PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between This Bastard This Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aharon Robinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Robinson has chosen Angel Lust as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Bastard This Bastard
vs
Robinson

222 cm
25
293 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

195 cm
27
281 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Good in bed

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, This Bastard This Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Aharon Robinson!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Yves DeLean and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from This Bastard.

This Bastard throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Robinson was covering up waiting for the punch and This Bastard finishes the takedown easily into guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Robinson wants to sweep but no luck.
This Bastard will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Robinson trying to keep a closed guard but This Bastard is proving a slippery customer.
This Bastard content to stall in guard here.
This Bastard postures up in Robinson's guard and throws a big left but Robinson blocks it.
Robinson trying to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
This Bastard doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Robinson counters with a nice body shot.
This Bastard This Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Robinson throws a sloppy head kick and This Bastard moves out of range easily.
Robinson with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
This Bastard slips a jab and a cross from Robinson.
This Bastard wants to clinch up but Robinson keeps it at a distance.
Robinson tries to land a front kick but This Bastard steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
This Bastard tries to score a power double leg takedown but Robinson sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten This Bastard somewhat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for This Bastard This Bastard. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Robinson misses with a combination

and This Bastard counters with a single leg into guard. Robinson didn't expect that.
This Bastard is breathing heavily.
Robinson trying to control the position here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Robinson throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! This Bastard escapes and throws Robinson's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Robinson is looking for a sweep.

This Bastard stands up.
This Bastard tries to clinch but Robinson moves away
and Robinson counters with a series of strikes. This Bastard will be more careful next time no doubt.
No joy there for Robinson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Robinson lands a glancing blow to the side of This Bastard's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Robinson throws a nice looking combination but This Bastard bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Robinson digs a good hook to This Bastard's body.
Robinson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but This Bastard circles away quickly and effectively.
Aharon Robinson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Robinson lands a head shot.

Robinson drops This Bastard with a beautiful combination! This Bastard stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Robinson is looking for the KO!

This Bastard is rocked!

It looks like This Bastard This Bastard has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
This Bastard slips a jab and a cross from Robinson.
Oh This Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This Bastard dodges the punch combination from Robinson.
Robinson misses with a jab, cross combination.
No joy there for Robinson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Robinson fails to land with a series of punches.
Robinson shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. This Bastard takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Robinson sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! This Bastard bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Aharon Robinson!
Aharon Robinson decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.