PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gunnar Madsen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lime Lister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Lime Lister was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Madsen
vs
Lister

188 cm
31
269 lbs
17 - 11 - 0

190 cm
25
225 lbs
15 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gunnar Madsen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lime Lister!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Lou da Vinci and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Madsen looks to land a right hand but Lister moved out of range.
Gunnar Madsen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lister ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Madsen moves away.
Nice jab there from Madsen.
Lister tries to land a body kick
and Madsen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lister tries to clinch up but Madsen circles away and keeps his distance.
Madsen scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Lister is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!

Madsen closes the distance looking for a takedown. Madsen picks Lister up and slams him brutally to the floor. Lister is out! He's out cold! Wow, you don't see a finish like that every day!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Slam). Gunnar Madsen!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Gunnar Madsen waved his t-shirt featuring Springfield HW Nutrition's logo in front of the cameras.