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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Albino Leffe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Sonofabeetch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sonofabeetch is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by the theme from the x files. Harry Sonofabeetch has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Albino Leffe's chin.
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255 lbs
9 - 3 - 0 |
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200 cm
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286 lbs
13 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Albino Leffe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Sonofabeetch!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sonofabeetch throws a combination that misses
and Leffe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
It looks like Harry Sonofabeetch has been cut.
Leffe takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
An inside leg kick from Sonofabeetch misses.
Leffe checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Leffe drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Harry Sonofabeetch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sonofabeetch fails with a takedown attempt.
Sonofabeetch throws a leg kick but Leffe checks it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Leffe has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Sonofabeetch.
A leg kick checked by Leffe.
Sonofabeetch steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Leffe.
Sonofabeetch drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
No joy there for Leffe, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sonofabeetch scores with a punch to the head.
Sonofabeetch moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sonofabeetch takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Leffe misses the jab.
Sonofabeetch throws a right hand that Leffe ducks under and follows up with a left that Leffe also avoids with ease.
Sonofabeetch uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Leffe.
Leffe misses with a straight right.
Sonofabeetch looks to land a combination but Leffe avoids it well.
Leffe swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Leffe moves into the clinch.
Sonofabeetch looking for a takedown.
Leffe misses with the head strike.
Sonofabeetch goes for a takedown attempt but Leffe pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Albino Leffe has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Harry Sonofabeetch.
Sonofabeetch moves into the clinch successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sonofabeetch has clasped his hands together around Leffe's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Sonofabeetch throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Sonofabeetch creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Leffe sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Sonofabeetch misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Sonofabeetch in side control lands a decent elbow.
Leffe wants to control but Sonofabeetch postures up.
Sonofabeetch working the strikes but Leffe uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Leffe is looking to control Sonofabeetch's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Leffe avoid being mounted?
Sonofabeetch is trying to control. Leffe wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Leffe is looking to improve his position.
Leffe moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Sonofabeetch with a flurry of punches that miss.
Sonofabeetch must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leffe looking for a sweep. Not yet Leffe, not yet.
Leffe utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Leffe avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Sonofabeetch is working Leffe over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Sonofabeetch throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Leffe works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Leffe trying to control the position.
Sonofabeetch throwing strikes from guard but Leffe blocks nicely.
Sonofabeetch throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Leffe works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Leffe working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Sonofabeetch.
Sonofabeetch is looking to work some ground and pound but Leffe has wrist control.
Sonofabeetch working some strikes from top position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sonofabeetch won't allow Leffe to sweep him here.
Sonofabeetch slips nicely into half guard.
Leffe is trying to control but can't.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Leffe avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Sonofabeetch.
Leffe is looking for a sweep. Sonofabeetch is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Sonofabeetch not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Sonofabeetch looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Sonofabeetch is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Leffe defends it well.
Sonofabeetch throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sonofabeetch sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Leffe defending well though.
Sonofabeetch is looking for a kimura here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Harry Sonofabeetch dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Harry Sonofabeetch's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Sonofabeetch throws a series of punches but Leffe moves out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Leffe as Sonofabeetch shoots in.
Sonofabeetch looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Sonofabeetch shoots in looking for a takedown but Leffe manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Sonofabeetch's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Albino Leffe has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Harry Sonofabeetch.
Leffe throws a right hand that Sonofabeetch ducks under and follows up with a left that Sonofabeetch also avoids with ease.
Leffe checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Leffe throws a lazy right hand but Sonofabeetch sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sonofabeetch lands a really nice looking cross but Leffe seems unphased.
Sonofabeetch takes the fight into the clinch.
Sonofabeetch goes for a takedown in the clinch but Leffe prevents it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Leffe misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sonofabeetch.
Leffe gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Leffe working Sonofabeetch over with strikes.
Sonofabeetch is staying active underneath Leffe, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Sonofabeetch is trying to stand.
Leffe not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Leffe lands strikes from half guard.
Leffe is working for a submission of some sort.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sonofabeetch is defending against the submission attempts here by Leffe.
Leffe thows a huge punch but Sonofabeetch dodges it nicely.
Leffe takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Leffe is looking to advance position but Sonofabeetch won't allow it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leffe throwing shots but Sonofabeetch is blocking nicely.
Nice strikes from Leffe there.
Sonofabeetch is trying to escape back to his feet but Leffe uses the scramble to pass into side control.
Leffe prevents Sonofabeetch from escaping the position.
Harry Sonofabeetch has got the better of the ground game so far.
Leffe is trying to ground and pound but Sonofabeetch uses the momentary lack of control by Leffe to regain half guard.
Leffe not landing any meaningful shots this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sonofabeetch is trying to stand up here but Leffe is controlling him well.
Sonofabeetch is refusing to be controlled, as Leffe sits in half guard.
Sonofabeetch kicks off Leffe and gets to his feet.
Sonofabeetch throws a chopping leg kick but Leffe manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Leffe stuffs the takedown attempt from Sonofabeetch. Sonofabeetch gets slowly back to his feet.
Leffe fails with the takedown.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sonofabeetch has a takedown stuffed.
Harry Sonofabeetch seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sonofabeetch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Albino Leffe dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Harry Sonofabeetch's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Sonofabeetch throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sonofabeetch is looking to slow Leffe down with leg kicks.
A jab from Sonofabeetch does it's job there.
Leffe tries to close the distance and clinch but Sonofabeetch swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Nice straight punches there by Sonofabeetch. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Sonofabeetch.
Leffe misses with a double jab.
Leffe defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Sonofabeetch.
Sonofabeetch lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Sonofabeetch stalks Leffe and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Leffe's face. Leffe staggers backwards, shaken.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from Leffe misses.
Sonofabeetch displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Leffe throws out the jab.
Sonofabeetch pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Leffe lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sonofabeetch at a distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Leffe uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sonofabeetch.
A bone on bone clash there as Leffe blocks the leg kick.
Leffe steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sonofabeetch.
Leffe needs to keep his hands up - Sonofabeetch had a free shot at his head there.
Sonofabeetch is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Leffe. Sonofabeetch does a little dance to reset his feet.
Leffe throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Sonofabeetch lands with an uppercut that bounces Leffe off the cage and back into range.
Leffe throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sonofabeetch.
Sonofabeetch tries for a takedown but Leffe circles away easily
and Leffe counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Sonofabeetch!
Sonofabeetch takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sonofabeetch taking shots to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Leffe wants to control the pace but Sonofabeetch is squirming around nicely.
Leffe raining down shots from the mount!
That has opened up Harry Sonofabeetch's cut even more.
Leffe lands a big elbow.
Harry Sonofabeetch's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Harry Sonofabeetch's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Albino Leffe!
A victorious Albino Leffe thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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