PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between James McCullen Destro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zerg Grylls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Destro comes to the cage accompanied by Cobra. Zerg Grylls is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

McCullen Destro
vs
Grylls

190 cm
18
245 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

195 cm
26
240 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, James McCullen Destro !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zerg Grylls!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Elvis Blanc and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Destro fails with the takedown.
Destro drops his hands momentarily and Grylls takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Destro gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Destro tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Grylls is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Destro buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Destro !! Destro is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Grylls throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zerg Grylls!
A very excited looking Zerg Grylls made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.