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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fucke Keith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Keith kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Tool. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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223 lbs
18 - 14 - 0 |
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280 lbs
20 - 18 - 0 |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Fucke Keith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 18 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Dude!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Wagner Zegers and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dude lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Keith circles away quickly and effectively.
Keith closes this distance looking for a takedown but Dude circles away.
Dude lands a jab to Keith's midsection.
Dude misses the shot to the body.
Dude lands a jab to Keith's midsection.
Keith tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in the close the distance. Dude manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Some bone on bone action there as Keith checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dude moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
One Dude seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dude tried to score with a low kick but Keith checks it.
Dude misses with a double jab
and Keith counters with a takedown into side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Keith lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Sloppy strikes there by Keith.
Keith throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Keith tries to move to mount but Dude blocks the move with his legs.
Keith sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Dude is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dude tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Keith wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Sloppy strikes there by Keith.
Dude is trying to get back to his feet.
Dude can't do much from the bottom here.
Keith misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Keith throws an elbow but Dude slips to the side and avoids it well.
Dude struggling a bit here.
Keith looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Dude is avoiding damage well.
Keith has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Keith cracks Dude with a big right hand but Dude just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Dude keeping his opponent close.
Keith fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Keith scores with a couple of short elbows.
Check out the look on Keith's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dude struggling a bit here.
Dude tries to bench press Keith off him but Keith keeps the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Keith tries to move into full mount but can't pass Dude's legs.
Dude manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Dude is trying to get back to full guard.
Dude blocking the ground and pound attempt from Keith.
Dude is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Dude blocking the ground and pound attempt from Keith.
Dude is defending against the submission attempts here by Keith.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Dude is trying to stand up here but Keith is controlling him well.
Keith tries to pass the half guard into mount. Dude knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keith stops Dude from getting back to his feet.
Keith passes to full mount!
Dude is desperately trying to improve his position but Keith has a good base and remains in mount.
Keith punching from mount but Dude doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Keith is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Dude is surviving well by controlling Keith's body position as best he can.
Keith raining down shots from the mount!
Keith jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Dude manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Keith advances to mount.
Dude is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Dude is trying to get to the ropes to help him get back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dude is looking to improve his position but Keith isn't that keen on the idea.
Keith cracks Dude with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dude squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Keith with a couple of short strikes.
Keith working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Dude prevents any damage by holding on tight.
Keith lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Dude hang on?
Keith landing strikes from the mount and Dude is in trouble!
Keith punching from mount but Dude doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Keith fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dude is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Keith is in the full mount, landing strikes.
It looks like One Dude has been cut.
Dude trying desperately to get to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fucke Keith dominated that round.
The cut man is working on One Dude's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
A slow jab from Dude misses its intended target.
Dude tries to score with a low kick but Keith moves his leg out of the way.
Keith shoots in but Dude avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Nice takedown defense from Dude. No joy for Keith on that attempt.
Keith closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Dude tries to get to full guard but Keith has control of the leg.
Keith looks to land a strike but Dude avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Keith accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Keith wants to pass the guard but Dude is keeping the position.
Dude wants to stand but Keith is controlling the position.
Dude pushes Keith off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Dude swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Keith counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Keith.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Keith looking to pass the guard.
Dude pulls Keith in close to prevent any damage.
Dude is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Keith advances to half guard.
Keith is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Dude defends it well.
Dude has one foot on Keith's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Dude throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dude leaves Keith with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fucke Keith. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Keith fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dude throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dude throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dude moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Dude throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Keith dodges the punch combination from Dude.
Dude looks to score with a jab to the body but Keith is just out of range.
Keith will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
No luck for Keith with that takedown attempt.
Dude slaps away a takedown attempt from Keith, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dude lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Keith at a distance.
Some wild striking there from Dude.
Dude scores with a hook to the body. Keith takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dude throws a nice looking combination but Keith bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dude is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Keith rather than just go for the knockout.
Some wild striking there from Dude.
Dude throws a series of punches but Keith moves out of range.
No luck for Keith with that takedown attempt.
Dude throws a right and a left that both miss.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dude waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Keith.
Keith takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Dude looks to score with a jab to the body but Keith is just out of range.
Dude throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dude throws a nice looking combination but Keith bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dude lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Dude scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Keith takes a shot right to the bread basket.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Keith.
Dude walks into a straight right hand from Keith.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but One Dude will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on One Dude's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Dude misses with a few strikes there.
Keith fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dude lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Keith circles away quickly and effectively.
Keith dodges the punch combination from Dude.
Dude feints a jab promting Keith to slip. Dude then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Keith slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Fucke Keith is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Keith swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dude throws a right and a left that Keith avoids nicely.
Sloppy strikes from Dude. Those never looked like landing.
Dude leaves Keith with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Keith takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dude throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dude throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Keith counters with a one-two to the body.
Dude takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Keith changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Dude tries to avoid it but Keith manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Dude to the ground. Dude escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Keith looks for a takedown but Dude sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fucke Keith. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dude clobbers Keith with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Dude lands a jab to Keith's midsection.
Dude throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dude throws a series of punches but Keith moves out of range.
Keith has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dude.
Keith dodges the punch combination from Dude.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dude throws a right hand that Keith ducks under and follows up with a left that Keith also avoids with ease.
Dude lands a jab-cross combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dude fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Horrible takedown by Keith or perhaps it was just good defense by Dude which made him look bad.
Dude misses with a double jab
so Keith counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Keith wants to pass the guard but Dude is keeping the position.
Keith chips away with some ground and pound.
Keith wants to pass the guard but Dude is keeping the position.
Dude looking to hit a scissor sweep but Keith is one step ahead there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keith trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Keith throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dude is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Keith is controlling him.
Dude preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Keith is in close to Dude's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Keith tries to free his leg and advance position but Dude is retaining full guard.
Keith postures up.
Keith pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dude is keeping the position for now.
Keith pushing down on Dude's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Keith thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Keith is nestled in close to Dude, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Keith prevents Dude from standing back up.
Keith is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Dude doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Keith.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Keith moves nicely into side control.
Keith is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Dude knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Keith scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Dude to see if he's OK.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Keith in the domination position with Dude hanging on.
And that's the end of the fight!
Fucke Keith showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Keith has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 29:28
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fucke Keith!
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hype
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