PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Logen Glotka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Motörhead - Killed By Death. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Glotka
vs
Jeremy

197 cm
34
252 lbs
32 - 11 - 1

167 cm
32
280 lbs
18 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Logen Glotka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Glotka misses.
Glotka throws a body punch but Jeremy moves out of range.
Glotka misses with a body kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Jeremy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

It looks like Logen Glotka has been cut.
Jeremy scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Both fighters circling a little - Glotka finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jeremy misses with a straight right.
Jeremy missing with a left hand there. Glotka was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Glotka lands with an overhand left.
Glotka's corner calls for a 1-2. Glotka obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Jeremy tries to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Glotka ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Glotka connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Jeremy misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy slips a jab and a cross from Glotka.
Jeremy closes the distance but Glotka moves to the side
and Glotka counters with a left to the body.
Jeremy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Glotka counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jeremy thinking.
Glotka misses with a straight right.
Jeremy takes a jab right on the kisser.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Glotka scores with a hook.
Glotka thuds his shin into the meat of Jeremy's side.
Jeremy looks gassed!
Glotka buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Glotka is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Glotka.
Jeremy takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A slapping leg kick lands for Glotka.

Glotka feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Jeremy sprawling to the canvas! Jeremy rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Glotka finish him?!

Jeremy is rocked!

It looks like Ron Jeremy has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Glotka scores with a kick to the body.
Glotka scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jeremy doesn't seem bothered though.
Glotka lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jeremy at a distance.
Jeremy is holding his hands too far apart here. Glotka throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Jeremy is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Logen Glotka!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Logen Glotka made sure he mentioned Milwaukee's Best 160 SALE $150, along with how happy he was to win his fight.