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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ho Lulu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Iron Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Iron Balls is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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275 lbs
0 - 2 - 0 |
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225 cm
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300 lbs
0 - 4 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Decent elbows
Good in bed |
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BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ho Lulu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Iron Balls!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Robert Twigg and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lulu shoots in but Balls avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Lulu darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Lulu controlling the action here.
Balls looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Lulu controlling the pace.
Lulu frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Balls looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good control from Lulu.
You can see the frustration on Balls's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Balls trying to control but not successfully.
Lulu has the hooks in. Balls is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Balls is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Balls rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balls looking for submissions off his back.
Lulu looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Lulu not doing much here.
Balls preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balls is trying to stand.
Balls wants to improve his position but Lulu is controlling well.
Balls pushes Lulu off looking to stand but Lulu dives back in and keeps control.
Lulu stalling.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Lulu.
Balls rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lulu moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Balls motions for Lulu to come forward. Balls throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Iron Balls is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Balls fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lulu has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lulu tries to clinch but Balls is having none of it.
No joy there for Balls, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Lulu shoots in for a takedown but Balls shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ho Lulu. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Balls throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lulu.
Balls throws a series of punches but Lulu moves out of range.
Lulu tries to score a power double leg takedown but Balls sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Lulu somewhat.
Decent striking displayed by Balls there.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Balls feints a jab promting Lulu to slip. Balls then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Lulu slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Iron Balls will probably get the nod.
That's time! Lulu's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Balls with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Lulu has Balls up against the cage in a clinch.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Balls is trying to break the clinch but Lulu is controlling him.
Balls gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Lulu.
Lulu dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Balls throws a head punch that misses.
Balls prevents the takedown attempt.
Lulu creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Balls's defenses.
It looks like Iron Balls has been cut.
Lulu using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Lulu stalls.
Balls tries to pull guard but Lulu forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Balls is trying to pull guard but Lulu turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Lulu is looking to take this one to the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ho Lulu. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lulu is trying to trip Balls. He has hold of a leg but Balls is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Lulu persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Lulu's corner is telling him to maintain position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balls is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Lulu is controlling him.
Lulu postures up in Balls's guard and throws a big left but Balls blocks it.
Lulu controls from within his opponent's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Balls keeping moving, preventing Lulu from controlling successfully.
Balls looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Lulu passes into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lulu throwing shots but Balls is blocking nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balls is pressing down on Lulu's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Balls being controlled here, momentarily.
Balls can't keep his opponent in guard - Lulu advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Lulu slows the pace down in half guard.
Balls trying to hold on to Lulu's head to control him but Lulu postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Balls trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
Balls sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Lulu wants to take a breather but Balls is having none of it.
Balls is trying to get back to full guard.
Balls throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lulu is controlling the pace.
Balls looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ho Lulu dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Iron Balls's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Lulu is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Balls is defending well.
Lulu tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Balls avoids it.
Balls is trying to break the clinch but Lulu has him pressed against the cage.
Balls jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Lulu walks away with a smile on his face. Balls gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Balls stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Balls wants it to stay on the feet.
Balls misses with a body kick.
Nice takedown defense from Balls. No joy for Lulu on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ho Lulu. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Balls rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lulu moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Balls defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Lulu.
Balls clobbers Lulu with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Balls scores with a nice body kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Balls.
Balls lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lulu on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Balls throws a series of punches but Lulu moves out of range.
Lulu tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Balls swivels and escapes.
Balls misses with a head kick.
Balls misses with a double jab.
Iron Balls seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Balls lands a right hook to the body.
Lulu dodges the punch combination from Balls.
Nice takedown defense from Balls. No joy for Lulu on that attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balls throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lulu misses with a takedown attempt - Balls sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Balls lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Balls displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Lulu.
Balls scores with a body shot.
Balls lands a nice shot that snaps Lulu's head back.
Lulu blocks a head kick by Balls.
Lulu tries to score a power double leg takedown but Balls sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Lulu somewhat.
Balls throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balls drops Lulu with a beautiful combination! Lulu stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Balls is looking for the KO!
Lulu is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lulu takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Oh Lulu is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A punch lands to the side of Lulu 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Balls misses with a head kick.
Balls thuds a left hand into Lulu's body.
Balls closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Lulu! Balls dives in looking to finish! Lulu is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Iron Balls!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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