PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kong Po (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kong Po will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Ferguson
vs
Po

175 cm
25
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

189 cm
24
170 lbs
4 - 9 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good in bed

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kong Po!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Trevor Gratis and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ferguson closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Po quickly recovers to half guard.

Ferguson postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Po to stand up.
No luck for Po with that takedown attempt.

Ferguson closes the distance and pushes Po back into the cage.

Ferguson manages to break the clinch.

Ferguson is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Po's half guard.
Po moves into full guard.
Ferguson might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Po looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Po has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Ferguson can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Ferguson has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Po striking from the bottom here.
Po has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Ferguson wants to stand but Po is controlling his posture from full guard.

Po throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson tries to free his leg and advance position but Po is retaining full guard.

Ferguson stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Po tries for a takedown but Ferguson circles away easily
and Ferguson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Po misses with a takedown attempt - Ferguson sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kong Po.
Po doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Ferguson counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Ferguson.
Ferguson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Ferguson working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Ferguson lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.

Po looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Po tries to roll over but Ferguson keeps him under control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Ferguson stands up from half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Po will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Po shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ferguson defends it nicely.

Ferguson scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.

Ferguson stands up.
Ferguson is breathing heavily.
Po fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ferguson.
Ferguson wants to clinch.
Ferguson fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Ferguson defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Po.
Po looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Ferguson is fending him off so far but Po persists. Nope, Ferguson circles away and we're back to standing.
Po closes the distance and lands a one-two.

Ferguson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Ferguson breaks the clinch.

Ferguson closes the distance and pushes Po back into the cage.
Ferguson lands an elbow inside.

Ferguson breaks the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Po bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Po misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Po wants to control but Ferguson is keeping him busy.

Po is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Ferguson knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Ferguson is trying to get back to half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Po grinds an elbow into Ferguson's temple.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Ferguson leaves Po with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Po misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Po lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

Po tries to keep at a distance but Ferguson has taken the fight into the clinch.

Ferguson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Ferguson moves into the clinch successfully.

Ferguson pulls guard successfully.

Ferguson uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Po shoots in but Ferguson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kong Po.
Po gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Ferguson counters by clinching up.

Ferguson has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Po uses from the top position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Po drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Po jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Po drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Po jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Po is breathing heavily.
Po tries to free his leg and advance position but Ferguson is retaining full guard.

Ferguson manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Ferguson displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Po.
Po shoots and misses

so Ferguson counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

Ferguson gets to his feet. Po looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Po fails to land with a series of punches.
No luck for Po with that takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Ferguson rushes Po and presses him up against the cage.
Po takes an elbow to the forehead.
Ferguson lands a nice elbow.
Po is working for takedown but Ferguson is calmly controlling the position for now.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head.
Ferguson gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Po.

Ferguson manages to break the clinch.
Ferguson takes one to the chin there.
Ferguson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Po swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Po shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ferguson defends it nicely.
Kong Po seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Po throws a series of punches but Ferguson avoids them all with ease.
Po takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

Ferguson closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Po manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Po is trying to control. Ferguson wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

Po is looking for a kimura but Ferguson is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Po to get the leverage.

Po is trying to work for a kimura but Ferguson is defending well.

Ferguson kicks Po off and gets back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Po throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ferguson tries to clinch but Po moves out of range.
Po fails to land the takedown.

Ferguson closes the distance and clinches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Po's face.
Po has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Ferguson avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Ferguson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Po backwards.

Ferguson has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Po uses from the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ferguson keeping moving, preventing Po from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Po prevents Ferguson from getting back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Po fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

Ferguson clinches up against the cage.

Ferguson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Ferguson closes the distance and clinches.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Ferguson takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Po tries to score a body lock takedown but Ferguson shows good agility there to stay on his feet.

Ferguson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Ferguson bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Po is not content to let Ferguson control the position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Po prevents Ferguson from moving into mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson cracks Po with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Po manages to work his way to half guard, despite Ferguson's best efforts.
Ferguson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

Ferguson is looking for a kimura here.
Po regains full guard. Nicely done.
Ferguson wants to get up but he can't break Po's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Ferguson trying to control the position from guard on top but Po is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Po has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Ferguson doesn't defend quickly enough and Po has managed to lock this one up! Can Ferguson escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Po on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Kong Po!