries to clinch up but ButtHead circles away and keeps his distance.
ButtHead tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Condition swivels and escapes.
Condition closes the distance looking to clinch

and ButtHead counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Condition is trying to stand up here but ButtHead is controlling him well.
Condition trying to control here.
ButtHead drops an elbow to the side of Condition's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
ButtHead scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
ButtHead thows a huge punch but Condition dodges it nicely.
Condition looks like he's trying to stand up.
Ground and pound from ButtHead.
ButtHead working the head and body with strikes.
ButtHead is thwarting Condition's attempts to control the position.
ButtHead has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
ButtHead performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Condition is trying to stand back up but ButtHead is controlling him

That's three minutes gone in the round.
ButtHead working the head and body with strikes.
Ground and pound from ButtHead.
Condition won't allow ButtHead to pass to mount.
Condition taking some punishment here, with ButtHead in his half guard.
ButtHead lands strikes from half guard.
Condition is trying to defend against the ground and pound but ButtHead scores with a couple of nice shots.
ButtHead is figuring out what he wants to do next.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

ButtHead is looking for a kimura but Condition is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for ButtHead to get the leverage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
ButtHead tries to pass the half guard into mount. Condition knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
ButtHead looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
ButtHead lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
ButtHead not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
ButtHead winds up and cracks Condition with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Condition taking some punishment here, with ButtHead in his half guard.
ButtHead working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

Condition is rocked!
ButtHead works his way into full mount!
Condition is still in real trouble! Can ButtHead finish him?
ButtHead lands a big elbow - Condition is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Condition is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Santa ButtHead!
A relieved looking Santa ButtHead thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.