PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lou Meatstock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Miller HighLife (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Meatstock might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Eminem - Not Afraid . Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Meatstock
vs
HighLife

192 cm
30
278 lbs
27 - 11 - 0

195 cm
26
285 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lou Meatstock!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Miller HighLife!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Summer Carpenter and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
HighLife misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Meatstock.
Meatstock throws a shot from downtown. HighLife moves away and avoids it.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Meatstock, as that shot connected.
A telegraphed right hand from Meatstock misses the target.
HighLife dodges the punch combination from Meatstock.
Meatstock takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Meatstock displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as HighLife throws out the jab.
Meatstock swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and HighLife counters with a stiff right hand.
HighLife throws a nice looking combination but Meatstock bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Meatstock throws an uppercut from half a mile away. HighLife sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Meatstock misses with a two punch combination.
HighLife throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Meatstock stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Lou Meatstock seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
HighLife slips under a jab from Meatstock.
Meatstock throws a series of punches but HighLife avoids them all with ease.
Meatstock moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Miller HighLife has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meatstock looks to throw the jab but HighLife is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meatstock slips a straight right by HighLife.
Meatstock thows a left - swing and a miss!
Meatstock misses the shot to the body.
HighLife lands a jab to the head.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by HighLife.
Meatstock throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and HighLife counters with an inside leg kick.
The fighters circling - Meatstock throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Meatstock is looking to score with low kicks.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as HighLife checks a leg kick.
Meatstock misses with a hook
and HighLife counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Meatstock ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Meatstock connects with a leg kick. HighLife looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meatstock misses the shot to the body.
Nice defenses there by HighLife.
HighLife uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Meatstock.
Meatstock throws a poor cross that misses
letting HighLife counter with a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
HighLife thows a body shot but no joy.
HighLife throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lou Meatstock is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
HighLife throws a looping overhand right but Meatstock ducks down to avoid it.
HighLife keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Meatstock throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A looping hook to the body misses from Meatstock. HighLife does a little dance to reset his feet.
Meatstock misses with a straight left.
Meatstock swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
HighLife throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Meatstock waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract HighLife.
HighLife cracks Meatstock with an open hand slap.
Meatstock misses with a looping right.
Meatstock swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A cross from Meatstock lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
HighLife staying out of range there.
Meatstock misses the shot to the body.
Meatstock takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Meatstock tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Meatstock misses with a hook
and HighLife cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
HighLife uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Meatstock.
Meatstock throws a head kick that misses.
Meatstock misses with a head kick.
HighLife tries to move into range but Meatstock moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
HighLife looks to land a left hand but Meatstock moved out of range nicely.
Meatstock misses with a body shot.
HighLife walks into a stiff left hand from Meatstock.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
HighLife connects with a good right hand that stumbles Meatstock. Meatstock circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Meatstock fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
HighLife scoring well with a low kick there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meatstock throws an overhand right that lands on HighLife's shoulder, as HighLife tries to avoid the shot.
HighLife is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Meatstock had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
HighLife rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Meatstock moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Meatstock throws a series of punches but HighLife moves out of range.
Meatstock takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Meatstock throws a low kick but HighLife avoids it.
Meatstock waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract HighLife.
Meatstock moves away from the strike by HighLife.

Meatstock tries to sprawl but HighLife drives through with a takedown into half guard.
HighLife throws a strike but Meatstock avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Meatstock utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Meatstock utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as HighLife accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
HighLife working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lou Meatstock dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Miller HighLife's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Meatstock falls off balance throwing a combination
and HighLife connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
HighLife misses with a straight left.
Meatstock misses with an uppercut
and HighLife counters with an inside leg kick.
Meatstock misses with an uppercut
and HighLife makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Meatstock throws a right hand that misses
and HighLife counters with a lovely shot to the body.
HighLife connects with a high kick.
Meatstock throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Meatstock throws a right and a left that both miss.
Meatstock misses with a hook. HighLife ducked under it nicely.
HighLife cracks the inside of Meatstock's front leg.
HighLife scores with a shot to the body.
Meatstock throws a poor cross that misses
and HighLife counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Meatstock moves out of range as HighLife strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Meatstock misses the jab.
Meatstock throws an off balance right hand
letting HighLife counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
HighLife connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Meatstock's hands.
HighLife slips under a jab from Meatstock.
Meatstock slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Meatstock takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Meatstock takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
HighLife lands the left hand.
HighLife takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
HighLife pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nice defenses there by HighLife.
HighLife ducks under a wild hook from Meatstock.
Meatstock misses with a looping left.
Meatstock misses with a body shot.
Meatstock swings widly with a right hand
and HighLife counters with a lovely straight right hand!
HighLife fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A looping hook to the body misses from Meatstock. HighLife does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lou Meatstock is winning the standup battle so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meatstock keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from HighLife.
HighLife lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
HighLife connects with a crisp jab.
Meatstock takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Meatstock throws a hook but HighLife avoids it easily.
HighLife throws a leg kick but Meatstock checks it.
HighLife moves out of range as Meatstock strikes.
HighLife is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Meatstock.
HighLife slips a straight right by Meatstock.
Meatstock throws a push kick but HighLife slaps the foot to one side.
Meatstock throws a sloppy head kick
and HighLife counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
HighLife feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Meatstocks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
HighLife shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Meatstock but Meatstock pushes him off and we're back to square one.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Meatstock slips a jab from HighLife.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
HighLife uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Meatstock.
Meatstock looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Meatstock looks to land a body kick but HighLife moved away.
HighLife displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Meatstock throws out the jab.
HighLife walks into a jab.
Meatstock loads up on a big right hand but HighLife slips the punch.
Meatstock waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract HighLife.
Meatstock misses with a wild body shot.
Meatstock throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Donk. HighLife catches Meatstock right on the button with a cross.
HighLife misses with a straight left.
Donk. Meatstock catches HighLife right on the button with a cross.
HighLife drops his hands momentarily and Meatstock takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Meatstock throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and HighLife counters with a good low kick that Meatstock was not able to check.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Meatstock throws the left hand but HighLife avoids the punch easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meatstock takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
HighLife cracks Meatstock with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Meatstock bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps HighLife's head backwards.
Meatstock tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and HighLife is able to avoid easily.
A big right from Meatstock misses.
HighLife tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick by Meatstock misses
and HighLife counters with a slapping leg kick.
Meatstock throws a head kick but HighLife moves out of range.
Meatstock walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. HighLife checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The fighters circling - Meatstock throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Meatstock tries to work over HighLife's front leg with a kick but HighLife checks it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Meatstock is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by HighLife.
Nice defenses there by HighLife.
Meatstock misses with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Lou Meatstock will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Miller HighLife's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

HighLife moves out of range of the strikes.
Meatstock looks to throw a body kick
and HighLife connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Meatstock misses with a hook. HighLife ducked under it nicely.
Meatstock misses with an uppercut. HighLife saw that one coming.
Meatstock throws a big shot that misses.
Meatstock on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Meatstock throws an overhand right that lands on HighLife's shoulder, as HighLife tries to avoid the shot.
HighLife bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Meatstock's hands are dropping dangerously low here and HighLife connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Meatstock scrambles back to his feet.
HighLife slips under a jab.
Meatstock pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
HighLife takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Meatstock misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from HighLife.
HighLife connects with a right hand. Meatstock shakes it off.

HighLife closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.

That's one minute gone in the round.
HighLife working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Meatstock wants to control but HighLife postures up.
HighLife throws an elbow but Meatstock slips to the side and avoids it well.
Meatstock managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by HighLife.
Meatstock is not content to let HighLife control the position.
Meatstock is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
HighLife is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Meatstock!
HighLife looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
HighLife has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
HighLife misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meatstock wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by HighLife.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
HighLife looking to ground and pound but Meatstock is blocking nicely.
HighLife trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Meatstock wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by HighLife.
Meatstock is looking to get to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meatstock is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
A nice elbow there by HighLife.

It looks like Lou Meatstock has been cut.
Meatstock is wriggling around trying to escape.
Meatstock is working hard here to advance position.
BOOM! HighLife connects with a massive shot to the dome!
HighLife working the ground and pound effectively.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
HighLife throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
HighLife dominating with strikes here.

Meatstock is rocked!

Lou Meatstock's cut is getting worse.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lou Meatstock's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Miller HighLife!
Miller HighLife is the new heavyweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Miller HighLife thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.