PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Michal Wojarski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit has chosen Lil Wayne- I feel like dying as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Wojarski
vs
Holyshit

194 cm
26
248 lbs
18 - 6 - 0

196 cm
28
282 lbs
19 - 9 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Michal Wojarski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Chris Edwards and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wojarski just misses with a punch to the body.
Holyshit throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Wojarski uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Holyshit closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Wojarski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Holyshit throws a lazy right hand but Wojarski sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

Wojarski moves into the clinch successfully.
Still in the clinch, Wojarski scores with a nice short uppercut.
Holyshit blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Holyshit fails to land.
Wojarski blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wojarski.
Wojarski looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wojarski manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Holyshit lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wojarski has a couple of punches blocked by Holyshit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wojarski lands a body shot.
Wojarski goes for a takedown attempt but Holyshit pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Wojarski with a jab.
Holyshit scores with a spinning back kick!
Wojarski misses with a takedown attempt - Holyshit sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Holyshit throws a one two combo.

It looks like Michal Wojarski has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Wojarski shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Holyshit keeping full guard, as Wojarski tries to pass.
Wojarski trying to control but Holyshit is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Wojarski.
Wojarski tries to free his leg and advance position but Holyshit is retaining full guard.
Holyshit is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Wojarski tries to free his leg and advance position but Holyshit is retaining full guard.
Wojarski has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Holyshit is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Holyshit is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Holyshit looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Evander Holyshit hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Holyshit tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Evander Holyshit is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wojarski throws a hook to the side of Holyshit's head but Holyshit sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Holyshit misses with the body kick
and Wojarski cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Holyshit just misses with a punch to the body.
Holyshit misses the shot to the body.
Michal Wojarski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Wojarski gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Holyshit being controlled against the cage.
Wojarski is trying to drag Holyshit to the mat but Holyshit just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Michal Wojarski. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Holyshit scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Holyshit trying to control the position but instead, Wojarski has worked for underhooks and has pushed Holyshit into the cage.
Still in the clinch, Wojarski scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit works on Wojarski's body with a couple of short punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wojarski looking to stall.
Holyshit misses with the head strike.
Holyshit lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wojarski is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Holyshit gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Holyshit keeps control of Wojarski as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Good body shot from Holyshit.
Wojarski taking a breather.
Holyshit tries to throw a body punch but Wojarski avoids it by throwing Holyshit back against the cage.

Holyshit breaks from the clinch.
Holyshit slips under a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wojarski blocks a head kick by Holyshit.
Holyshit throws a low kick, looking for Wojarski's leg but Wojarski calmly moves out of range.
Holyshit throws a low kick but it's checked well by Wojarski.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Evander Holyshit will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Michal Wojarski's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A solid leg kick lands there for Holyshit.
Holyshit lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Holyshit lands a nice looking body shot.
Holyshit fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wojarski manages to avoid it.
Holyshit jabs Wojarski to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Evander Holyshit seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Holyshit fails to land with a series of punches.
Holyshit loads up on a big right hand but Wojarski slips the punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A cross from Wojarski lands.
Wojarski fails with the takedown.
Wojarski walks into a stiff left hand from Holyshit.
Holyshit throws a leg kick but Wojarski sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Holyshit misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit avoids a punch combination nicely.
Holyshit takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Holyshit is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Wojarski rather than just go for the knockout.
Nice takedown defense from Holyshit. No joy for Wojarski on that attempt.
Wojarski throws a leg kick but Holyshit moved away.
Holyshit pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Holyshit fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Wojarski has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Holyshit swats away the attempt to clinch by Wojarski.
A big right from Holyshit misses.
Wojarski tries to clinch up.
Holyshit lands a jab to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit lands a nice shot to the body.
Wojarski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Holyshit.
Holyshit misses with an uppercut. Wojarski saw that one coming.
A slow jab from Wojarski misses its intended target.
Wojarski lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wojarski tries a head kick but it misses.
Wojarski misses with a straight left.
A shot to the liver by Holyshit. Beautiful body shot.
Wojarski tries for a takedown but Holyshit sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Michal Wojarski. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Holyshit looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Good standup being displayed there by Holyshit as he connects with a hook.
Wojarski darts in trying to clinch
and Holyshit makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Holyshit catches Wojarski right on the button with a cross.
Wojarski misses with an uppercut. Holyshit saw that one coming.
Holyshit stuffs the takedown attempt from Wojarski. Wojarski gets slowly back to his feet.
Good leg kick by Holyshit there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Holyshit takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Wojarski throws a lazy right hand but Holyshit sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Holyshit moves out of range of the body kick from Wojarski.
Wojarski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Holyshit was well out of range. Poor timing from Wojarski.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Holyshit takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wojarski moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

Wojarski is rocked!
Wojarski ducks into an uppercut from Holyshit and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Evander Holyshit!
Evander Holyshit really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that TFP Graphics - Pit Inc logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.