PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thiagulu Paiskbah (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Wha
vs
Paiskbah

225 cm
23
300 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

202 cm
20
288 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Thiagulu Paiskbah!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Alexandre Firmino and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wha jabs Paiskbah right on the nose. Paiskbah blinks but takes it well.

It looks like Thiagulu Paiskbah has been cut.

Wha cracks Paiskbah with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Paiskbah looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Wha finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wha misses with a straight left.
Wha defending well as Paiskbah loads up on a big left hand.
Paiskbah shoots in for a takedown but Wha shows good takedown defense.
Wha misses with a looping right.
Paiskbah closes the distance and clinches up with Wha, looking for a takedown. Paiskbah pushes Wha against the cage but Wha circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Wha fails in his attempt to clinch.
Paiskbah swats away the attempt to clinch by Wha.

Wha drops Paiskbah with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Paiskbah looks back up at him and smiles so Wha waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Paiskbah is rocked!

That has opened up Thiagulu Paiskbah's cut even more.

Wha clinches.
Paiskbah is still on wobbly legs! Can Wha finish him?

Wha breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wha ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Paiskbah out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bleh Wha!
Bleh Wha is the new super heavyweight champion!
Bleh Wha decided to call for a title shot in his post fight interview, which was very strange given the fact this fight was for a title and he's already the champion. I guess that's what getting punched in the head does for you.