PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Joe Peezy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mac Shitstack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Peezy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to 300 violin orchestra. Mac Shitstack has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Peezy
vs
Shitstack

164 cm
30
142 lbs
10 - 14 - 0

150 cm
29
144 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe Peezy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mac Shitstack!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Peezy throws a push kick but Shitstack slaps the foot to one side.
Peezy just misses with a punch to the body.
Shitstack slips a jab and a cross from Peezy.
A chopping leg kick lands by Shitstack.
Peezy throws a predictable looking body shot
and Shitstack counters with a leg kick.
Peezy misses with the body kick
and Shitstack counters with a slapping leg kick.
Shitstack connects with a solid leg kick.
A good leg kick by Shitstack.
An inside leg kick from Peezy misses.
Shitstack moves out of range as Peezy throws a body kick.
Shitstack showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Peezy.
Peezy misses with a head kick.
Shitstack lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Peezy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Shitstack scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A clash of legs there as Shitstack blocks the low kick.
Peezy throws a big shot that misses.
Peezy looks to land a body kick but Shitstack moved away.
Peezy looks to throw a body kick
and Shitstack counters with a thumping low kick.
Shitstack connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Peezy momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shitstack lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Shitstack blocks a head kick by Peezy.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Shitstack.
Peezy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Shitstack.
Peezy misses with a leg kick.
Shitstack fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Peezy on the side of the head.
Peezy is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Shitstack moves out of range as Peezy throws a body kick.
Joe Peezy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shitstack cracks Peezy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Peezy misses with a low kick.
Shitstack turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Peezy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Shitstack.
A lazy body kick from Peezy
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Shitstack slips a jab from Peezy.
Peezy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Shitstack.
Shitstack connects with a looping right hand.
Shitstack lands with a thumping leg kick.
Shitstack checks a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Peezy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Peezy walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Shitstack checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Peezy tries a head kick but it misses.
Peezy misses with a few strikes there.
Peezy is breathing heavily.
Peezy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Peezy looks to throw a body kick
and Shitstack counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
A solid leg kick lands there for Shitstack.
Shitstack chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Shitstack tests Peezy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Peezy misses with a double jab
letting Shitstack counter with a right hand.
Shitstack closes this distance looking for a takedown but Peezy circles away.
Peezy looks to score with a jab to the body but Shitstack is just out of range.
Good shot there by Shitstack.
Shitstack lands a jab.
Shitstack lands a right hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shitstack takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Shitstack fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Peezy.
Peezy tries a head kick but it misses.
Peezy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Shitstack.
Peezy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Peezy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shitstack manages to avoid it.
Shitstack throws a quick inside leg kick.
Peezy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Shitstack connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Peezy scrambles back to his feet.
Shitstack sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Peezy takes a jab right on the kisser.
Peezy throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Peezy misses with a low kick.
Peezy is looking to wear down Shitstack with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Shitstack lands with an overhand left.
Peezy walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Shitstack is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Peezy had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Peezy throws a sloppy head kick
and Shitstack counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Peezy throws the kick towards the body but Shitstack avoids it.
Peezy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shitstack lands a head shot.
Peezy misses with a leg kick
and Shitstack counters with an outside leg kick.
Peezy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Shitstack sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Peezy. Shitstack does a little dance to reset his feet.
Shitstack lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Shitstack scores with a leg kick.
Shitstack scores with a leg kick.
Peezy on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Peezy misses with a leg kick
and Shitstack counters with a nice leg kick.
Shitstack lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Peezy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Shitstack.
Shitstack throws a quick inside leg kick.
Peezy misses with a head kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Shitstack fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Peezy, pushing him back against the cage.
Peezy throws an elbow but it misses.
Shitstack fails to pull guard.
Shitstack avoiding damage as Peezy throws knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mac Shitstack dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Peezy misses with a shot to the body
and Shitstack counters with a thumping low kick.
Peezy throws a sloppy head kick and Shitstack moves out of range easily.
Peezy misses with a wild body shot.
Peezy misses with a two punch combination.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Peezy.
Peezy misses with a looping right.
Peezy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Shitstack counters with a low kick, right behind Peezy 's knee.
Shitstack avoids the body shot from Peezy.
Shitstack moves out of range as Peezy strikes.
Shitstack avoids the head kick by Peezy.
Shitstack scoring well with a low kick there.
Shitstack feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Peezy's calf.
Shitstack lands a leg kick that knocks Peezy off balance momentarily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Shitstack.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A left lands for Shitstack.
Peezy throws a head kick that misses.
Mac Shitstack seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Good leg kick by Shitstack there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Shitstack lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shitstack lands the left hand.
Peezy misses with a low kick.

Shitstack darts in and clinches Peezy up against the cage.
Peezy throws a knee to the head but misses.
Peezy looking to throw knees to the head but Shitstack is blocking nicely.
Shitstack tries to pull guard but Peezy won't allow it.
Shitstack blocks the elbow strike.
Peezy managing to block the knees to the body from Shitstack.
Shitstack is trying to pull guard but Peezy turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Peezy managing to block the knees to the body from Shitstack.
Peezy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Shitstack fails to pull guard.
Joe Peezy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mac Shitstack.
Shitstack avoiding damage as Peezy throws knees to the body.
Shitstack jumps guard but Peezy turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Shitstack jumps guard but Peezy turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Peezy trying to land knees to the body.
Peezy tries to land knees in the clinch but Shitstack avoids the damage to the body.
Peezy misses with a knee strike.
Peezy lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Peezy throws an elbow that misses.
Shitstack tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Peezy smiles and moves away.
Peezy swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Shitstack counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shitstack looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Shitstack turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Shitstack throws a nice inside leg kick.
Shitstack ducks under a wild hook from Peezy.
Shitstack lands a nice shot that snaps Peezy's head back.
Shitstack scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A lazy body kick from Peezy
letting Shitstack counter with a right hand.
Shitstack connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Peezy throws a front kick that sends Shitstack stumbling back into the cage.
Peezy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Shitstack.
Shitstack slips a jab from Peezy.
Shitstack takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Shitstack throws a one two combo.
Peezy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Shitstack thumps Peezy with a low kick.
Peezy walks into a left hand.
Peezy misses with a body shot.
Peezy takes a jab right on the kisser.
Shitstack connects with a leg kick. Peezy looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Peezy scores with a shot to the body.
Shitstack lands with a nice body kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Shitstack.
Peezy does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Peezy misses with a wild body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Peezy misses the body punch
and Shitstack counters with a stiff right hand.
Peezy throws a sloppy head kick
and Shitstack counters with a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Peezy misses with a head kick.
Shitstack throws a good cross that connects.
Shitstack's corner calls for a 1-2. Shitstack obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Shitstack!
Peezy misses with a kick to the body
and Shitstack counters with a slapping leg kick.
Peezy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Peezy swings away with a body shot that misses
and Shitstack counters with an outside leg kick.
A good leg kick by Shitstack.
Shitstack catches Peezy with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Shitstack fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Peezy throws a predictable looking body shot
and Shitstack counters with a nice leg kick.
Shitstack connects with a solid leg kick.
Peezy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Shitstack.
Shitstack throws a nice inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mac Shitstack showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Shitstack thumps Peezy with a low kick.
Peezy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Peezy thows a leg kick but Shitstack checks it
and Peezy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Peezy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Peezy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Peezy walks into a left hand.
Peezy throws a sloppy head kick and Shitstack moves out of range easily.
Shitstack lands a head kick!
Shitstack turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Peezy looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Peezy misses with a left hand
and Shitstack counters with a straight right hand.
Peezy misses with a wild body shot.
Shitstack jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Peezy misses with a low kick.
Shitstack looks to land a combination but Peezy avoids it well.
Shitstack moves into range and connects with a jab.
Peezy throws a head kick that misses
enabling Shitstack to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shitstack throws a nice outside leg kick.
Peezy lands a right hook to the body.
Peezy tries a low kick but Shitstack avoids it.
Shitstack throws a good cross that connects.
Peezy throws a predictable looking body shot
and Shitstack counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A low kick from Peezy is predictable there
and Peezy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nice shot by Shitstack.
Peezy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Peezy on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Shitstack lands a two punch combo.
Shitstack lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Shitstack looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

Shitstack moves into the clinch.
Shitstack dodges an elbow strike from Peezy.
Peezy misses with a knee strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Peezy lands a knee to the head.
Peezy looking to throw knees to the head but Shitstack is blocking nicely.
Shitstack is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Peezy is defending well for now.
Shitstack trying to land knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shitstack blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Peezy throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Shitstack blocks it with crossed arms.
Shitstack is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Peezy is defending well for now.
Peezy tries to land knees in the clinch but Shitstack avoids the damage to the body.
Shitstack fails to pull guard.
Peezy managing to block the knees to the body from Shitstack.
Shitstack on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Shitstack manages to pull guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Shitstack wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Let's hope that Shitstack has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Joe Peezy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
A slapping leg kick lands for Shitstack.
Shitstack scores with the left hand. Peezy knows he should have avoided that one.
Shitstack blocks the body kick.
Peezy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Shitstack bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Peezy's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shitstack lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Shitstack connects with a solid leg kick.
Shitstack throws a leg kick which misses Peezy's front leg but catches the back leg as Peezy tries to avoid it.
A low kick from Peezy is predictable there
and Shitstack counters with a nice low kick that buckles Peezy's knee momentarily.
Shitstack throws a leg kick which misses Peezy's front leg but catches the back leg as Peezy tries to avoid it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Shitstack.
Peezy misses the shot to the body.
Shitstack connects with a nice looking jab.
Shitstack turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Peezy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Shitstack.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shitstack lands a nice leg kick that just misses Peezy's sensitive parts.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Peezy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Shitstack.
Shitstack lands a nice leg kick that just misses Peezy's sensitive parts.
Shitstack lands with a thumping leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mac Shitstack comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Shitstack winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mac Shitstack!