PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Poor Matt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lorenzo Von Matterhorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Matterhorn has chosen Sharp Dressed Man as his entrance music. Lorenzo Von Matterhorn has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Matt
vs
Von Matterhorn

200 cm
28
313 lbs
19 - 10 - 0

225 cm
32
259 lbs
20 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Cobra Pharmaceuticals (159++ Stamina)

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Poor Matt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lorenzo Von Matterhorn!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Aleksandr Martynov and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Matt throws a series of punches but Von Matterhorn moves out of range.
Von Matterhorn pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A looping hook to the body misses from Matt. Von Matterhorn does a little dance to reset his feet.
Von Matterhorn keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Matt bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Von Matterhorn is looking to reverse the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Von Matterhorn manages to work his way to half guard, despite Matt's best efforts.
Von Matterhorn is not content to let Matt control the position.
Von Matterhorn pushes Matt off looking to stand but Matt dives back in and keeps control.
Matt is looking to take a break and control but Von Matterhorn is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Matt thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Von Matterhorn's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Matt controlling the action here.
Von Matterhorn is pressing down on Matt's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Matt postures up.
Matt tries to free his leg and advance position but Von Matterhorn is retaining full guard.
Von Matterhorn looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Matt puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Matt not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Matt is taking a breather. Von Matterhorn says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Matt is fighting to break Von Matterhorn's control of his arms but Von Matterhorn is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Von Matterhorn's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Von Matterhorn is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Von Matterhorn keeping moving, preventing Matt from controlling successfully.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Matt scores with a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn throws a body punch but Matt moves out of range.

Von Matterhorn pushes Matt up against the cage in a clinch.
Matt lands a knee to the head.
Matt misses with a body punch.
Von Matterhorn struggles to land a body shot inside as Matt controls his hands.
Matt tries to work over Von Matterhorn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Von Matterhorn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Matt scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Von Matterhorn tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Matt was well out of range. Poor timing from Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn throws a leg kick that misses.
Von Matterhorn avoids the body shot from Matt.
Matt fails with a takedown attempt.
Matt tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Von Matterhorn.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice straight punches there by Von Matterhorn. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Von Matterhorn.
Matt stuns Von Matterhorn with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Von Matterhorn keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Von Matterhorn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Matt takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Matt is looking to wear down Von Matterhorn with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Matt lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Von Matterhorn circles away quickly and effectively.
Matt drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Von Matterhorn works the jab nicely.
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Von Matterhorn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Matt slips under a jab from Von Matterhorn.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Matt. Von Matterhorn does a little dance to reset his feet.
Matt closes this distance looking for a takedown but Von Matterhorn circles away.
A slapping leg kick lands for Von Matterhorn.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

No luck with that takedown attempt from Matt.
Matt misses with a straight left.
Matt looks to score with a jab to the body but Von Matterhorn is just out of range.
Matt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A jab from Matt misses.

Von Matterhorn gets tackled into the cage by Matt. Matt maintains the clinch.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Von Matterhorn. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Matt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Matt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Von Matterhorn blocking some punches.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Matt lands an uppercut.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Von Matterhorn takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Matt struggles to land a body shot inside as Von Matterhorn controls his hands.
Von Matterhorn misses with a short punch on the inside.
Matt tries a body shot but Von Matterhorn blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn lands with a left to the head.
Matt can't find room to land a body shot as Von Matterhorn controls the action.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A hook to the body from Matt.
Von Matterhorn is breathing heavily.
Matt blocks a body shot from Von Matterhorn.
A body shot lands from Matt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
With the fighters up against the cage, Matt throws an elbow but misses.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Matt as Von Matterhorn tries to tie him up.
Matt crunches a lovely knee into Von Matterhorn's ribcage.
Matt misses with a punch to the body.
Matt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Von Matterhorn lands a left hand.
Von Matterhorn is trying to maintain a safe position but Matt gets an underhook and turns Von Matterhorn into the cage.
Matt is working Von Matterhorn over against the cage.
Matt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Von Matterhorns head.
Matt scores with a hook to the body.
Matt misses with a body punch.
Matt misses with a punch to the body.
Matt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Von Matterhorn misses with the head strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Matt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Matt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Von Matterhorn.
A left hand lands to the body for Matt.
Matt tries to work over Von Matterhorn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Matt lands an uppercut.
Matt lands an uppercut.
Matt lands a nice shot to the body.
Matt tries to work over Von Matterhorn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Matt misses with an elbow over the top.
Matt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Matt tries to work over Von Matterhorn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Von Matterhorn doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Matt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Von Matterhorn swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Matt lands a right hand.
Poor Matt has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Von Matterhorn tries to throw a body punch but Matt avoids it by throwing Von Matterhorn back against the cage.
Von Matterhorn trying to control the position but instead, Matt has worked for underhooks and has pushed Von Matterhorn into the cage.
Matt lands a hook that snaps the head of Von Matterhorn backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Matt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Von Matterhorn backwards.
Matt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Matt pushes Von Matterhorn back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Matt pushes Von Matterhorn back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Matt presses Von Matterhorn against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Matt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Matt misses with a body punch.
Matt struggles to land a body shot inside as Von Matterhorn controls his hands.
Matt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Von Matterhorn tries to work over Matt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Matt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Von Matterhorn misses with a short punch on the inside.
Matt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Von Matterhorn managing to block the knees to the body from Matt.
Matt tries to work over Von Matterhorn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Von Matterhorn wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A short uppercut from Matt.
Matt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Matt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short left from Matt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn managing to block the knees to the body from Matt.
Matt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Von Matterhorn can do to turn this around?
Von Matterhorn is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Von Matterhorn lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Von Matterhorn prevents a body shot from Matt.
Matt working aggressively here.
Matt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Matt scores with a knee to the head.
Matt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Matt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Matt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Matt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Von Matterhorn is rocked!
Matt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Von Matterhorn backwards.
Von Matterhorn is still on wobbly legs! Can Matt finish him?
Matt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Von Matterhorn backwards.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Matt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn takes a shot to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Matt.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Matt.
Matt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Poor Matt dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Matt drops Von Matterhorn with a straight right hand, right on the button! Matt follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Poor Matt!