PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lars Larsen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rahman Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Larsen comes to the cage accompanied by Ennio Morricone - A Fistful Of Dollars. Rahman Jones acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Larsen
vs
Jones

195 cm
28
283 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

199 cm
23
295 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Brute
Perkele!

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lars Larsen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rahman Jones!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Micheangelo Fripello and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jones thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jones throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jones keeps the fight on the outside.
Larsen misses with a hook. Jones ducked under it nicely.
Jones avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A shot to the liver by Larsen. Beautiful body shot.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Larsen.

Larsen has Jones up against the cage in a clinch.

Jones escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Larsen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jones.
Jones tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Larsen was well out of range. Poor timing from Jones.

Larsen takes the fight into the clinch.
Jones is trying to break free.
Larsen unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Larsen has Jones pressed against the cage, preventing Jones from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Larsen misses with an elbow strike.
Larsen lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Larsen lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Jones looks gassed!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones blocks an elbow strike.
Jones is trying to break the clinch but Larsen has him pressed against the cage.
Larsen utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Larsen scores a nice knee to the body.
Larsen gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Rahman Jones has been cut.

Larsen drops Jones with a big knee straight up the middle! Jones is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A thudding body kick lands there by Larsen!

Larsen has managed to clinch.
Larsen lands an elbow that stopped Jones in his tracks for a moment.
Larsen gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Larsen scores with a knee to the head.
Larsen gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Larsen lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Larsen creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jones's defenses.

Jones is rocked!
Jones blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Larsen gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can Larsen finish him?

That has opened up Rahman Jones's cut even more.
Larsen lands an elbow inside.
Larsen creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jones's defenses.
Jones seems to have recovered his senses.
Nice elbow from Larsen.
Larsen controlling the action here for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Larsen lands a vicious elbow to the side of Jones's head that scrambles his senses and sends him wobbling down to the canvas! Larsen tries to finish him with strikes but Jones still seems able to defend himself so Larsen steps back and lets Jones get back to his feet - he wants no part of the ground game.
Jones slips under a jab.
Larsen tries to clinch up but Jones circles away and keeps his distance.

Larsen has closed the distance and engaged Jones in a clinch.
Jones tries to circle away but Larsen has him pinned against the cage.
Larsen creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jones's defenses.

The cut above Rahman Jones's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Larsen putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jones in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Jones letting Larsen take a breather here.
Larsen misses with an elbow strike.
Larsen keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jones's efforts to push away.
Jones looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Jones managing to block the knees to the body from Larsen.
Jones blocks the elbow strike.
Larsen comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Larsen drops Jones with a big knee straight up the middle! Jones is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Rahman Jones's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Larsen tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Larsen.
Larsen misses the jab.
Larsen throws a chopping leg kick but Jones manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A jab from Jones misses.
Jones throws a hook but Larsen avoids it easily.
Larsen throws a leg kick but Jones sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Jones checks a leg kick.

Larsen darts in and clinches Jones up against the cage.
Larsen lands an elbow just above Jones 's eye.
Jones dodges an elbow strike from Larsen.
Jones takes an elbow to the forehead.
Jones tries to break the clinch but Larsen is controlling the position.
Jones takes an elbow to the forehead.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Rahman Jones's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Lars Larsen!
Lars Larsen decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.