PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Rajesh Koothrappali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dusty Onmeballs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Onmeballs is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Dusty Old Pu$$y - Funny. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Koothrappali
vs
Onmeballs

177 cm
22
148 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

170 cm
22
150 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Rajesh Koothrappali!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dusty Onmeballs!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Viktor Lagutenko and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Koothrappali stuffs the takedown.
Koothrappali looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Onmeballs will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Koothrappali throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Onmeballs darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Koothrappali trying to control here.
Koothrappali is looking for a sweep. Onmeballs is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Koothrappali moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

Koothrappali had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Onmeballs defends it easily.
Koothrappali is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Onmeballs got a little sloppy there for a moment and Koothrappali has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Onmeballs has managed to get both his arms back between Koothrappali's legs - danger averted.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Onmeballs postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Onmeballs slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Onmeballs with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Onmeballs lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Onmeballs lands a couple of digs.
Onmeballs lands a couple of digs.
Onmeballs landing with the ground and pound.
Onmeballs lands a couple of elbows.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Koothrappali is trying to control the position but Onmeballs postures up.
Onmeballs really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Koothrappali. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Koothrappali is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Onmeballs is aware though and is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Onmeballs connects with a couple of short punches.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Onmeballs landing with the ground and pound.
Onmeballs lands a couple of elbows.
Onmeballs keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Koothrappali's head.
Koothrappali is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Onmeballs stands and throws Koothrappali's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Koothrappali is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Onmeballs off and has taken his back!
Koothrappali is breathing heavily.
Koothrappali is trying to stick to Onmeballs's back but Onmeballs is turning into Koothrappali. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Koothrappali's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Onmeballs.
Onmeballs is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Koothrappali is trying to keep Onmeballs in close.
Koothrappali is really struggling to control Onmeballs but he's trying to hold on to the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Onmeballs working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Koothrappali is trying to keep Onmeballs in close.
Onmeballs is working Koothrappali over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Onmeballs is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Onmeballs looking to pass the guard.

Koothrappali throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Onmeballs escapes and throws Koothrappali's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Onmeballs scoring with punches and elbows.
Check out the look on Onmeballs's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Koothrappali struggling a bit here.
Onmeballs trying to control the action but Koothrappali is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Koothrappali is looking to reverse the position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Onmeballs working the ground and pound from side control.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Onmeballs cracks Koothrappali with a big right hand but Koothrappali just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Koothrappali is working to avoid the ground and pound but Onmeballs connects with a decent elbow.
Onmeballs taking a breather here.
Onmeballs cracks Koothrappali with a big right hand but Koothrappali just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Onmeballs works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Onmeballs working the body and head with strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Koothrappali is looking to regain half guard here but Onmeballs keeps moving and retains side control.
Koothrappali struggling a bit here.
Koothrappali takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dusty Onmeballs dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Koothrappali throws a leg kick which misses Onmeballs's front leg but catches the back leg as Onmeballs tries to avoid it.
Rajesh Koothrappali is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Onmeballs dives in and scores a takedown into Koothrappali's guard.
Onmeballs content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Koothrappali has momentary wrist control but Onmeballs slips an elbow through the middle.

Koothrappali is rocked!
Koothrappali has momentary wrist control but Onmeballs slips an elbow through the middle.
Oh Koothrappali is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Koothrappali controls Onmeballs momentarily but Onmeballs frees himself.
Onmeballs gets to his feet and stands over Koothrappali, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Koothrappali felt that one! Onmeballs unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Koothrappali from any more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dusty Onmeballs!
Dusty Onmeballs thanked the fans post fight for their support.