PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jolly Giant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cole Jamison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Giant comes into the arena with Final Hour blaring out of the sound system. Jamison has chosen My Last Serenade by Killswitch Engage as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Giant
vs
Jamison

192 cm
33
280 lbs
24 - 11 - 0

195 cm
25
280 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jolly Giant!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cole Jamison!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Skip Squint and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Giant throws a looping overhand right but Jamison ducks down to avoid it.
Jamison swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Giant stalks Jamison and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Jamison's face. Jamison staggers backwards, shaken.

It looks like Cole Jamison has been cut.
Jamison circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nice shot by Giant.

Jamison closes the distance and pushes Giant back into the cage.
Good body shot from Jamison.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Giant misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jamison scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jamison lands a hook to the side of the head.
Giant is trying to maintain a safe position but Jamison gets an underhook and turns Giant into the cage.
Jamison lands with a right to the head.
Jamison scores a nice knee to the body.
Giant is breathing heavily.
A knee to the head by Jamison.
Jamison content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Jamison lands a right hand that snaps the head of Giant backwards.
Jamison scores with a shot to the side of Giant's head.
Jamison landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Jamison taking a breather.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jamison.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Jamison.
A short body shot lands from Jamison as the two fighters clinch.

Jamison drops Giant with a big knee straight up the middle! Giant is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Giant is rocked!

It looks like Jolly Giant has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jamison circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Giant tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Jamison wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Cole Jamison!
A relieved looking Cole Jamison thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.