PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ty Kicks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borsh Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kicks has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Borsh Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Kicks
vs
Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki

185 cm
22
220 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

215 cm
22
275 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ty Kicks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Borsh Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Cecil Peabody and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki checks the leg kick nicely there.
Kicks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Kicks tries a head kick but it misses.
Kicks lands with a kick to the temple. Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki clinches up with Kicks and pushes him back against the cage.
Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kicks backwards.
Kicks is breathing heavily.
A right hook to the body lands for Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki.
Kicks is trying to break free.
Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki lands a right hand.
Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Kicks is rocked!
Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki lands a nice uppercut.
Oh Kicks is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kicks misses with a head kick.
Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki lands with a big left! Kicks is wobbled badly! Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Kicks to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Borsh Hatakuraytononindentsubastamenogariki!