PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dead Sexeh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ho Lulu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Dead Sexeh has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Sexeh
vs
Lulu

150 cm
26
330 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

215 cm
25
275 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Good elbows
Enjoys gardening

Brute
Springfield HW Nutrition

Just Fight

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dead Sexeh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ho Lulu!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from Sexeh.
Sexeh works the jab nicely.
Lulu shoots in but Sexeh avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Lulu ducks under a wild hook from Sexeh.
Lulu shoots for a double leg takedown but Sexeh sprawls well. He's pushed Lulu's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Lulu keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sexeh.
Lulu fails with a takedown attempt.
Dead Sexeh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ho Lulu.
Lulu ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sexeh throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Sexeh misses.
Lulu checks a leg kick.
Lulu displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sexeh throws out the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lulu is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sexeh misses with a hook. Lulu ducked under it nicely.
Sexeh moves into range and connects with a jab.
Sexeh throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lulu shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Sexeh sprawls well. Sexeh wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Lulu gets slowly back to his feet.
Lulu blocks a jab.
Lulu slips a jab from Sexeh.
Sexeh throws a jab but it's blocked by Lulu.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lulu looks for a takedown but Sexeh sprawls well.
Dead Sexeh seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sexeh misses with a lunging right hand

and Lulu counters by clinching up.
Lulu misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sexeh.
Sexeh wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Lulu has him pressed against the cage.
Lulu blocks a body shot from Sexeh.
Lulu goes for a takedown attempt but Sexeh pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Lulu shoots for a takedown but Sexeh saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sexeh. Lulu does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lulu changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Sexeh tries to avoid it but Lulu manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Sexeh to the ground. Sexeh escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lulu shoots for a double leg takedown but Sexeh sprawls well. He's pushed Lulu's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sexeh jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A telegraphed right hand from Sexeh misses the target.
Sexeh lands a nice hook to Lulu's body. Lulu takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Sexeh throws a jab but it's blocked by Lulu.
Lulu drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Lulu keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sexeh.
Sexeh is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Nice defenses there by Lulu.
Sexeh swings for the body but Lulu moves out of range.
Sexeh paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Lulu shoots in but Sexeh avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Sexeh throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lulu sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sexeh misses with an uppercut

and Lulu counters by clinching up.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lulu tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sexeh avoids it.
Sexeh being controlled against the cage.
Lulu wants to take the fight to the mat but Sexeh manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Lulu tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sexeh avoids it.
Lulu has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Sexeh is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sexeh takes a knee to the side of the body.
Sexeh looking to stall.
Lulu goes for a takedown in the clinch but Sexeh prevents it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dead Sexeh dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Sexeh is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lulu.
Sexeh cracks Lulu with a good jab.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Lulu.
Sexeh tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lulu was well out of range. Poor timing from Sexeh.
Lulu shoots in for a takedown but Sexeh shows good takedown defense.
Sexeh punishes Lulu's body with a nice straight punch.
A swing and a miss from Sexeh.
Lulu shoots in for a double leg but Sexeh sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Dead Sexeh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ho Lulu.
Lulu fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Lulu is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sexeh misses with a straight right.
Sexeh scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A big right from Sexeh misses.
Sexeh avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sexeh misses with a double jab.
Sexeh tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lulu was well out of range. Poor timing from Sexeh.
Lulu misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Lulu is trying hard to land a takedown here. Sexeh sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Sexeh misses with a looping left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lulu looks to clinch
and Sexeh counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dead Sexeh is winning the standup battle so far.
Sexeh swinging wildly here.
Sexeh is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Lulu's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
A jab from Sexeh misses.
Dead Sexeh is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sexeh throws a shot from downtown. Lulu moves away and avoids it.
Sexeh swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sexeh throws a shot from downtown. Lulu moves away and avoids it.
Sexeh misses with a hook. Lulu ducked under it nicely.
Lulu uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sexeh.
Lulu fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lulu will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Lulu looks for a takedown but Sexeh sprawls well.
Sexeh jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lulu shoots for a double leg takedown but Sexeh sprawls well. He's pushed Lulu's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Lulu fails with a takedown attempt.
Lulu fails to land the takedown.
Sexeh scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lulu's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sexeh connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Lulu scrambles back to his feet.
Lulu shoots in but no luck this time.
Sexeh misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lulu.
A shot to the liver by Sexeh. Beautiful body shot.
Lulu keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sexeh.
Sexeh connects with a looping right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sexeh lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Sexeh thows a left - swing and a miss!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dead Sexeh dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Lulu changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Sexeh tries to avoid it but Lulu manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Sexeh to the ground. Sexeh escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Lulu misses with a takedown attempt - Sexeh sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Lulu takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Lulu doesn't manage to clinch there - Sexeh circles away.
Lulu ducks under a wild hook from Sexeh.
Sexeh stuffs the takedown.
Dead Sexeh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ho Lulu.
Sexeh throws a good cross that connects.
Lulu shoots in but no luck this time.
Lulu ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Lulu takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Sexeh throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sexeh throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Lulu counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Lulu is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Lulu tries to land knees in the clinch but Sexeh avoids the damage to the body.
Sexeh gets underhooks to prevent Lulu's takedown attempt.
Lulu goes for a takedown in the clinch but Sexeh prevents it.
Sexeh lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Sexeh lands a nice shot to the body.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Sexeh tries to stall but Lulu uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

Sexeh escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lulu tries to score a power double leg takedown but Sexeh sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Lulu somewhat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sexeh swings for the body but Lulu moves out of range.
Sexeh swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sexeh digs a good body shot into Lulu's ribs.
A jab lands there for Sexeh.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sexeh misses with an uppercut.
Sexeh misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lulu.
Lulu uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sexeh.
Sexeh misses with a straight left.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sexeh throws a right hand that misses

and Lulu counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Lulu.
Lulu is looking for a takedown.
Lulu wants a takedown but no success here.
A body shot lands from Sexeh.
Sexeh slows down the pace here.
Lulu is trying desperately to land a takedown but Sexeh is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Lulu.
Lulu drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A nice left hand lands by Sexeh.
A short body shot lands from Sexeh as the two fighters clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sexeh gets underhooks to prevent Lulu's takedown attempt.
Lulu is trying to stall.
Sexeh leaning against his opponent.
Sexeh is pressed up against the cage. Lulu has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Sexeh down to the mat. Sexeh avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Sexeh fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Sexeh misses with a straight left.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lulu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sexeh.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sexeh throws a big shot that misses.
Ho Lulu has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lulu looks to land a left hand but Sexeh moved out of range nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dead Sexeh showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Sexeh, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dead Sexeh!
Dead Sexeh very nearly forgot to thank Brute amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.