PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Tiger Khan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tiger Khan is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Khan
vs
Dahmer

170 cm
22
165 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

185 cm
22
163 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Mundi Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tiger Khan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeffrey Dahmer!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Khan keeps the fight on the outside.
Khan misses the shot to the body.

Dahmer pushes Khan up against the cage in a clinch.
Dahmer throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Khan blocks it with crossed arms.
Dahmer looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Dahmer throws an elbow that misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Dahmer throws an elbow but misses.
Khan on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Dahmer lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Dahmer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Khan wants to get back to his feet.
Dahmer throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Dahmer sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Khan defending well though.
Dahmer has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Khan holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Khan won't allow Dahmer to pass to mount.
Khan is looking to escape.
Khan holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Khan misses with a body shot.
Dahmer throws a sloppy head kick and Khan moves out of range easily.
Khan stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Khan misses with the combination.
Tiger Khan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Khan throws a one two combo.
Khan swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dahmer just misses with a punch to the body.
Khan with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dahmer throws a looping overhand right but Khan ducks down to avoid it.
Dahmer slips under a jab.
Khan jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Dahmer tries for a takedown but Khan sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Dahmer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Khan looks to land a combination but Dahmer avoids it well.
Dahmer throws a head kick that misses.
Dahmer tries to clinch there but Khan circles away.
Khan circles away from the clinch attempt.
A nice combination there by Khan.
Khan takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer throws a left and a right that both miss
and Khan counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dahmer thinking.
Dahmer looks gassed!
Dahmer ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Khan connects with a looping right hand.
Dahmer tries to clinch there but Khan circles away.
Khan throws a right hand that Dahmer ducks under and follows up with a left that Dahmer also avoids with ease.
Dahmer fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A choreographed right hand from Dahmer misses the target.
Khan scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A right-left combo lands from Khan.

Dahmer has managed to clinch.
Dahmer wants a takedown but no success here.
Tiger Khan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jeffrey Dahmer.
Khan wants to get back to striking at distance but Dahmer won't allow it.

Khan breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Khan misses with a series of wild punches.
A head kick misses from Dahmer.
Khan lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Khan.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Khan.
A punch combination from Khan misses.
Dahmer tries to clinch but Khan is having none of it.
Dahmer shoots for a double leg takedown but Khan sprawls well. He's pushed Dahmer's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Khan scores with a jab. Dahmer acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Dahmer looks for the body kick but Khan saw that one coming.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Dahmer keeps control of Khan as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Khan managing to block the knees to the body from Dahmer.
Dahmer fails to pull guard.
Dahmer has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Khan is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Dahmer lands an elbow that stopped Khan in his tracks for a moment.

Khan is fighting off a takedown attempt but Dahmer is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Khan to the mat. Khan regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Khan keeping full guard, as Dahmer tries to pass.
Khan knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dahmer on the ground.
Dahmer works over Khan with some ground and pound from guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer trying to control the position from guard on top but Khan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Dahmer is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Dahmer trying to control the position from guard on top but Khan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.

Dahmer looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Khan!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Khan is trying to escape the mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tiger Khan dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

A combination from Khan does no damage.
Khan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dahmer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A punch combination from Khan misses.
Dahmer is looking to clinch.
Khan is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dahmer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dahmer tries a head kick but it misses.
Khan looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dahmer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dahmer has his takedown stuffed
and Khan counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dahmer thinking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circle momentarily. Khan darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dahmer tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Khan swivels and escapes.
Khan misses with a double jab.
Khan throws a head kick that misses
and Dahmer counters with a series of strikes. Khan will be more careful next time no doubt.
Khan rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dahmer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Khan swings for the body but Dahmer moves out of range.
Khan tries to bum rush Dahmer with a series of wild strikes but Dahmer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Khan uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dahmer has time to react.
Dahmer shoots in for a takedown but Khan shows good takedown defense.
Tiger Khan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jeffrey Dahmer.
Dahmer takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
No luck for Dahmer with that takedown attempt.
Khan misses with a wild combination.
Dahmer tries to clinch up.
Dahmer fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dahmer fails to land the takedown.

Dahmer forces Khan back against the cage and clinches.
Dahmer looking for a takedown.
Knees to the body from Dahmer.
Khan is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dahmer is keeping busy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Khan avoids the elbow strike from Dahmer, against the cage.

Dahmer wants the takedown. Khan is fighting it off but Dahmer persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Khan's guard against the cage.
Dahmer postures up and lands a big shot to Khan's brow.
Khan trying to control the position.
Dahmer trying to control but Khan is working from the bottom.
Khan utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

Khan is looking for a triangle but Dahmer pushes his legs off easily.
Khan looking for a sweep. Not yet Khan, not yet.
Dahmer stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Khan swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Khan manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Dahmer manages to get himself to full guard.
Khan won't allow Dahmer to sweep him here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Khan trying to control but Dahmer is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dahmer looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Khan controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Khan would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Khan looking to pass the guard.
Dahmer will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Khan preventing the sweep.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Dahmer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Khan counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dahmer looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Khan scores with a one two! Dahmer had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Khan looks to land a combination but Dahmer avoids it well.
Dahmer fails in his attempt to clinch.
A jab from Dahmer does it's job there.
Khan dodges the punch combination from Dahmer.
Khan swats away the attempt to clinch by Dahmer.
Tiger Khan is winning the standup battle so far.
Dahmer shoots for a takedown but Khan saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Khan lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Dahmer throws a series of punches but Khan moves out of range.
Dahmer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Khan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dahmer misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Khan counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Dahmer throws a sloppy head kick and Khan moves out of range easily.
Dahmer shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dahmer throws a nice head kick!
Khan throws a right hand that Dahmer ducks under and follows up with a left that Dahmer also avoids with ease.
Dahmer lands with a slapping head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Tiger Khan will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Dahmer tries a head kick but it misses.
Khan stuffs the takedown.
Khan slips a straight right by Dahmer.
Tiger Khan is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dahmer tries to clinch there but Khan circles away.
Dahmer thows a body shot but no joy.
Dahmer shoots for a double leg takedown but Khan sprawls well. He's pushed Dahmer's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Khan scores with a jab to the head.
Khan dodges the punch combination from Dahmer.
Khan lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Dahmer misses with a wild combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dahmer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Khan.

Dahmer shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Khan working a defensive guard here.
Dahmer is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Khan keeping full guard, as Dahmer tries to pass.
Dahmer wants to control from the top but Khan keeps moving.
Dahmer not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Khan keeping moving, preventing Dahmer from controlling successfully.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dahmer accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dahmer sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Khan keeping moving, preventing Dahmer from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Dahmer tries to free his leg and advance position but Khan is retaining full guard.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Khan will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Khan checks the leg kick nicely there.
Dahmer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Dahmer tries to clinch but Khan moves out of range.
Khan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Khan looks to land a combination. Dahmer sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Khan scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Dahmer misses with a double jab
and Khan counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Khan throws a series of punches but Dahmer avoids them all with ease.
Dahmer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Some wild striking there from Khan.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer looks to land a combination but Khan avoids it well.
Khan throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dahmer throws a head kick but Khan moves out of range.
Dahmer takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A big right from Dahmer misses.
Dahmer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Khan's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Khan duly obliges.
Khan throws a right hand that Dahmer ducks under and follows up with a left that Dahmer also avoids with ease.
Khan throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dahmer throws a combination that misses
and Khan counters with a nice uppercut.
Khan throws a right hand that Dahmer ducks under and follows up with a left that Dahmer also avoids with ease.
No joy there for Khan, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dahmer avoids a punch combination nicely.
Khan stuffs the takedown.
Tiger Khan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jeffrey Dahmer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dahmer scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

Dahmer closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Khan on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Jeffrey Dahmer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Khan is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Dahmer misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
An elbow from Dahmer crashes against the mat.
Dahmer controls the position from side control.
Dahmer wants to control but Khan is keeping him busy.
You can see the frustration on Khan's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Khan is not content to let Dahmer control the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jeffrey Dahmer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Khan has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tiger Khan!