PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Drunk SirBoss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adam Smook (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Adam Smook has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Drunk SirBoss's chin.

SirBoss
vs
Smook

190 cm
25
290 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Prefers standup

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Drunk SirBoss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Adam Smook!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Eddie Farnsworth and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
SirBoss misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
SirBoss dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Smook throws a jab when SirBoss was well out of range.
Smook avoids the head kick by SirBoss.
Good leg kick by SirBoss there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
SirBoss tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
SirBoss showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Smook.
Smook misses with a few strikes there.
A solid leg kick lands there for SirBoss.
Smook tries for a takedown but SirBoss circles away easily
and SirBoss finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Smook looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Smook walks forward, straight into a front kick from SirBoss.
SirBoss throws a push kick but Smook slaps the foot to one side.
SirBoss scores with a spinning back kick!
SirBoss scores with a jab to the body.
SirBoss scores with a nice body kick.
SirBoss lands a front kick.
SirBoss scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking body kick lands there for SirBoss.
An inside leg kick lands from SirBoss.
SirBoss jabs at Smook's body.
SirBoss dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
SirBoss lands a nice looking body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A kick lands to the mid section there for SirBoss.
Both fighters circling a little - SirBoss finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
SirBoss throws a half hearted mid kick.
SirBoss changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
SirBoss scores with a shot to the body.
SirBoss digs a good body shot into Smook's ribs.
SirBoss lands a nice hook to Smook's body. Smook takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
SirBoss misses with an attempted mid kick.
Drunk SirBoss is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Smook stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from SirBoss.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from SirBoss - that will leave a mark!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smook has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by SirBoss.
SirBoss lands a nice shot to the body.
SirBoss works Smook's body with a nice hook.
SirBoss lands a body shot.
SirBoss throws a wild body kick that Smook sees coming a mile off.
SirBoss lands with a kick to the ribs.
SirBoss lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Smook takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
SirBoss tries to land a front kick but Smook steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
SirBoss is looking to wear down Smook with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
SirBoss misses with a head kick.
SirBoss throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Smook wants to clinch
and SirBoss counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
SirBoss misses with a kick to the body.
SirBoss avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Smook throws a head kick but SirBoss moves out of range.
SirBoss thows a body kick. Smook tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Smook is trying hard to land a takedown here. SirBoss sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Adam Smook seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
SirBoss lets loose with a powerful body kick. Smook will feel that in the morning.
SirBoss avoids a punch combination nicely.
SirBoss throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
SirBoss scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Smook doesn't seem bothered though.
SirBoss lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A decent looking body kick lands there for SirBoss.
SirBoss delivers a nice body kick.
Nice body punch from SirBoss.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smook wants to clinch
and SirBoss makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Smook really felt that one!
SirBoss is looking to land body kicks.
Smook blocks a head kick by SirBoss.
Smook wants to clinch but SirBoss slips to the side
and SirBoss counters with a body kick that stops Smook in his tracks momentarily.
Smook dives in and grabs SirBoss's left leg, looking for a takedown. SirBoss pushes down on Smook's head and hops out.
Drunk SirBoss has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Adam Smook.
SirBoss scores with a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Horrible takedown by Smook or perhaps it was just good defense by SirBoss which made him look bad.
Smook is trying desperately to land a takedown but SirBoss is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Smook.
Smook with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling SirBoss to score with a decent uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
SirBoss connects with a body shot.
Smook takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
SirBoss keeps the fight on the outside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Drunk SirBoss dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Smook closes the distance looking to clinch
and SirBoss counters with a solid body kick.
Smook fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Good shot there by SirBoss.
SirBoss throws a sloppy head kick and Smook moves out of range easily.
SirBoss throws a head kick but Smook moves out of range.
SirBoss throws a wild body kick that Smook sees coming a mile off.
A head kick misses from SirBoss.
SirBoss throws a push kick but Smook slaps the foot to one side.
Smook walks forward, straight into a front kick from SirBoss.
SirBoss lands a right hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Good leg kick by SirBoss there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
SirBoss fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Smook might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, SirBoss has got the better of the exchanges.
SirBoss fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Smook looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smook walks forward, straight into a front kick from SirBoss.
Smook avoids the head kick by SirBoss.
Smook takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Adam Smook is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
SirBoss thuds a left hand into Smook's body.
SirBoss scores with a nice body kick.
SirBoss tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
SirBoss throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Smook throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around SirBoss's waist but SirBoss gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Smook off to one side.
SirBoss misses with a body kick.
SirBoss is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Smook can do to turn this around?
Smook closes the distance and clinches up with SirBoss, looking for a takedown. Smook pushes SirBoss against the cage but SirBoss circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Smook tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. SirBoss manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Smook shoots in for a takedown but SirBoss shows good takedown defense.
Drunk SirBoss has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Adam Smook.
Smook closes the distance but SirBoss moves to the side
and SirBoss counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
SirBoss lands a high kick!
Drunk SirBoss is winning the standup battle so far.
Smook looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Smook shoots in and drives through. SirBoss sprawls well.
SirBoss lands a nice hook to Smook's body. Smook takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Smook fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but SirBoss avoids it really well and circles away.
SirBoss lands with a nice body kick.
SirBoss throws a front kick that sends Smook stumbling back into the cage.
Smook sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
SirBoss thuds a left hand into Smook's body.
Smook looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smook shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says SirBoss as he avoids it easily.
SirBoss lands a lovely overhand right.
SirBoss scores with a hook to the body. Smook takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Smook closes this distance looking for a takedown but SirBoss circles away.
SirBoss scores with a shot to the body.
SirBoss lands a jab to Smook's midsection.
SirBoss throws a half hearted mid kick.
SirBoss throws a head kick that misses.
SirBoss throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Smook is looking to clinch but SirBoss is avoiding it.
Smook misses with a takedown attempt - SirBoss sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
SirBoss tries to land a front kick but Smook steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
SirBoss throws a body kick that misses.
Smook shoots in for a double leg but SirBoss sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Smook wants to clinch
and SirBoss makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
SirBoss with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
SirBoss throws a quick inside leg kick.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Smook is defended easily by SirBoss.
SirBoss misses with an attempted mid kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Smook fails with a takedown attempt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
SirBoss cracks a nice hook into Smook's ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Drunk SirBoss dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Smook is looking to clinch but SirBoss is avoiding it.
SirBoss defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Smook.
The fight stays on the outside here - Smook looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Smook is trying hard to land a takedown here. SirBoss sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
SirBoss lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Adam Smook has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head kick misses from SirBoss.
SirBoss punishes Smook's body with a nice straight punch.
SirBoss throws a nice inside leg kick.
SirBoss connects with a solid leg kick.
Smook's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
SirBoss thuds his shin into the meat of Smook's side.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Smook fails with a takedown attempt.
Drunk SirBoss has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Adam Smook.
A decent looking body kick lands there for SirBoss.
SirBoss dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
SirBoss lands a jab to Smook's midsection.
A head kick from SirBoss lands but Smook takes it in his stride.
SirBoss fakes the leg kick and cracks Smook in the body.
SirBoss ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Smook chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before SirBoss can pounce on him.
Smook takes a kick to the side of the head.
SirBoss looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Smook misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from SirBoss.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Smook is defended easily by SirBoss.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Smook crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from SirBoss - the referee stops the clock and Smook gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says SirBoss. Smook manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
SirBoss misses with a kick to the body.
SirBoss fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Smook manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
SirBoss tries to land a front kick but Smook steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Smook fails with the takedown
and SirBoss finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Smook has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from SirBoss.
SirBoss avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
SirBoss stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and SirBoss wants it to stay on the feet.
SirBoss lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Smook takes a kick to the side of the head.
SirBoss lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Smook changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. SirBoss tries to avoid it but Smook manages to keep hold of a leg and drag SirBoss to the ground. SirBoss escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
SirBoss connects with a leg kick. Smook looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
SirBoss throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
SirBoss misses with a body kick.
Smook moves out of range of the body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smook wants to clinch
and SirBoss counters with a leg kick.
Smook wants to clinch.
SirBoss ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Smook has a takedown stuffed.
SirBoss comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Smook takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Smook avoids the head kick by SirBoss.
SirBoss stuffs the takedown attempt from Smook. Smook gets slowly back to his feet.
Smook just misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smook blocks the body kick.
Nice sprawl there from SirBoss as Smook shoots in.
SirBoss connects with a high kick.
A good leg kick by SirBoss.
SirBoss fakes the leg kick and cracks Smook in the body.
Smook on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Smook tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but SirBoss paws at him with a jab and circles away.
SirBoss throws a wild body kick that Smook sees coming a mile off.
Smook looks for a takedown but SirBoss sprawls well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
SirBoss scores with a shot to the body.
SirBoss just misses with a punch to the body.
Adam Smook has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
SirBoss dodges the punch combination from Smook.

And that's the end of the fight!
Drunk SirBoss showed his dominance in that final round.
Well SirBoss has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:26
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:26
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Drunk SirBoss!