PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Something Else (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Saddam Hussain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Else's entrance music is TUF Theme song. A fine choice. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Else
vs
Hussain

171 cm
26
163 lbs
15 - 9 - 0

162 cm
33
155 lbs
24 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Springfield HW Nutrition
HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Something Else!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Saddam Hussain!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Dmitry Maklakov and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Else takes a swing at Hussain's ribcage but misses.
Hussain lands a jab.
Hussain swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hussain lands with a hook. Else tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Else moves out of range of the leg kick from Hussain.
Hussain lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hussain thumps Else with a low kick.
Hussain avoids the head kick by Else.
Hussain looks to land a right hand but Else moved out of range.
Hussain fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Else manages to avoid it.
Hussain blocks a head kick by Else.
Hussain connects with a body shot that sends Else's belly button to the back.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hussain misses with a straight left.
Else throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hussain. Else does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hussain cracks Else with an open hand slap.
A head kick misses from Else.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Else.
Else defending well as Hussain loads up on a big left hand.
Hussain looks to score with a jab to the body but Else is just out of range.
Hussain scores with a decent looking hook.
Hussain feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Elses jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Saddam Hussain seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hussain stuns Else with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A combination from Hussain does no damage.
Hussain lands a slapping body shot.
Hussain blocks a head kick by Else.
Hussain looks to score with a jab to the body but Else is just out of range.
Else throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Else chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hussain can pounce on him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Else throws a sloppy head kick and Hussain moves out of range easily.
Else bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hussain misses the shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Else misses with a looping left.
Else fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A clash of legs there as Else blocks the low kick.
Hussain avoids the body shot from Else.
Hussain connects with an inside leg kick.
Else keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hussain.
Hussain tries to work over Else's front leg with a kick but Else checks it.
Else doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Hussain connects with a body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hussain.
Else lands with a kick to the temple. Hussain shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Hussain misses with a wild body shot.
Hussain fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Else throws a head kick that misses.
Else walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Else fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hussain manages to avoid it.
Hussain blocks a head kick by Else.
Hussain lands a head shot.
Else misses with a wild body shot.
Else tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nice straight punches there by Hussain. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hussain.
Else keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hussain lands a really nice looking cross but Else seems unphased.
Else misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hussain lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Else at a distance.
Else is breathing heavily.
Else takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hussain cracks Else with an open hand slap.
A looping hook to the body misses from Else. Hussain does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hussain rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Else moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Else throws a head kick that misses.
Else throws a head kick but Hussain moves out of range.
Else throws a lazy body kick
and Hussain counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Else is rocked!
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Hussain throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Else is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Saddam Hussain!
Saddam Hussain thanked the fans post fight for their support.