PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ronny Bruvik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wacko Warner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bruvik comes to the ring accompanied by Rånny Bruvik. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Bruvik
vs
Warner

160 cm
26
140 lbs
16 - 7 - 1

225 cm
30
144 lbs
21 - 11 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Red Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Hellraiser Fightgear ($10 Clothing)

Brute
Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ronny Bruvik!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Wacko Warner!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Daniel Franklin and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bruvik moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bruvik walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Warner checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Bruvik uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Warner.
Warner is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Warner looks to score with a jab to the body but Bruvik is just out of range.
Warner throws a jab when Bruvik was well out of range.
Warner tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bruvik was well out of range. Poor timing from Warner.
Bruvik throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bruvik uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Warner.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bruvik lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Warner has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Warner and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bruvik lands with a nice body kick.
Warner misses with an uppercut. Bruvik saw that one coming.
Warner wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Warner crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Bruvik - the referee stops the clock and Warner gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Bruvik. Warner manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Bruvik jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bruvik staying out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Warner missing with a left hand there. Bruvik was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Warner fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bruvik slips under a jab from Warner.
Warner closes the distance but Bruvik moves to the side
and Bruvik counters with a nice low kick that buckles Warner's knee momentarily.
Bruvik scores with a jab to the body.
Bruvik throws a half hearted mid kick.
Warner wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Warner misses with a left hand
and Bruvik counters with a nice uppercut.
Warner throws a jab when Bruvik was well out of range.
Bruvik swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A slow jab from Warner misses its intended target.
Bruvik tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Warner tries to clinch up
and Bruvik counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Warner ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bruvik moves away.
Warner throws a hook but Bruvik blocks it.
Warner avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bruvik scores with a nice body kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bruvik slips under a jab from Warner.
Bruvik throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bruvik ducks under a wild hook from Warner.
A big left from Warner misses.
Warner throws a lazy right hand but Bruvik sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bruvik tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Warner was well out of range. Poor timing from Bruvik.
Bruvik cracks the inside of Warner's front leg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bruvik throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Warner lands with an uppercut that bounces Bruvik off the ropes and back into range.
Nice shot lands for Warner.
Bruvik keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Warner.
Warner just misses with a punch to the body.
Bruvik on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Warner misses with a straight left.
Warner pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Warner scores with a hook.
A big left from Warner misses.
Warner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bruvik.
Bruvik keeps the fight on the outside.
Bruvik looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bruvik blocks a jab.
Bruvik lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bruvik misses with a head kick.
Bruvik thows a body shot but no joy.
A swing and a miss from Bruvik.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Warner misses the jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bruvik. Warner does a little dance to reset his feet.
Warner throws a hook to the side of Bruvik's head but Bruvik sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bruvik is looking to wear down Warner with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Warner thows a body shot but no joy.
Bruvik tries to land a front kick but Warner steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bruvik thows a body shot but no joy.
Bruvik throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wacko Warner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Warner throws the left hand but Bruvik avoids the punch easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Wacko Warner will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Warner lands with a good body shot.
Bruvik tries to clinch but Warner is having none of it.
A big right from Warner misses.
Bruvik moves out of range of the strikes.
Warner takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Warner jabs Bruvik to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Bruvik buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A big right from Warner misses.
Warner looks to land a left hand but Bruvik moved out of range nicely.
Bruvik steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Warner.
Bruvik bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Warner is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Bruvik lands a nice leg kick that just misses Warner's sensitive parts.
Warner scores with a nice head shot.
Warner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bruvik.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Warner tries to clinch but Bruvik moves out of range.
Bruvik ducks under a wild hook from Warner.
Nice body punch from Warner.
Some wild striking there from Bruvik.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bruvik.
Bruvik connects with a body shot that sends Warner's belly button to the back.
Bruvik misses with a hook.
Warner misses the jab.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bruvik, right into the meat.
A cross from Warner lands.
Bruvik throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Warner misses with a wild body shot.
Bruvik keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Warner throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bruvik sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bruvik tries to land a leg kick but Warner saw it coming and moves away.
Bruvik fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Warner has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Warner has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Bruvik.
Warner misses with a looping left.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Warner crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Bruvik - the referee stops the clock and Warner gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Bruvik. Warner manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Bruvik throws a chopping leg kick but Warner manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Bruvik throws a nice outside leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bruvik. That's going to slow Warner down.
Warner steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Bruvik. That one must have hurt.
Bruvik misses with a kick to the body.
Bruvik looks to land a body kick but Warner moved away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Warner on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bruvik. Bruvik obviously looking to wear him down.
Warner misses with a wild body shot.
Bruvik misses with a kick to the body.
Warner chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bruvik can pounce on him.
Bruvik looks to score with a jab to the body but Warner is just out of range.
Warner misses with a straight right.
Bruvik steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Warner.
Bruvik looks for the body kick but Warner saw that one coming.
Warner thows a body shot but no joy.
Warner missing with a left hand there. Bruvik was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Warner misses with a straight left.
Bruvik ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Warner moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bruvik fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Warner manages to avoid it.
Warner's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Warner scores with a jab. Bruvik acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Warner blocks a jab.
Warner throws a hook but Bruvik blocks it.
Warner throws out a loose jab but Bruvik uses good head movement to avoid it.
Warner thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bruvik loads up on a big right hand but Warner slips the punch.
Warner misses with a looping left.
Warner misses with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Warner darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bruvik tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Warner is able to avoid easily.
Bruvik fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bruvik takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ronny Bruvik dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Bruvik dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bruvik is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Warner's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Bruvik pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bruvik blocks a jab.
Warner misses with a hook. Bruvik ducked under it nicely.
Warner moves in looking to clinch but Bruvik pushes him off.
Warner rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bruvik counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bruvik delivers a nice body kick.
Warner throws a big shot that misses.
A swing and a miss from Warner.
Warner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bruvik takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Bruvik lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bruvik missing with a left hand there. Warner was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Warner swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Warner. Bruvik does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bruvik misses with a body kick.
Warner misses with an uppercut.
Bruvik throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Warner takes the fight into the clinch.
Warner fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bruvik tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Warner escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Warner looks to throw the jab but Bruvik is out of range.
Bruvik throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bruvik cracks the inside of Warner's front leg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Warner misses with a wild body shot.
Bruvik lands a leg kick that knocks Warner off balance momentarily.
Warner lands a right hook to the body.
Warner looks to land a left hand but Bruvik moved out of range nicely.
Warner fails in his attempt to clinch.
Warner throws a looping overhand right but Bruvik ducks down to avoid it.
Warner loads up on a big right hand but Bruvik slips the punch.
Warner swings for the body but Bruvik moves out of range.
Bruvik steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Warner.
Bruvik throws a sloppy head kick and Warner moves out of range easily.
Warner works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bruvik throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Warner throws a jab but it's blocked by Bruvik.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bruvik throws a series of punches but Warner moves out of range.
Warner tries to clinch up.
Warner throws the left hand but Bruvik avoids the punch easily.
Warner takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bruvik bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Warner works Bruvik's body with a nice hook.
Bruvik avoids the body shot from Warner.
Bruvik is looking to land body kicks.
Bruvik walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Bruvik has Warner up against the ropes in a clinch.
Bruvik misses with a body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bruvik keeps control of Warner as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Bruvik pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Warner misses with a body shot.
Bruvik lands a jab.
Warner looks to clinch
and Bruvik counters with a leg kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Warner. That snapped Bruvik's head back.
Bruvik uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Warner.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bruvik cracks the inside of Warner's front leg.
Warner misses with a body shot.
Bruvik defending well as Warner loads up on a big left hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Bruvik closes the distance and pushes Warner back into the ropes.
Bruvik lands a knee to the body.

Warner breaks from the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Wacko Warner.
I think Warner has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Wacko Warner!
Wacko Warner gave a mention to Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).