PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Kishion Matthew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Steel Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Matthew comes to the ring accompanied by I'm Fucking You Tonight - Biggie. Mr Steel Penn will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Matthew
vs
Steel Penn

201 cm
18
285 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

225 cm
18
275 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Solid boxing
KO power

Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kishion Matthew!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mr Steel Penn!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Steel Penn throws a body punch but Matthew moves out of range.
Steel Penn avoids the body shot from Matthew.
Matthew throws the left hand but Steel Penn avoids the punch easily.
Matthew misses with a wild body shot.
Steel Penn throws a leg kick that is checked
and Matthew counters with a low kick, right behind Steel Penn 's knee.
Mr Steel Penn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Matthew swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Matthew ducks under a wild hook from Steel Penn.
Steel Penn swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Matthew throws a body kick that misses.
Matthew misses with a wild body shot.
Steel Penn sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Steel Penn needs to keep his hands up - Matthew had a free shot at his head there.
Steel Penn throws a leg kick but Matthew moved away.
Steel Penn avoids a kick to the body.
Matthew slips under a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Steel Penn throws a front kick aimed at Matthew's knee but Matthew avoids it well.
Steel Penn checks a leg kick nicely.
Steel Penn avoids the body shot from Matthew.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Steel Penn, as that shot connected.
Matthew misses with a looping right.
Steel Penn misses with a lunging right hand
and Matthew counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Steel Penn throws a low kick, looking for Matthew's leg but Matthew calmly moves out of range.
Matthew throws a body kick that misses.
Steel Penn swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Matthew moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Steel Penn lands with a straight right. Matthew didn't see that one coming.
Steel Penn swinging wildly here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Steel Penn tries to score with a low kick but Matthew moves his leg out of the way.
Steel Penn misses the shot to the body.
Steel Penn scores with a nice strike.
Matthew dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Steel Penn. That did some damage!
Steel Penn looks gassed!
Matthew throws a leg kick which misses Steel Penn's front leg but catches the back leg as Steel Penn tries to avoid it.
Matthew looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Matthew throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Steel Penn keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Matthew.
Matthew comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Matthew lands a nice looking kick to the body. Steel Penn takes a step back to recover.
Matthew lands a jab to Steel Penn's midsection.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Matthew scores with a jab to the head.
Matthew feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Steel Penn's calf.
Matthew throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice uppercut lands for Matthew. That snapped Steel Penn's head back.
Steel Penn is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Matthew lands a nice shot to the body.
Matthew swings for the body but Steel Penn moves out of range.
Matthew throws out a powerful jab.

Steel Penn is rocked!
Matthew lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Steel Penn is still on wobbly legs! Can Matthew finish him?
Matthew scores with a jab to the body.
Matthew lands a slapping body shot.
Steel Penn seems to have recovered his senses.
Matthew throws a front kick that sends Steel Penn stumbling back into the ropes.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Matthew - that will leave a mark!
Matthew looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Matthew throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
An inside leg kick lands from Matthew.
Matthew throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Matthew tries to land a front kick but Steel Penn steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Steel Penn blocks a head kick by Matthew.
Steel Penn takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Steel Penn walks straight into a perfectly timed right hook, crumpling him to the floor! Steel Penn is in all kinds of trouble here - can he beat the count? 3,4,5,6,7,8,9....10 - he's out and it's by a long way too - he didn't ever look like beating that count!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Kishion Matthew!
Post fight, Kishion Matthew stared into the camera and said 'Ima fuck probs 89 bitches tonight, nah man make that 150 for realz dawg. And each one of em is getting it for a solid 4 hrs bro!!'.