PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Albert Einstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuey Chuleta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Chuey Chuleta was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Einstein
vs
Chuleta

169 cm
30
165 lbs
18 - 7 - 0

183 cm
27
181 lbs
15 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Albert Einstein !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chuey Chuleta!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chuleta connects with a right hand. Einstein shakes it off.
Chuleta swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Einstein smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Chuleta connects with a body shot.
Chuleta cracks Einstein with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

Einstein bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Chuleta gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Einstein tries to pass to full mount but Chuleta defends it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chuleta slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Chuleta has his hands on Einstein 's head, controlling the position.

Chuleta working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Einstein doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Einstein manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Einstein trying to control the position from guard on top but Chuleta is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Chuleta is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Einstein forces his way into half guard.
Einstein not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Einstein throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chuleta misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Chuleta is trying to control but can't.
Chuleta won't allow Einstein to pass to mount.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Einstein throws a strike but Chuleta avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Einstein being controlled here momentarily.
Chuleta utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Einstein works over Chuleta with some ground and pound from guard.
Chuleta looking to control.
Einstein trying to control but Chuleta is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Einstein scoring with punches to the head and body.
Chuleta is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Einstein preventing the sweep.
Einstein trying to control the position from guard on top but Chuleta is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Chuleta working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Einstein .
Einstein preventing the sweep.
Einstein lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Chuleta not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Einstein looking to pass the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chuleta being controlled here, momentarily.
Einstein postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Einstein working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Chuleta keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
Chuleta is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Einstein trying to control but Chuleta is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Einstein throws a head kick that misses.
Chuleta throws an overhand right that lands on Einstein 's shoulder, as Einstein tries to avoid the shot.
Einstein throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chuleta sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Einstein displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Chuleta throws out the jab.
Chuleta dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Einstein misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nice jab there from Chuleta.
Chuleta tried to score with a low kick but Einstein checks it.
Chuleta moves out of range of the body kick from Einstein .
Chuleta defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Einstein .
Chuleta thows a body shot but no joy.
That kick from Einstein tenderised Chuleta's leg. Chuleta is trying to keep his angry face on.
Chuleta scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Einstein shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Chuleta defending well as Einstein loads up on a big left hand.
Chuleta misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Einstein .

That's one minute gone in the round.
Einstein uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chuleta.
Einstein looks to land a body kick but Chuleta moved away.
Einstein wants to clinch.
Chuleta moves out of range of the body kick.
Chuleta looks to land a right hand but Einstein moved out of range.
Einstein takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Chuleta checks a leg kick nicely.
Einstein jabs Chuleta to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Chuleta throws a body punch but Einstein moves out of range.
Chuey Chuleta is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chuleta cracks Einstein with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Chuleta works the jab nicely.
Einstein lands with a kick to the ribs.
Chuleta misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Einstein .
Chuleta waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Einstein .

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Einstein throws a half hearted mid kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Einstein blocks a jab.
Einstein is looking to score with low kicks.
Chuleta slips a straight right by Einstein .
Nice jab there from Chuleta.
Chuleta moves away from the strike by Einstein .
Einstein slips under a jab from Chuleta.
A lazy body kick from Einstein
and Chuleta counters with a stiff right hand.
Einstein throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Chuleta bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Chuleta swings for the body but Einstein moves out of range.
Einstein throws a sloppy body shot
and Chuleta cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nice body punch from Einstein .
Chuleta misses with a looping left.
Chuleta slaps away a takedown attempt from Einstein , before circling back to the center of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Einstein wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Einstein scores with a head kick.

It looks like Chuey Chuleta has been cut.
Chuleta thuds a left hand into Einstein 's body.
Chuleta takes a swing at Einstein 's ribcage but misses.
Chuleta throws a jab but it's blocked by Einstein .
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Einstein lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chuleta has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chuleta and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Einstein uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Chuleta.
Chuleta cracks Einstein with a good jab.
Chuleta has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Einstein fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Chuleta connects with a body shot that sends Einstein 's belly button to the back.
Einstein doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Chuleta counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Albert Einstein . That's going to take a lot out of him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Einstein keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Einstein misses with an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body kick there by Einstein .
Chuleta throws a hook but Einstein blocks it.
Chuleta doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Chuleta misses with a left hand
and Einstein counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Chuleta lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

Einstein is rocked!
Chuey Chuleta seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Chuleta drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Einstein 's head, knocking him out cold! Chuleta is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Chuey Chuleta!