PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Master Shredder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jessica Sexy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shredder comes into the arena with Tmnt theme song by Macdre blaring out of the sound system. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Shredder
vs
Sexy

200 cm
26
290 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

200 cm
25
300 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Master Shredder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jessica Sexy!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Albert Achterberg and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shredder throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Shredder instigates a clinch.
Shredder misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shredder has a couple of punches blocked by Sexy.
Shredder tries to throw a body punch but Sexy avoids it by throwing Shredder back against the cage.
Shredder tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sexy.
Shredder lands on the inside with an uppercut.

It looks like Jessica Sexy has been cut.
A short uppercut from Shredder.
Shredder lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Shredder.
Sexy blocking some punches.
Sexy takes a shot to the head.
Shredder throws a head punch that misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shredder lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Sexy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Sexy wants to get back to striking at distance but Shredder won't allow it.
Shredder lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Shredder misses with a punch on the inside.
Sexy has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Sexy is trying to break the clinch but Shredder is controlling him.
Shredder lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sexy backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sexy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Shredder.
Sexy has had enough of the clinch but Shredder keeps him there for the moment.
Sexy looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Sexy working hard to break the clinch.
Shredder throws a head punch that misses.
Shredder misses with a short punch on the inside.
Shredder lands a hook that snaps the head of Sexy backwards.
Sexy looks gassed!
Shredder lands a right hand.
Shredder makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Shredder unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Sexy! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Shredder is unloading with more strikes now! Sexy drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Master Shredder!
Post fight, Master Shredder stared into the camera and said 'Its been my lifelong dream aside from killing those damn turtles ,to become an mma champion.Now that i am i will devour all competition eat my FISTS!!!!'.